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Yes goy, I'm totally human.
Exactly what a lizard would say.
>I am not a lizard
Exactly what a lizard would say.
Of course a lizard would deny it.
Sounds like something a lizard would say...
but he didn't deny he was a reptile either, now did he?
Well he did make a statement in the past referring to when "he was human" so whatever he is its not human
"I am not a guppy fish"
>I never said anything about gu-
"LOOK AT ME DOING THIS VERY HUMAN HOBBY. Aren't I human?"
data is a android every one knows that because he never stops mentioning it
>addressing the theory
Big mistake.
Haw haw haw, no that is simply absurd. I am 100% a mammal, I am not a reptile. I actually hate reptiles, did you know they lay eggs? No, not only am I a mammal, I am a Human. I came out of my mother's vagina, and I love that--It's what makes America great!
beep boop I am human fellow citizen
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YO BUT FOR REAL. Why is there so much circumstantial evidence for such a crazy theory.
>In the form of man moved they amongst us, but only to the sight were they as are men. Serpent-headed when the glamour was lifted but appearing to man as men among men. Crept they into the Councils, taking forms that were like unto men. Slaying by their arts the chiefs of the kingdoms, taking their form and ruling o’er man. Only by magic could they be discovered. Only by sound could their faces be seen. Sought they from the kingdom of shadows to destroy man and rule in his place.
But, known ye, the masters were mighty in magic, able to lift the Veil from the face of the serpent, able to send him back to his place. Came they to man and taught him the secret, the Word that only a man can pronounce. Swift then they lifted the Veil from the serpent and cast him forth from place among men.
>Yet, beware, the serpent still liveth in a place that is open at times to the world. Unseen they walk among thee in places where the rites have been said. Again as time passes onward shall they take the semblance of men.
>Called may they be by the master who knows the white or the black, but only the white master may control and bind them while in the flesh.
What did the ol T of A mean by this?
>Only by magic could they be discovered
That's exactly what a lizard would say.
Israel #1 get over it
tell me more
Who eats toast like this?
wtf..
just another genetic defect jew attempting to act human
>Humanoid subroutine engaged
Eating toast in the morning, what a treat.
>8 All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.
>9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
>10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.
have you not been paying attention? Flood = water = undifferentiated = chaos = collapse
and before The Flood? there was what? (see above verse)
>hillary
>likeable
pick one
zuckerberg and soros both have asian wives.
holy shit
Learning is fun, Hillary is not
a completely soulless and uninteresting kitchen, for a completely soulless and uninteresting lizard.
taking that toast like a champ, though. That's gotta be a strange texture to a snake
I thought everyone was saying he was a robot. dude is totally getting taken to the woodshed though
Delicious carbonated wheat slice
What
What a fucking stupid flag, not even flag-shaped. At least choose a vpn better than nepal next time.
The more you watch it, the weirder it gets. The moment of hesitation and aversion before he forces himself onto that toast and the awkward visibly dry struggle in his mouth while acting casual.
I do, sometimes I even just eat a slice of bread. What's the big deal?
>t. Mark Zuckerberg
Days without lizard tricks
How do you do fellow Caucasians? I am just enjoying a quick breakfast™, and you?
Here's another kike failing to appear normal while eating toast.
Exactly what a reptillian would say
Jews have terrible digestive systems and they know it's going to give them terrible gas and constipation. Shitty goy "food".
>taking the lizardman descriptor literally
What an autismo.
I don't think anyone is a lizard, but if someone is it's definitely Zuck.
>t. lizard person
>Im just a human
"I am not a lizard"
He really can't use contractions, can he?
((( conspiracy )))
you can see the 1 second pause right when eattoast.exe starts
its like there is one program that take the food up. and then it pauses and the other program launches.
And if he was would he tell us?
Get the fuck off this board.
>empty kitchen
>that hesitation
It looks like they dragged him from his cave while he was guarding the eggs.
> Mr. Zuckerberg, we need to show some activiy on your profile, w-would you kindly come with us upstairs? We had set up the stage...
>hssssss
>M-mr. Zuckerberg p-lease no...
>hilarity vore scene ensues
That´s why he hesitates to eat the toast, since he is full
it's even wierder he puts the toast on the plate only to immediately pick it back up.
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
Even the way he's eating that toast is bizarre.
Wtf is wrong with him?
>"i am not a lizard" -t. lizardberg reptilestein
That is exactly what a lizwould buffet.
Famous last words.
"I an not a ____"
jizzcum
Lizard?
>Blinks nictitating membrane
What would make you think that?
>Licks eye
I came out of my mother's cloaca, I mean vagina
>Catches fly with prehensile tongue
Lizard = Jew = Pro-Trump
meme it
>Delicious carbonated wheat slice
my sides bong
>2016
Still a thief and a commie tho. A lizard is less shameful.
If he were human he would have joked about it, he would have said yes. But reptilians lack this sensitivity.
You know it's true when the wp has to debunk it
We'll just have to wait for snopes to debunk it. Snopes is great
Exactly what a lizard would say in these circumstances.