Goddammit guys what the fuck is wrong with me?
>Be me, never been a weeaboo
>Never even come close to being a weeaboo
>Always roast the weeaboos at my school for doing dumb shit, putting "best girls" on their clothes and bags and phone screens
>But I have a secret shame
>I love visual novels
>I've played dozens
>They help me when I'm sad
>I never get attached to the characters but they're nice stories
>Friends tell me about awesome VN called Doki Doki Literature Club
>whynotitsfree.bat
>Start playing
>Meet Natsuki
Holy fuck Natsuki
>Keep playing
>I love Natsuki
>Every time I meet Natsuki in the game my heart starts pounding IRL
>Never been more excited to continue playing a game
>Never felt this close to a fictional character
>Natsuki is me, but pink and adorable and cartoon
>The main twist of the game happens (play it, won't spoil)
>Game restarts
>Keep playing
>Thinking "whatever, I'll just ignore the BS and go for Natsuki"
>Can't go for Natsuki
>Game gets darker, me and Natsuki don't get closer
>Why can't I get closer to Natsuki
>Why did this game have to bait me
This is the part where I start to feel like a real loser.
>Go to my classes
>Can't focus on lectures
>Busy thinking about Natsuki
>I try taking notes
>Realize all I've done is written "Natsuki" over and over
>Go home
>Cry
>Cry for Natsuki
>Cry for myself
>Cry like a faggot
>Cry like a weaboo
>Why can't the game just be a normal, boring, uninspired VN?
>Why can't I just be with Natsuki?
>Why does the game have to be so artistic and groundbreaking?
>Why can't I just be with Natsuki?
>Why am I alive?
>Why can't I just be with Natsuki?
I went from a somewhat cool guy who never watched anime to a faggot obsessed with a cartoon teenager. Fuck you, DDLC. I just want to be with Natsuki.
