And why is it consistently the British?
Which Country has the Worst Tourists?
Ayden Mitchell
Alexander Cox
>all these dickhead England fans will be going to Russia
Oh fuck, I can't wait, not many of them will be making it back
Josiah Carter
Football is a religion to the working class
It amazes me cos it's absolute shite
Michael Myers
youtube.com
state of these people
David Jones
Clearly you haven't much experience with my people
Brandon Cooper
Your nobility needs to take control again.
Justin Jackson
Ethan Robinson
>be me
>be British
>live in a certain European country
>lots of Brit tourists
>all of my friends think it is hilarious how obvious they are to spot
>all Norf FC pig skinned bald high blood pressure faced over weight drunks
Saxons, when will they learn?
Luis Cruz
It's good that Abdul is going to bring you cowardly scum to justice.
Christian Diaz
China
I've heard people from all over the world bitch about how disgusting Chinese tourists are.
Ryder Wilson
1) UK
2) China
3) USA
4) Germany
Thomas Reyes
used to be Americans now it's Chinese.
hooktube.com
Juan Miller
football hooligans are the literal scum of the earth... The film The brothers grimsby ( or what ever its called) sums it up pretty well.
John Baker
Absolutely this
Colton Flores
Chase Smith
This is a result of overpopulation
Logan White
DUTCH FAGS BTFO
Jackson Nelson
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Xavier Scott
War of the roses is utter bollocks.The white rose will always be superior.
Cooper King
Cant wait for them to go to Russia for the World Cup to get absolutely BTFO
Brody Scott
Chinese just don’t understand western manners. They spit everywhere and smoke constantly. My fellow countrymen are just fat idiots. When I was in Europe no one had a clue i was American until I spoke. Germans just come across as rude but they really aren’t.
Luis Ward
The red and white rose you mean
Carter Rodriguez
the British are the niggers of whites. animals.
Grayson Johnson
speaking for switzerland, don't know about the rest of the world
leafs
americans
chinks
brits
in that order
Nathan James
cant say i agree about the german and usa, they are all educated and respectfull.
UK people travel a lot and the middle man uk is complete uneducated moron, chinese actually are a bunch of disgusting people with no regards for human life other than themselves and even then i dont think they care so much about their own.
the dutch can be loud, australian can be loud too.
really never had any issue with an american, the one that made the trip are just glad to be here
so it's more like UK=China>>>>>>>>>>rest of the world
which tells a lot
Ayden Hall
I'll be there waiting for them. Send some Chechens my way to
Camden Jenkins
fuck you
Elijah Martin
great argument bud
Ryder Jenkins
How are Americans worse than chinks?
Parker Lee
I can’t tell a leaf unless they give away with their trademark “aeh”.
Blake Peterson
It is by FAR the Chinese. I used to work in the tourist industry here in Canada. The shit I can tell you. Off the top of my head, NEVER tip for anything, congregate in large motherfucking groups being loud as hell in socially awkward unacceptable places (i.e., they'll block the entrance to the hotel just standing there while others are trying to get in, middle of a busy parking lot), can AND WILL run up to you and take pictures of you right in your face and sometimes they'll grab your ass (no, not QTs, old fucking men, and I'm a dude), they DESTROY wherever they go. They're like a fucking horde of half locust/half nigger. The hotel rooms will be absolutely destroyed, food remains everywhere, all the shit is gone (towels, blankets, sometimes). God, I'm angry even thinking about it.
Austin Fisher
Yeah I'm hearing from a lot of people I know - the Chinese swarm are fucking mental abroad
Samuel Russell
the americans that come here for tourism tend to be insufferable fuckfaces, loud and obnoxious (and I mean much more than the average yank), get upset when they don't get babysit (babysitted? babysat?) like they do in the USA, and constantly make stupid fucking jokes about chocolate and gold. ok, very funny, you've said that a few dozen times already, please stop now.
i work with a few americans and know some that live here, they're mostly ok
and chinks are just chinks, no explanation needed
the "ou" gives it away too
Brandon Rodriguez
im not overly fond of brit tourists, on average
but canadians and chinese are the worst
Leo Gomez
m.youtube.com
Moar swarm like behaviour
Joseph Reyes
They were just down here for Fallas in Valencia, we were happy to see them leave.
Zachary Foster
Just to follow-up, don't even get me started on their smoking etiquette. Don't get me wrong, I know Canadians are prissy cunts when it comes to smoking, and we're generally high maintenance tourists ourselves, but the Chinese take smoking to a whole new level. I remember once going into a lobby area because I was doing a hike, and they were only there for maybe 15 minutes and the place was FILLED with cigarette smoke. When I came back after we were done there were cigarettes EVERYWHERE inside. There were butts on the floor, in the sink, toilet, everywhere. They're absolutely disgusting people.
Ian Reed
He's right man. Canadians are dreadful tourists because we're so fucking demanding. I much preferred seeing Americans and Scandanavians (they're top-tier where I worked) than my countrymen. Canadians are so "set in their ways" its embarrassing. They take forever to order food and they always have to alter it, they never can just make a normal food order because they have some gay preference. They get pissy if you dont give them perfect service in every aspect of things (reception, food, tours, whatever), and they think they'e greatest people in the world because hockey and healthcare. Not to mention, they tend to be cheap. Sorry, it's the truth.
Mason Perez
Didn't realize Canucks had a bad reputation abroad. I figured they would be relatively reserved like they are at home.
Genuinely interested in what you have seen from them to make them deserving of this ranking.
Nolan Lopez
lol, what happening there? Rubbing Brexit in? :^)
Xavier Jones
>They take forever to order food and they always have to alter it, they never can just make a normal food order because they have some gay preference
Kek. This irritates me.
Blake Sullivan
We’re talking about tourists I’m glad brexit happened.
Gabriel Hughes
refer to my explanation of why i ranked americans like that, but less loud and much more annoying. is also pretty much right.
again, this is about switzerland, a country (rightfully) thought of as expensive, so we mostly get spoiled rich kids, and poorfags that desperately want to show off what little money they have. not a whole lot of middle class tourism going on, certainly less that other countries.
Cameron Carter
Yeah man. I worked for awhile in southern Brazil as part of adventure tourism and say what we will about monkey soup, but Brazil has pretty good food especially so in the south because its gaucho-rancher country. I'm there showing a group of Canadians around and there is this amazing churrascaria (meat, skewers, all you can eat) and I was so ashamed when half of them had pseudo-vegetarian diets [meaning, just meats they're used to] so they just ate bread and potatoes basicaly and the others kept nitpicking every time the guy came by with the meat. Just take the fucking meat dude, Brazilians don't even BBQ sauce.
Dylan Richardson
I see how you mentioned the Canadians twice, they must be awful.
Nicholas Garcia
Preferred tourist Irish and Scottish. They know how to have a good time. I honestly neverhad a problem with English though.
Zachary Taylor
:^)
no but seriously they're the fucking worst
Luke Lee
1. China
2. India
3. Russia
4. French
Anglos and other Europeans make good tourists ussually at leastt
Nolan Hughes
How do you even tell a difference between a Brit, Leaf and Burger?
For me they are all the same Anglos, and honestly if I ever met a leaf, Irish or Australian, I probably thought they were either British or American (depending on IQ).
Julian Green
Would anything bad really happen if you just shoved them back out of the way when they tried their locust swarm bullshit on you?
Joshua Roberts
Pretty much this.
They are always in large groups and there is one person shouting as loud as he can even tho they can obviously hear him.
They seem okay from a distance, minding their own business until they do something EXTREMELY retarded out of nowhere, like taking a shit in the middle of the street or hall, try to kill swan or peacock or steal Saints remains.
Hudson Rogers
Come to our KFC, get wrecked cunts.
Alexander Reed
That's fine Piotr no one expects you to have linguistic skills just finish the upstairs toilet by Easter weekend ok? And please refrain from smoking inside my house, my wife has asked you several times to go outside.
Kevin Phillips
I grew up around international school students, as soon as an anglo opens their mouth I know where they're from.
Jaxson Hernandez
My theory for American tourists is that there are two types - Young and Old. The young ones are annoying as fuck because they're either out to get shitfaced and fuck everything in sight (which has advantages, since I fucked a bunch of them) or are super-pretentious 'finding themselves' (also fucking everything in sight). The old ones are the best tourists though. There is no other tourist that is genuinely interested in where they are than American older tourists. They want to know about you, what its like where we are, everything. And they tip like you'd never believe. I used to do kayaking/horseback riding stuff, and I've been tipped upwards of 500 bucks for 50 dollar hour long excursion.
Matthew Taylor
No way you can tell the difference between leaf and burger.
Connor Wilson
>hooktube.com
For every one of these Brits, there are the 4 Granny type ones who are just lost.
The worse tourists, without a doubt, par excellence are the motherfucking Chink commy sons of bitches. MacArthur should have been allowed nuke the whole place. They are Ugly, Smelly, Disgusting, Rude, and generally revolting and callous.
Americans get a bad wrap. Generally loud, but embarrassed about it, which makes it ok.
But those fucking chink bastards....
Christopher Morgan
easy
one sounds like they have a cold even when they don't, and the other sounds like a trumpet
Ayden Gray
Oliver Howard
I’m a burger and I can’t do it. The accent in the northern states is basically the same as leaf land.
Michael Ward
Cacucks are worse than Amerimutts when it comes to patriotism. Every goddamn leaf tourist I've come into contact with has always spouted off about how Canada does this and that better that the US. They keep repeating how awesome Canada is, as if they're trying to convince themselves of it. Most people I know hate Canadians for how obnoxious they are.
Colton Myers
The goofier the accent, the closer to Canada you are.
Sebastian Allen
You get it. It's astonishing how socially retarded the Chinese are, and I'm not willing to chalk it up to simple ignorance of social conventions. You don't need to be a seasoned tourist to know you can't all just fucking swarm a reception with one person working and all of you chink-yelling so no one get anything done, or stand in the middle of the fucking street where cars are honking at you to get out of the way. That's just being retarded. They also have zero sense of respect. Chinks basically cannot be allowed around any type of monument or anything like that because they'll climb up a war memorial and take selfies of themselves making funny faces or something. They're just retards.
Blake Carter
>implying these doughy plastic chair shitheads have got the balls to go to Russia
Liam Howard
On here i'd say the worst we get are >African American
Loud as fuck
Disrespectful
Think they are hot shit and hood (most of the time they get put on their place)
Obnoxious "fashion"
>Brits (they are okay as long they are sober)
Rude as fuck.
They are better than anyone because Europeans (even seen them downtalk white Americans)
Littering, throwing bottles and trash everywhere.
Joseph Myers
GO GO ON YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Angel Torres
Why are you so mad?
Logan Reyes
americans from some parts are obvious (dixie, bay area, texas, boston for example), but standard canadian english sounds practically the same as northern/midwestern american english.
what allows you to tell them apart is the "eh" (it's not a meme, they really do say it a lot) and the "ou" (which is usually exaggerated by non-canadians, but it's definitely a thing)
then there's also people from the maritimes, those tend to be easy to spot if you know what features to look for
also i didn't mention i have a strong interest in languages and linguistics so that probably helps a lot too
Jacob Green
T. Poofta
Luis Kelly
I was a brit and moved away as soon as I could. The english are an embarrassment, especially as they keep going on about the good old day and blaming filthy foreigners when they need to look in the fucking mirror.
Jason Phillips
Noah Hernandez
Elijah Adams
I actually have absolutely no theory on this - I presume football hooligans are terrible everywhere but ours do seem to have a knack for being shameful.
Andrew Roberts
They say ooot instead of out. Some people in Maine/Vermont also do but it is very rare in USA.
Josiah Reed
Chang here
The answer should be chinks with no doublt
The middle-aged Chink bommer fuckers have no sense of private space / Decency.
They always make me feel so embarrassed that I have to prevent I can't speak Chinese.
American fat tourists are not that decent but still 100x better than Chinese.
Lincoln Wood
Nah, our fans will just be standing there watching police beating the shit out of those monkeys. OMOH despite being an anagram for homo is not a force to fuck with. Especially if those are crimson berettes.
Kevin Cox
*bantz in English*
Ryan Butler
> * prevent
pretend
Cameron Gutierrez
Pretty much agree here. UK chavs are really a special kind.
Julian Morris
what am i lookin at here?
Isaiah Watson
>Watch other people play sport
>Watch other people fuck your wife
Slippery slope.
Bentley Bailey
Have played and watched plenty of football/armored wank ball.
I don't fucking get it either, for either of the sport cults. Rugby's better anyway.
Jose Cook
This. Absolutely no fucking sense of private space.
Isaac Williams
Kevin Sanders
Tourist leafs are really weird people with a childish humor. Has anyone else experience this?
Nolan Parker
hahaha fuck, I wish I didn't
Jayden Morales
As I've made clear, it is obviously your countrymen. I would feel deep shame if I was one of these. It's you guys (non-chink, changs) that reap the loss of this because many of us in the various tourist shit Ive done would refuse service altogether to chink-looking people, or avoid to the extent possible without getting fired.
Aaron Cooper
I believe the majority of American's you'd enjoy the company of aren't really that into traveling to other countries.
Anthony Cruz
English football fans being dicks in amsterdam i think
Samuel Walker
Also another anecdote. I was travelling myself and went to a sex show in Amsterdam (had to at least go once), and the girl got up and explain all the rules - no touching, be respectful, etc. Then at the end she put on a chink accent and said, "and to the China-man, NO. PHOTO." I still KEK thinking about that.
Dominic Jones
Ayyy
Joseph Bell
Chinks, European hippies especially French are literal street shitters
Christopher Green
the Spanish are the worst tourists with no exceptions.
Levi Gray
I am sorry for that. Would gas ignorant Chinks myself.
Jack Brown
the typical stereotype of a Canadian is a really apologetic and polite guy. My experience with Canadians is that you're really fucking arrogant.
Alexander Rogers
Worst tourists and just generally worst human beings are pakis, really
Jace Ramirez
American wannabes but they get BTFOed easier than actual Mutts
Hunter Allen
hahaha awesome
Samuel Bennett
>My experience with Canadians is that you're really fucking arrogant.
Same, whats worse its there isn't even a reason for the arrogance, Canada has kept shifting farther and farther into the abyss.
Lincoln Ramirez
Anyone who isn't a United States Citizen.
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