Harry Potter is the only book gun grabbers have ever read

>Harry Potter is the only book gun grabbers have ever read
The absolute state of the left
Why do they do such cringeworthy shit?

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This is what happens when you forgo relgion - you find guidance in pop culture instead.

Jfc its a fucking childrens book why do they think it’s real life.

Wand control now

>Cruz is in the courtroom

>Judge: "How do you plead?"

>Cruz: "This has been a viral marketing campaign for Harry Potter"

They think fantasy is real, this explains the cognitive dissonance we see.

downtown is complete disaster in congestion due to leftist march.

If we give up guns, please give up freedom of assembly.

If anything Harry Potter books would encourage students and professors to be armed since hogwarts gets attacked all the time by random assholes employed by voldemort.

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I'm cringing so hard it hurts. I feel it in my chest senpai.

Im 3 steps away from ironically refering to shitskins as saurons orcs and 4 from unironically doing it

We're fucking doomed. This is off the charts normie/golem.

Didn't the kids at Hogwarts use wands -- just like Voldemort?

These people are allowed to vote.

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This, these people are broken and lashing out in per-ordained ways that tear at everyone else's rights.

They should have read history books ...

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Hogwarts was a school with an open carry policy and armed teachers.

No this is what happens when you give women a legitimate voice. They’re all literally retarded.

Its better to have a german "wand", to bash their heads on it.

>Harry potter is against gun control
>When every single student is armed with a deadly weapon from age 11

yes.
the only thing stopping bad guys with wands, are good guys with wands.

Harry Potter and Hunger Games are literally about the kids using weapons to defeat the bad guys...

God weeps at what he has created

I don't get it, They want Trump have all guns? But at the same time They want resist Trump?

Orwell was pro guns

Mein Kampf is the only book that gun nuts have ever read
no wonder they want to mass exterminate people

>reading 1984 prepared me for demanding more gubnit
Can't make this up.

As if they have ever actually read a page of 1984 or even Animal Farm in their lives.

They should, it could shake them up from their government worshipping religion.

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>reading 1984 prepared me for this

They aren’t even hiding it anymore

They have no grounding in reality so they cannot use real world arguments

The students at that school are all armed. The first thing Delores Umbridge did once assuming the Defense Against the Dark Arts was to gut the course and teach them nothing of any value, because she did not want them to de able to defend themselves. So, Harry Potter, the-boy-who-wanted-to-live, decided that he would take his security into his own hands, built a secret militia, and trained them to fight. This analogy works in what universe?

For shooting fascists with, yes.

And yet the villains in both 1984 and Animal Farm are commies.

The answer to 1984 is 1488!

Sure, for everything against real democracy.

Nice cherrypicking. If I were autistic, I would find you even more right-wing retards quoting old Star Wars and LOTR.

Don't those idiots realized a well armed and organized militia defended Hogwarts from evil.

The left are the death eaters. Same tactics. Up to and including infesting government and schools until head faggot shows back up.

B-But not with evil guns.

Magic wands are not evil like an AR-15.

Le ebin r*ddit thanks you for your defense

Harry Potter is the best ever book for pussies and weaklings. You are a fucking nobody who's getting bullied at school, and all of a sudden, boom, it turns out you are a wizard. Turns out you are better than anyone else, everyone regards you as a hero despite you not actually having done jack shit to deserve it. Also you now have a shitload of money, all the best equipment and other stuff, loyal and caring friends and mentor figures who respect you as an equal. Also girls are now swooning over you despite you being a fucking dork with broken glasses. You are sent to a magical school with adventures, in which you don't really have to study hard, and even when you fuck up everyone forgives you because you are the fucking boy wonder and hero of everyone's song. Despite not doing anything! Harry didn't even kill Voldemort or anything, he just SURVIVED an encounter with him as a TODDLER with no consciousness to speak of. Harry Potter books are not just wet, but fucking soaked dreams of weak good-for-nothing people who know they won't achieve shit in life because they can't work hard and strive for it.

They better at fucking up shit.

The villians in his books are satires of stalinist commies, Orwell was a libertarian socialist, don't start fucking reeeing about incompatible terms, that's what he was.

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Huh? Do they really think 1984's world was utopia, not dystopia?

>everyone I don't like is Reddit, Shareblue or Leftypol

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i dont understand why they use Harry potter. Those students and teachers where armed to defeat a intruder trying to come into their school.

By the way Hermione in Russian is spelled Gher-mee-O-nah. Just a fun fact.

Because they are plebs who only know pop culture and what they're forced to read for school

Fuck off back to your imaginary country Catacommie

>Teenagers best Voldemort by DISARMING him
They beat him by having a huge battle with a trained student army using their own weapons. Did they even read Harry fucking Potter?

It’s hardly only women holding these signs...

How would they feel if they read Starship Troopers?

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Kek

The problem today is that people can't tell the difference between fiction and reality anymore.

>Harry Potter
Literally the story of kids with weapons fighting other people with weapons. At no point does Harry Potter win a fight without a wand. Point is null.
>they've read 1984
Not well enough. How can you read and understand 1984 and still support a police state and government surveillance of an unarmed populace?

Not really satires so much as accurate portrayals with technology jumped forward to our time

no it was not as it did not exist

>1984 against guns
They didn't fucking read it. Or if they did they didn't read it properly

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They wouldn’ like it

A police state and mass surveillance is what they want. They hate freedom.

>Read it as a youngfag when the movie came out
>Didn't get it at all
>Read it last year
>MFW

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>1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

Students at hogwarts wouldn't have been able to defend themselves without high powered capacity fully automatic sticks

Every student and teacher in Harry Potter was armed with the most powerful weapons on the fucking planet, with far greater destructive potential than guns. The prohibited spells for killing and torturing people were taught in a goddamn mandatory class.

Did these people read the same Harry Potter?

everyone in hogwarts was armed

Orwell was also a massive cuck.

Okay, I mean, seriously, I can't find words for this...
So, some leftard read 1984 and Animal farm, didn't understand a single thing from them, and somehow unironically thinks he is fighting against the kind of system described in those books instead of promoting it? He seriously doesn't realize that those books is basically describing the end goal of left wing ideology?
What the fucking fuck? Holy fucking shit I can't even.

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I took a collegiate level course about dystopias in science fiction for the lulz and I can assure you this timeline shits all over anything ever written.

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>didn't even read them. Only saw the movies.

are you kidding? the main character's name is rico. like a true immigrant he's doing the job that americans don't want

Their lives are literally dictated by mass media. They don't exist outside of it.

Why the fuck are American protests so boring?
Where's the riots?

What's more he's a Filipino from Argentina.

Juan Rico, Filipino.

In Argentina.

Starship Trooper is probably the third most LARPed "read" book of all time, following the Bible and Mein Kampf.

Buenos Aires is WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Marx was also pro guns.

>filipinos in Argentina
wtf

Not when it came to the bourgeoisie.

Diversity is your strength.

I’m 2/3’s if the way through an LOTR trilogy binge with my girlfriend, and even her relatively non-political ass brought up the similarities between those books and the current battle of Western Civ vs the hordes of Islam and Africa

Hold on to that one user

I guess I haven't seen that many vaginas. How is that hat supposed to look like one?

Harry potter is a story about guns.

>Harry Potter
>Julius Evola

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Yeah, the creaturas that roam our cities are our strength

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Wands kill people. There's even cases of them firing by themselves when the wizard gets over emotional.

Notice there's only 2 men holding Harry Potter signs and they look absolutely beta.

Even if we were to not completely disregard Harry Potter because it's fantasy fiction, have these gun grabbers completely forgotten that students and staff/teachers/faculty of Hogwarts were armed and could only defend their school, way of life, principles etc. by remaining armed?

I'd imagine Voldemort and all the death eaters would support wand-grabbing on the rest of wizard society.

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kek, yes, travelling to spain to freeze in trenches for months killing fascists with inadequate food and ammo, then gettting shot in the neck and surviving, what a cuck!

Read again you dumb fuck, they are critiques of Stalinism, not 'left wing ideology'.
Orwell wrote in favour of English revolutionary socialism in the Lion and the Unicorn, 1941.
You haven't read it have you?

t. Plebbit

BAN ASSAULY WANDS NOW #DAVIDHOGGWARTS

That isn't even a real image.

Vatican II was the canary in the coal mine.

Now we have stupid cunts in leadership positions in almost all "mainstream" Christian churches and we can see the fruits of that.

Looking at you Sweden with your fat lesbian cunt wanting to remove the Cross from your churches so Muslims will feel welcome.

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