Winter cake thread because I need one

Winter cake thread because I need one.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikemen
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What kind of cake would you eat during winter? Apple pie?

Don't lie, that's not a cake?
and she never will be considering her iron intake.

Christmas one
YEEEEEAAAAAH

unkept hair with a maid outfit are shit

Widowed childless

I want to fuck the succ

But seriously, apple pie with a good helping of vanilla ice cream.
giggity

But user, look how unattractive and undesirable she is. She even wears the jersey, glasses and ponytail.

something something looking for things to bend her over

she still isn't a cake though since she's 24 and almost married.

old hags

Did she fug ironman?

only in their shared dreams.

I want to see this cake caked

She's 24, idiot.

The world needs more sadistic cakes

Agreed, user.

I want to be sadistic to a cake!

Good taste. Cakes are for bullying.

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with her pace she will be a cake

will this cake remain an eternal cake?

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>December 25, 2025
>the Cake Singularity
>all anime and manga characters age up to 25
Soon.

Where do I find cakes here in Burgerland?

Same places if you were in Japan or anywhere else: Pixiv and booru sites.

No, like an actual 3D cake...

>not widowed will a teen-adult daughter
>not wanting oyakodon

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I used to think cakes were attractive as a concept but now that I'm way older I went from being attracted to understanding their pain

Will she fuck the ironman?

Just bake it yourself you lazy fuck.

She's only 24, by the way.

>he wants not just 3DPD but old 3DPD
Degenerates like you are not welcome here on Sup Forums.

j/k i'm actually going on a date with a 33 year old cake tomorrow

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I'm so jelly, how old are you btw?

iron intake! senpai please, your killing me

35

I wasted 12 years of my life on Sup Forums and anime so you shouldn't be jelly really

>implying being here is a waste

hey I still function ok out there

So yes? How old is Ironman anyway? I assumed late 20's, maybe 30 at the absolute oldest.

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allrecipes.com/recipe/9265/christmas-cake/

>spoonfeeding

no I think spoonfeeding would have been mail order christmas cakes website
it's a good time to make a proper rich fruity christmas cake anyway rather than the japanese sweet sponge cake version
found a better recipe
deliaonline.com/recipes/occasions/christmas/christmas-cakes-icings-and-toppings/classic-christmas-cake

>"This cake is a rich, dark, moist fruit cake, very flavorful at Christmas."

Fuck, forgot the image,

who wouldn't want to devour a rich sweet and moist traditional christmas cake, you can even add your own cream to really savour the dish

Christmas is a time for stuffing yourself with hearty, meaty dishes. Not cake.
I'll be having goose.

>harem of girls like the MC for an actual reason instead of "he's nice"

it's kind of refreshing

>for an actual reason
Yeah, he's nice.

in the UK we have this
serve with cream, clotted cream, custard, or ice cream

*As desert after the christmas dinner
christmas cakes are devoured over the holiday

He has muscles, the girls openly lust over his forearms. Maybe it will drill into otaku that they have to actually lift if they want a girl to gravitate toward them

Good cakes have been drying up as of late or I'm not watching the right shows.

>the girls openly lust over his forearms.
The vampire refuses to bite it. They do not lust over his arms. They lust over him.
They didn't start being interested in him until he solved their problems/was nice to them.

blender.org/support/tutorials/

What about moms?

This cake is of excellent quality.

I know you love muscle, but have you ever looked at what sort of males are popular in anime/manga targeted at girls?

>/fit/fag tries to show superiority over Sup Forumsnons
fuck off

please expand on this OP?

*inion

Would you train her to be a mother?

biting is equivalent to sex. she doesn't want to rape the forearm because she is nice

>opinion
Popularity is not my opinion. How many reverse harems do you know with a body builder cast?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikemen

A shounen manga where almost all the girls in the world they're in are cakes or approaching cakes and no one's translating it...

They're all also 20 times the height of the main characters

Apple pie is fucking disgusting.

Nice ulterior motive there.

Snu snu?

no I was asking what body part the accentuate

Come again?

KyoAni needs to make a Cake SOL show.

True end

People into christmas cakes aren't necessarily into giantesses dude.

Get a load of this fag

>literally tagged 外人
Isn't that considered too blunt, so they make it 外国人?

*外人コマ

外国人is the more polite way (politicians/newscasters will say it) but average people often use gaijin. I think it's just abbreviated in this case (since it's technically a "4-koma" anyway).

Cakes should be bad for you.

Why are cakes so comfy?

Rich and soft.

I love Wiz!

I want to eat this cake.

Do you live in Japan and have muscles to know what kinds of guys girls are attracted to?

Don't forget to set the thing on fire. It's tradition, after all!

I dont think what you are attracted in anime and manga nessasirly reflects what you are attracted to irl.

Wiz is barely over 25 and unmarried. She lives with a genderless demon so she is pure. Ideal cake. Pic related, ideal Christmas cake.

Sucky isn't a cake. She is a cute though.

It should be noted that all cakes are pure by default.

>something something dead cold bones something something life-draining lich powers

Cakes are unmarried and unloved but not necessarily pure. You can make out with a guy here and there and end up ultimately rejected and loveless and be a classic cake.

I'll give her a cold bone all right,
by which I mean my dick and it's cold because I am dead inside, just like she's dead in general

I don't see what that has to do with the fact that Sucky isn't a cake.

*undead
She's not a corpse.

Listen, Devil Trips, did I not mention "life-draining lich powers" too? Pretty sure that factors in here.

Nice post, nice matching trips, Satan. Nice try.