WAR HAS BROKEN OUT IN DENMARK

ITS HAPPENING.
I'M HEARING MAJOR GUNFIRE IN COPENHAGEN.

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wait seriously?

>MAJOR GUNFIRE
that's just the sound of your mother taking a shit

fake and gay call me when the nukes drop

SOUNDS LIKE MORTAR FIRE

could ride to copenhagen with my bicycle within 2 hours. call me if you need backup.

I love a good LARP thread. Tell us all about the war, OP. Go on. Tell us.

LITERALLY UNIRRONICALLY!

What do you want me to do? go out and ask??

Good. War cleanses much

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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PLEASE BE WHITE
PLEASE BE WHITE
PLEASE BE WHITE

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woooooooooooooow
its loud as thunder

Video proof of sound there gogogo

Or vocaroo

6 gorrilion jews just flew by my house in moon teslas wtf is happening??????

Proof it

It's probably just from malmö, weather is still.

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big if true

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Better call Hogg.

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lol nothing is happening
fuck this thread

are you in copenhagen?

Hahahaha!
Playing Vagner on his Sony Walkman

Pics or it didn't happen

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ja. er du?

get out there and periscope for us faggot.

Yea I’m totally literally actually in Copenhagen and I just saw a drawing of Muhammad rape a lil boy with a car made entirely of nails and acid.

Shits real out here boys buy some scissor while you can

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anyone else about to fall asleep?

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I could swim it there in like 14 hours. Don't call me if you need backup. I'm a lousey swimmer.

It wont help unless you can destroy EU headquarters.

din mor er en luder

If there is any girls who wants to have a last sex before we die come over to my place.
We can also cuddle.

Well, thanks for the false hope you fag

Oy vavoy, I think we should go there and pacify you.

didn't you hear bangs?

>dont use legacy goy
>dont you dare skip those annoying time consuming retarded tier captchas goy

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>starting a habbening thread
>no sockpuppet ids to corroborate your bullshit
fuckin amateur hour over here

Don't forget your stahlhelm,it would be hilarious.

Am in Copenhagen. Litterally nothing has happened.

Some Turkish infighting today at an anti-Erdogan demonstration. The kalif had his agents in place for a good brawl. One of them had an axe and shit.

haha ur mom is getting fucked by 10 niggers as we speak so such ur faggot ass up

Does that mean my dip won't be resupplied at the corner store?

hmm.. it stopped. you know its confusing because the stores are not allowed to sell fireworks this time of year. and there is no lightning.

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Fyværkeri.

Fireworks.

Dafuck, Turkish diaspora are fucking everywhere in Europe that insane ....

according to google and assuming your in london you could ride with a bicycle through the tunnel. should take you around 70 hours.

Do you get danish dip?

check those 00s

Du er ikke dansk hvis du er overrasket over fyrværkeri på weekend aftener; Muhammad vis os din sande identitet

Nice try Sanjaya, u will no groom my qt white children with ur moohamhad tactics

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Sack up, grab your camera and get us PROOFS.

don't come back until you do.

>War has broken out in Denmark

Good.

Use your phone cam to record it.

du sod
sick digits

What if there just fireworks??

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

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please be muslim

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record it you dumbfuck

how you were first to this 50 posts in

well it cant be because the stores are banned for selling it this time of year

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

shut up iceland
go conquer canada like you were supposed to

the swedes invading again?

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Fuck you beat me to it

Store fester etc. kan godt find på at bruge fyrværkeri

Get out there and execute Muzies this is your fucking chance danes.

>nothing in news feeds

SAGE

it stopped. it was i guess just sporadic fighting.

Yes

It wasn't that long ago i was attacked by an attack helicopter.

wut

normal in communist yurop. at least here in germany police is more modern and use drones already.

Ya, those Apache helos fucked you insurgents up. I see you got away though and made it to Europe. Try not to explode.

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You were in a psychotic state, maybe you are right now.

Seek help, seriously - the medication isn't perfect but it'll make your quality of life higher than it is now.

Jeg er en Dansk dreng I Malmö og jeg tror at jeg ser et rogmoln over Oresund. De må vare sånn terrorister. Di kom til å sprenge broen! Lop för fand!!

YEEEEEEEEEEES

pls be big

it was like the size of that helicopter in Metalocalypse

I hope you are well stocked of Tuborg

Hvad. Hvor henne? Jeg kan intet hore her.

Sikkert bare tyrkisk bryllup

What a completely faggot thread. OP confirmed cum sucking nigger.

You a Muslim identifying as a helicopter?

Gang shooting again?

Tyrkerne fyrer af flere gange om året her. De gor det hver gang de holder bryllup.

>be Danish
>get chopped up in a hobbyist submarine

You have schizophrenia. What you heard is part of something called exploding head syndrome. It was all a hallucination.

Seriously, not right now, but before Wednesday for certain, check yourself into a psychiatric ward.

Please, for your sake. The sooner you take action, the easier things will be for you.

Danskere, hop på den nordiske discord:

2EA4VF

well you have to stay on the safe side though.

>conquer canada
>all the shitskins that freely poured into it under Trudeau's reign now get to freely move to Iceland
no thanks fampai

If you get him on the discord, try to convince him to go to hospital. He was not fucking chased by an attack helicopter, he's psychotic.

If he lives in North-west, gunfire is not unusuall. We've had civilians shot weekly throughout a span of 1-2 months.

been there done that.
your not that edgy mate.

How are you gonna do that? Are you armed?

lol

t. secret attack helicopter pilot. I see right through you.

What do you mean been there, done that? You have schizophrenia? If you actually do, why aren't you on your medication, because you were not chased by an attack helicopter.

No i mean if there was a war its good to know.

Kek. Denmark can't afford helicopters. There's a higher possibility it was a wyvern or a valkyrie.

Definitely - get as close as possible