Michigan Redpills

I'm in need of redpills on Michigan. Tell me everything pl0x. It's fucking creepy out here and people are weird.

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Their probably weird because you're weird you fucking weirdo

people are strange when you're a stranger

Are you from Cali or something.
You need a hobby, nigger.
The weather feels like shit 8 months of the year there, you need a hobby to survive or you will become a drunk.
Or both...

Where in Michigan are you
As said the weather here is retarded, it's hell during the summer and like the arctic in the winter, but that's the Midwest for you

They’re none, the niggers took it over during the 60’s

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I mean like is it dangerous or what? It seems like it's really dangerous. What about crime or criminals. It seems like everyone is spying on everyone here.

Why don’t you dont you find out yourself ?

Watch out for melon-heads

I'm out in deathclaw turf now, but I grew up out there.
There is cool shit to do if you have access to lakes or forrest, but music or art skills will snag you more pussy.
My list of shit to do if you're around metro:
Dive bars and little polish shops in Hamtramck, mexican food at Taqueria Lumpias in little Mexico, General Tso's chicken from Sczchuan in Canton. $30 deep dish from Pizza house in Ann Arbor. Hippy hash with sausage links on the side at the Fleetwood Diner in Ann Arbor.
Everything else relies on the people you meet.

>Hippy hash with sausage links on the side
2 over-medium eggs as well, should come with the hippy hash.

>hell during summer

it's as good as it gets during the summer wtf?

That's the crypto leafs that make up half this state

Not for Califags unacclimated to humidity.

Also OP, Plymouth has a bunch of celebrities and satanist shit, but you'll never tell by walking around, it's a cool window to the 50s though if not much has changed in the last 15 years.

>califags

why the fuck would they want to come to Michigan?

>It seems like everyone is spying on everyone here.
Shitloads of high-level masons. The ones that took down Ford. They killed my grandfather.

Forgot to mention we have a shit ton of diners

OP. Some serious advice if by some misfortune you are in Ann Arbor. Understand that the majority of college age students are practically social zombies. They don't actually exist-- too much group think and not a unique idea among them. Dont trust them.

If you live in A2 you should be scared. Them liberal folk ain't right.

Stay away from Detroit and don't be a faggot and you'll be fine. Rural Michigan is Alabama with snow.
t. born in Warren, grew up in Alabama

only real niggas go to detroit, pussies dont.

There arent many, but Califags are the most lost when they arrive. They're used to fucking off outside for most of the year.

This. AA has some good food, but living in Hamtown ready to shoot stray niggers is preferable to listening to ppl in AA.

There's a difference between bravity and stupidity.

Whites really need to take back Hamtramck. The church is a jewel, they must not lose it.

maybe for one week during July or August it's hot and humid, the rest of summer is perfect. Warm days, cool nights

Damn really? That's crazy. I don't like Mason's. They're all heretics. They think they are Patriots but they are idiots.

Ferris state University is the hidden gem of Michigan, stem classes and modest county people. Dorms are spacious and quiet and partying is minimal, as the campus has its own police force with balanced and sometimes strict implementations of Justice. Classes are laid back, many good social groups, and much of the LGBT shit has been ousted but it's being pushed again, only to be meet with more neglect, as the people here find the group openly degenerate.

People in Michigan only bitch about the weather to ward off Califags.

Fuck off, we're full.

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What is that?

What's your area code, OP? 989

>the niggers took it over during the 60’s
Only the south is compromised and even then they're contained in two cities for the most part.

They do build comfy towns though.
I'll give them that.

>shilling for Ferris
Big Rapids is full fuck off

How is it that you fuckers know I'm from California.

Its fucking scary having to drive around near Detroit, I keep thinking google maps is gonna plop me into the darkside of coontown.

>How is it that you fuckers know I'm from California.
they are the only ones foolish enough to come here

Mentioned it here You guys really are lost out there, every single one I've met.

> why the fuck would califags want to come to Michigan?
If you were afraid of literally dying from lack of water you may want to live in a state where water costs pennies. I think my annual water bill is $200.

Dr.Pol works there

>How is it that you fuckers know I'm from California.
New York or California fags are the only people in the US that can't be comfy in Midwest culture. Get a basement full of guns, a truck, and develop close relationships with white people. You'll be comfy as fuck soon.

paying for water? wtf is this? It's MI for fucks sake, drill a well.

Califorians, even as they flee their crashing state, like to pontificate about how much better California is than wherever they are currently residing

Cali would be pretty sweet if you killed off the population.

It's because we know you don't belong here. Go back to wherever it is you came from.

Yeah fuck being in a state that has Detroit anywhere near it, let alone in it. You can keep your Michigan.

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Only Soyboys are scared of going to Detroit

I love Michigan i live in the 586. The NSW headquarters is in detriot.

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California is the only state fighting the socialist communist squidwork of the east.

Oops NSM*

Michigan is a shit hole I already know it. I was just asking for redpills

looks like le merchant

What the fuck is nsm?

The National Socialist Movement headquarters

WTF? You only showed half the state. The black half, desu.

Satanists?? Damn. Tell me more.

Who is this?

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UP is rightful Wisconsin Clay.

California sucks, and all people from California suck by extension.

Whatever you say. I'm not impressed with Wisconsin. You idiots still vote for Paul Ryan even though he's basically the Elizabeth Warren of Republicans.

imagine beein such a fucking sheltered fag that you get creeped out by a bland ass state like michigan.

Then imagine being such a meme'd out faggot that you think there are redpills for said boring ass state.

you're both of these, Fucking pathetic doublenigger.

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>Gold began his first business at age 12, buying pizzas and reselling them by the slice to fellow students at Hebrew School.

this was the most hilarious show ever. jews jewing niggers --- niggers chimping out. not being filmed anymore but you have to make the pilgrimage if youre in the area

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Well to be fair, both Detroit and Flint are actually in Michigan.

Detroit is basically a war zone when not in Downtown. Once you're out of this city it's like the south, only with Canadian accents and snow.

The best episode is when they try to go to a gun store to haggle with the goyim owner and the instant they do he kicks them out and they're butthurt.

Please don't make me try to love Jews.

Plymouth and Northville are the center of some crazy history. Celebrities, Masons, secret military shit, insane asylums sprawling 14 buildings with tunnels in-between, looks like the town in Back To the Future.
Go check it out, not spilling the beans here.
Sadly, the abandoned asylum and tunnels were destroyed 18-20 years ago.
Google 'Northville Tunnels' and read up on the hospital and check out some old videos. Lots of shifty stuff attatched to that hospital.

The Old Copper culture, Lake Agassiz Flood, Atlantis.

Fox Island is where they keep the kids.

>leaving out the UP
what the hell m8

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The Chinese space station will crash there next week, because Michigan looks like a baseball mitt.

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