What's with Issei's super feminine figure?

Was he a trap all along?

what's super feminine about it?

Issei is a MAN you useless fucking Ukranian potato molesting witch.

>noticeable thigh gap from child-bearing hips.
I dunno, you tell me.

He's clearly a secret descendant of Astolfo's.

Hey, you leave the potatoes out of this!

>porn game
>garbage art
Are typemoonfags retarded?

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If you can't see nipples, there's always the possibility of trap status.

There is also no sign of bulge anywhere.

I need Issei x Caster doujins, sadly they don't exist

>Japanese men
>Expecting a bulge

Anime isn't real.
Every man in anime has a huge dick.

> Issei x Caster doujins
Why though? They hate each other.

>They hate each other
Issei doesn't it like it when she teases him

Issei is a repressed ball of lust that hates anybody he wnats to stick his dick into, such as Tohsaka, Caster and SHinji.

He tried hating Shirou, it didn't work our because Shirou didn't notice.

>Issei wanting to dick Shinji.
Let's not go that far.

Issei has lots of repressed homolust. He had to aim it at someone after Shirou failed to realize anything.

I've said this before but Nasu has always tried to make a character who is closet gay for the MC. Satsuki in Tsukihime was originally going to be a guy in Shiki's class who was gay for him. It wouldn't surprise me if Shinji was gay as well considering his obsession with Shirou and how he is always surrounded by women.

Shinji definitely wants to fuck Shirou. Between Nasu's statements that Shinji considers Shirou his only equal, and his obsessive behaviour in the VN, it's pretty clear that Shinji wants to command all of Shirou's attention.

That he fucks girls on the side is ultimately irrelevant.

Which Fate/Stay would you night

Likable man are surrounded by women. You just are to retarded to be near them.

>That he fucks girls on the side is ultimately irrelevant.
I can't tell if you're being ironic but that's a pretty common thing for closeted fags to do

Saber, she's really quite wonderful. I'd love to just have a calm day with her and teach her how to cook.

>Rich/powerful man are surrounded by women
Fixed it for you

Taiga.

Medea, nonstop 24/7 until impregnated

Patrician taste.

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Is Medea a sex offender?

>has photos of Saber plastered all over her room
>regularly spies on her from within her own home
>has an entire wardrobe prepared for when she captures her
>UBW
Yes.

Shinji

Get out of here, Shinji.

Shinji is the true heroine of FSN after all.
Issei can never compete.

What Goddess of Love is gonna possess Issei in FGO?

Why were all of the muggles in Fate completely irrelevant? It would've been cool to have a route involving them.

>muggles

Normies? No-majs? Regular folk? Bystanders?

Several reasons.

1) None of the other Masters really care about them, and Shirou has no reason to get them invovled either.
2) Rin can erase their memories if they found out.

Because the only purpose any of them could serve is to die - as Issei actually does the one time he gets involved, when Shirou questions him to hard and triggers one of Caster's traps.

>Making fun of Issei.
Also do you think Shirou (Archer) would have lived a lot longer had he chosen Issei as his Justice partner instead of Shinji?

Even less time. Issei has more moral fiber to break down before he can accept the kind of mindset necessary to shoot someone, and even if it was just fights with people Shinji had pissed off, Shirou and Shinji have at least actually been in a few scraps to know how each other act in fights before any major challenge.

The fuck? That fag raped his sister and took her servant from her. How can you like him?

You may be right.
Fuck, when I think about that, I realize Shirou really doesn't have anyone more reliable than himself (other than Rin) to lean on when shit goes south.

He'll remark on how Caster is an inadequate lover for Kuzuki and will demonstrate proper technique.

Nobody's as crazy as him in the end. It's a lonely road, being a hero of justice

>He'll remark on how Caster is an inadequate lover for Kuzuki and will demonstrate proper technique.
Fujoshits need to leave

>took her servant from her
I mean, it's been a while but about 90% sure thaty was Sakura not wanting to fight Shirou, and that she willinigly gave Rider up.

That said, Shinji is an entertaining fuck up. Good at anything he wants to do, but chooses the one thing actually impossible for him to do and basically suffers successive breakdowns as a result of it. For as much as he does to Sakura, he does significantly worse to himself.

Going by statements Nasu has made, and how Shinji actually acts in the VN, Shinji is actually a pretty good ally for Shirou to have. Allegedly, Shinji wouldn't betray Shirou if he thought they were on the same side, he is ruthless enough that when push comes to shove he's not going to balk at the entire "kill 1 to save 100" that Shirou will ultimately have to succumb to (whereas Rin is shown to be too soft-hearted to fully go through with it) and so long as Shirou remembers to give him the occasional clip around the head, Shinji's not goign to let his ego run away with him.

It's actually a surprisingly decent set up.

>(whereas Rin is shown to be too soft-hearted to fully go through with it)
She killed Sakura for the greater good in the Mind of Steel ending. She isn't truly soft, she just isn't a sociopath like most magi.

And it pretty clearly messed her up, and she actively stops and double checks that Shirou isn't going to give her an excuse/reason to delay it. "Fully go through with it" was probably a shitty way of putting it - Rin doesn't have the mindset to keep repeatedly doing something she dislikes for some nebulous desire.

Put her in a scenario where she has to keep repeatedly killing people where she doesn't want to, and she's going to grow embittered to the person who's putting her in that situation repeatedly - which is to say, in this scenario, Shirou.

Taiga, Caster, and Rider

The evil witch, Im going to resurrect Colchis with my loins

no, she gets Kuzuki to do the offense for her

Shinji did nothing wrong.

Pretty sure she also kills Shirou in one of the dead ends when you let her take away his command seals.

>she's going to grow embittered to the person who's putting her in that situation repeatedly - which is to say, in this scenario, Shirou.
I always thought this is exactly what happened to Archer.

So this is the famous king Arthur? Getting blown the fuck out by some nip school teacher? How the fuck did she get elected.

I didn't vote for her

A nip school teacher buffed by the granddaughter of a sun god.

Nah, all she does is mindwipe him.

The only ending where Rin kills Shirou is when Caster turns him into a wand because of his OP Projection skills.

Archer didn't grow embittered until he became a Counter Guardian, and he realized that the method he'd been using despite his dislike for it was the ebst he was going to get. Re-read the various interludes from UBW, where Rin sees Archer's past - he wasn't happy about what he was doing, but he kept on believing he was doing the best he could, and died happy because he thought being a Counter Guardian would be different.

Archer hated himself for wasting a lifetime (and afterlife) on an impossible ideal, not because he had to make tough calls as a reuslt of his compromises.

No, I meant Rin growing embittered with Shirou as he pursues his ideal in that way. I thought there was something about it in one of those flashbacks.

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Old hag

Ah. Rin's never directly mentioned in the flashbacks, and all the VN actually tells us

>He had friends and a lover.
>He lost all of them, and he was cornered by the ideal he pursued.

Which could be a case of his constant drive forward pushed people away, they died or any other number of factors. All we know is that eventually, in life, Archer had only himslef and his ideal.

>he doesn't know about the secret Issei route

It's the monk vegetarian soy diet.

Who was his lover anyway? It wasn't Rin, because he mentioned that he wished he had someone like her around to keep him on the right track. I don't think it could have been the other two either.

Emiya Shirou

Maybe that pink haired slut from Prillya.

>Who was his lover anyway?
I'd say Luvia, but she'd probably make an even more stalwart ally than Rin.
I can't remember, does that archery club babe have a thing for Shirou like every other girl around him?

she sure does

Best part

>2

The power levels of Fate are fucked up enough they would only get in the way. What, is Taiga gonna team up with the shitty track trio to pants Assassin?

Its been ages, is the lover mentioned as someone he met post-HGW? I thought it was Saber because the thing that differentiates EMIYA from any of the Shirous is that they won the HGW with her without winning her heart.

Rider is the correct answer.

Takeuchi can't draw for shit