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They’re growing stron... weaker every day. The epidemic of the soyboy is a bigger threat that any Abdul, Jerome of Chaim

Post best examples, they have to have a weakn... er way to stop them

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Seems pretty based desu

Ty ty have had litterally hours of training by now

Fuck these losers.

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I predict an explosive rise in the demand for Mexican cartel soykillings

The positive thing is that soyification of nerdy subcultures is pushing the "traditional" degenerate geeks away from them, maybe to even better themselves or do something worthwhile.

I was a huge nerd in my teens and early 20s, and can't even imagine getting that much into the games and movies of today even if I was a kid again. Being a manchild is being ruined for everyone except feminist numales, and it's not really a bad thing.

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It's sadly hilarious how perfectly Red Letter Media nailed the soyboys in a fucking satire video without propably even being aware of it being a meme.

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These threads keep getting deleted. Why?

>being this excited over disney capeshit product #38 as a grown man

What the fuck happened to society?

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He is happy with it. What's wrong with that? Just stop watching soyboy content on Youtube.

(((Soymods)))

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That is a good webm to watch to get turned off, thanks op!

This kind of behavior is acceptable from a 12-year-old. They're just corporate entertainment products sold for profit. Why in God's name are they like this?

Based cat

And you fags say cats aren't redpilled.

>even the cat thinks he's a faggot

>Why in God's name are they like this?
They've spend the decade or two since being 12 at home playing video games, watching TV and movies. They've never changed because they never had to change. They've never had to change because the incentive for joining the workforce and getting a house has been removed or drastically lessened.

You are right. Why judge? Why pick on fat kid? He probably happy eating so much.

How about not being satisfied with men in general becoming more and more like faggots? Or just be selfish and continue not caring about society.

>There is an entire genre on Youtube featuring adult men who dramatically overreact to trailers for extended toy commercials

My heart weeps for the Occident.

>dude asian girls are waifu tier

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Most of them are at workforce to be honest, they just lack ambition, don't care about long term economic planning and spend their paychecks on toys like it was some summer job money.

>don't care about long term economic planning
Why would they? Getting a house is out of reach of more people than ever before. And even having a house and full time job is now no guarantee or even help with getting a mate to found a family with. And if you can't get either of these things, then just spend your money on yourself to have fun.

I like that the cat is able to rip him to the floor as well

kinda agree with this desu

Jesus Christ what a depressing webm

As someone with shitty eyes, why the fuck won't these shit just wear contacts? Almost everyone out there looks better without glasses than with

This. As pathetic as it is, they're simply reacting to their environment.

I prefer the improved version

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Cats are so based

I kekked

LOL

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holy fucking shit

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Got a link to the original video? I need to level up my cringe resist.

kek saved

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Neoreactionary Cat strikes again.

but cmilk is redpilled

Thank you for this, mountain jew

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For the love of god, someone edit this so he's watching cuck porn.

Based Swiss

/quality/

Is that man fucking retarded?

>They're just corporate entertainment products sold for profit.

If a pleb doesn't piss his pants over the new brand, he might start questioning the need of the brand in his life. Can't have that.

You didn't get to the end I guess.

They know.... Chris Evans lurks around here

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Thanks for the (you)s lads.

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Thanks!

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>ages 9-12

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saw this for first time. fuck me im still laughing

To be fair, that set looks decades old.

What the fuck is this edit

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It's one of the golden oldie soy memes

reality?

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Based felis catus.

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He was probably paid to react like that

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Holy kek

>because the incentive for joining the workforce and getting a house has been removed or drastically lessened.

That incentive is also called "a wage". Plenty of boomers are also total autists with their hobbies, but they could actually afford them. Today your hobby has to be something inexpensive so you can actually afford it. Videogames/movies are inexpensive AND addictive. Movies/TV are even better since you don't even need any kind of skill or interaction.

WAIT TIL YOU SEE THE

OHNONONONONONO

>they call him Ntwadumela, "he who greets with fire"
>he, is the soy killer

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>Adult American man
>Chimpping to comics and movies
hahaha jesus christ you guys are sorry

Kill me, pete.

What do they expect to gain from acting like children? Do they think it's cute or funny?

gotta clap for that

This killed me. I cracked up at the gym, fighting the soy.

OMG

Honestly, yes. Those kind of people treated it as their sort of ironic in-joke for a while, but they're not really ironic about it anymore. It's been normalized by the explosion of bad vidya and capeshit.

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>what was it called ass blast? cuck stash? cat lash?

How can anyone out of their teenage years be this excited for a capeshit movie?

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This is incredible.

he probably even fucking cried

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Elsa looks like shit in that.

literally clapping typical americlaps

YESSS TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING IMBECILE HAHHAHA IM SO HAPPY THIS HAPPENED

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Look at his shoes.

Also you got some very nice digits lad

How did it get so bad?

Is it the estrogen in plastics and water?

rlm is honestly the only shit i watch on jewtube.

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>soyboy recording himself watching a trailer for some nerd movie is still making more money than you
Yup, time to kill myself.

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Does money matter more than dignity?

I guess to some people it does.

How do they not kill themselvs?
I never got how someone can be THIS MUCH into movies, it'sjust people pretending something is happening.
This man whole room and apparel is based on consumerism, I'dsay his whole soul also is, this is saddening.

Any one else can't get past 5 sec of this clip?

Why is it that men bond best with dogs and women bond best with cats?
Opposites attract.

>dignity
amerika pls
you're the last that can talk about dignity.

Also, realistically/ethically/morally, he isn't really doing anything wrong.

>daddy is smoking flavor water
>mommy is too obsessed with her blog and narcissism to give you attention
Thank god it's a girl, elliot rodgers 2 didn't win the sperm race.

Dignity comes on a personal level, you dumb fuck.

That's like me blaming you personally for scat porn.

>Also, realistically/ethically/morally, he isn't really doing anything wrong

I would argue that promoting a godless, globalist corporation is ethically wrong.

>Dignity comes on a personal level
I didn't imply the opposite, ameritard.

I actually really like the kids in this pic. Reminds me of those 80's kid adventure movies

Goonies 2 when?

>amerika pls
>you're the last that can talk about dignity

You actually did, germcuck.

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