THIS is NOT FAKE NEWS. ACTIVE SHOOTERS WILL BE STONED in USA

Armed intruders may face being stoned to death at this Penn. school
A Pennsylvania school has come up with a last-resort measure in case of an active shooter incident.
Instead of passively awaiting their fate, students and teachers are being trained to pelt a classroom attacker with stones.

The measure was introduced at Blue Mountain School District in Schuylkill County by Superintendent David Helsel.
It came to light after he described the preparations at a state House Education Committee hearing on school safety on March 15.
A video of the session was published online.
“If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance to any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full of students armed with rocks. And they will be stoned,” Helsel said.
rt.com/usa/422239-pennsylvania-school-stoning-intruder/

Pennsylvania House Education Committee Hearing on School Safety
This is where we are with the Pennsylvania Assembly. This is not satire. This is not fake news.
This is a REAL school safety hearing that took place on Thursday, March 15, 2018, in Harrisburg, PA with members of the PA House Education Committee and PA school officials.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=D_7G4Yn4bMo

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I am trying to hard scape my aquarium and can't find river stones like that

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School shooters will be stoned as a bullet rips your dick off

It's happening.

Throwing rocks at people with guns totally works.
Asks the Palestinians.

>some asshole that murders innocents will have rocks thrown at them until they're dead

Am I supposed to be mad?

No, you are suppose to realize that it's retarded.

>Throwing rocks at people with guns totally works.
>Asks the Palestinians.
BWAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

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Your Id says it all reddit

HmmMmmM Shit dude imagine if they had really really fast and small rocks. Too bad the human arm can't manage that on its own !!1

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VERY VERY NICE user

This is wrong.
What if
>teacher gets angry and stones kids
>kid gets a hold of rock and attacks teacher/classmates
>mere sight of rock triggers latent schizo to murder family with rock
>students think picking up rocks outside of school will make them safe
>other fucking retarded bullshit attributed to guns

^THIS

>JeW

Even Sup Forums's algorithm knows you're a fucking kike.

I you don't help me, I will put such a stranglehold on your gun money that your boys will be out in the streets throwing rocks! I will *fucking* destroy you! I will make it my mission in life!

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Why not train those kids to use slingshots and use marbles for projectiles

no, they will be shot by the students who will be trained in the marksmanship program they will agitate for

GIVE THE STUDENTS PUKE RAY GUNS

STUDENTS: I can dox myself in order to reveal more information about how to militate for this agenda, or you can ask your history teacher about the history of marksmanship classes in the USA and interrupt history class at will in order to make coverage of this topic a priority, but I don't want to dox myself, so hopefully you can just scream at your teacher for GUNS GIVE ME FUCKING GUNS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCKING CUNT

yeah, just scream that at the top of your lungs

don't make me dox myself, I will rape Jerry Brown in the ass with a picana Qadaffi style in front of pre-school cheerleaders who trained in north korea, synchronized dancing with electromagnetic nerve conditioning sticks a.k.a. telepathic picanas

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BETTER YET GIVE THEM GUNS

All the shooter has to do is wear some padded body armor, which can be bought cheaply and easily.

They're learning. Maybe someday they'll be able to throw bigger rocks if they put their physics lessons to good use.

>hard scape
t. cool aquarium user

no need assault rock.

Guns are illegal in Mexico and look how secure is this country. Envy?

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I see they are paving the way for Sharia law.

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You guys realy can't figure this out? LOL

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Not a Jew but damn do I wish I was.

>Will be stoned
Holy shit america is already a 3rd world shithole

>freshwater

Absolute Pleb

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If only somebody had invented some sort of device that could throw a bunch of really small rocks faster than the speed of sound that could be securely holstered and held by people of authority to be used as a last resort in case of violent criminals.

Unfortunately, to my knowledge, no such thing exists. Guess we'll just have to use buckets of rocks to stop mass shooters with guns.

Who is trying to shoot your fish??

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LOL,
cool comment

Most people's reef tanks look the same with the same 5 kinds of fish. Kinda boring desu senpai.

Nobody really grows macroalage

I think they are throwing stones at each other

>Not a Jew but damn do I wish I was.
MEGA KEK,
LET'S meme this

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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but they have nukes also...

guns arent illegal in mexico

i have seen you the whole week pretending to be mexican

remove the proxy faggot

nice party times there lol

literally like pakistan kek

This is really culturally inclusive. I'm surprised.

I REALLY HOPE THAT THIS SPREADS ALL OVER THE US SCHOOLS.. LOL
it will be fun to watch school fights with readily available rocks in class rooms

Like a.. rifle? You sound like a 14th century dude.

wouldn't it be more effective to give them all slingshots?
What if we made the rocks out of metal instead of using uneven stones that have to be painstakingly sourced?
what if we propelled the metal rocks though the use of a chemical reaction instead of though the release of stored mechanical potential energy?
what if we just armed the students with a gun instead?
what if we evened the fucking playing field?

Mossad's provocateurs will be wearing full body plate armor.