/brit/pol - ENGLAND edition

Let's get behind the lads and bring it home.

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nth for the great sage of chelsea
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Second for the #christbolgang

Goodnight lads.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has given the world more than any other country on earth.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has practically conquered the entire world with the British empire being the the largest Empire ever known to mankind.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has won football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket as well as being the GOAT at formula 1: has the most famous tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has produced the most amazing race and culture on planet Earth, the English.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has done more for science than any other country on Earth.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts.

>We are all right now speaking English

>Almost every single person on Earth has to learn English.

>tfw you won the lottery of life and were born English.

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>#christbolgang
Can you give me a quick rundown on that?

Nice picture of Nicky you got there

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sounds like an authoritarian dickhole

but that's """conservative""" in britain i guess.

Being English is shit, wish I was born in Germany but we lost the war and my English great-grandfather moved my family here. Sucks ass.

1/ you're not bringing shit home
2/ football hooligans = "England's Shame". Did you even see the shit in Holland?
3/ if England fans start that shit in Russia they're going to get beat to shit. Again. Like in Marseilles.
4/ Grand Slam thx

>AM I TUS ENOUS?
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Fuck me I despise Sundays and Mondays so much

same here lid

sunday morning is comfy as fuck but as it approaches monday the comfyness wears off

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>country of immigrants

Cause you know deep down your shit.

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Is he /ourguy/?

Undoubtedly

ed miliband did nothing wrong

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What?!?!?!?!?!??!??!??!

he's a tryhard meme lord
Also a total degenerate and into traps
so yeah probably

aint clicking that shit nigger

Lol

what

lads, i'm socially awkward, been pretty depressed, coming out of a weed addiction, only job i ever had was painting & decorating with my dad

stopped smoking, started eating healthy & exercising.. cutting down with porn and all that shit... but i've got no hopes in terms of career, job in general or anyway of making money. wtf do i do.

realistically all i want is a quiet life off grid away from anyone & anything... but of course, i dont have the money to get started.
>inb4 get a shitty job
like what ? i doubt i'd get hired. i'm starting to feel like a bit of a retard 2bh

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>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has given

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Rimmer?

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lol, no

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literally just get a job
You can plan what you want to do while you save
or go do a foundation/access course

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spin, spin, spin.

tap, tap, tap.

tap, tap, TAP, TAP, TAP, tap, tip

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Glad I made you chuckle lad - this seems like good advice to me:

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he's eating now

he's digging now

what a racket he makes!

PROPER LAD
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Faggot

I posted this in the gif thread lol

scrape, scrape

dumb frogposter

stupid frogposter

glass on paws
HE'S SPINNING Again!

>it's coming home

Always awake at the most unsociable hours

How do I determine what regiment to join, laddies? They say go with your local one or a family one.

My step dad was in the light infantry but he never talks about it for some reason (I don't ask). My half-brother is in the paras, so that's not very helpful.

I don't have a local one anymore, it was amalgamated into something else after the 2010 defense cuts and it's a hodge podge of different regs from all over the country.

one last smoke and I'm out

(he's spinning again btw)

We should do a brit/pol/ webm edition tomorrow.

enigeers of course

last one and

and i'm out

have a green tea and a magnesium supplement and count some sheep

I won't find out if I quality for RE until I've been to selection, since I'm colourblind and even the recruiters don't know what I'm allowed to do (I know it's not a bar to service).

My safety choice will be infantry, but I've got no idea what infantry reg to put as my preference, since they ask you about their history, etc. in the interview.

take the spinner out because I need to seep

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can't spin when there's no spnny spinner

but he can scrape!

what's up pubes?

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set him free

we need to finish the job lads. brexit was just the beginning.

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spinning now
one last spin
then i take away the

wtf u stalking about

im looking at what's available for people with no experience and there's nothing remotely inspiring

>warehouse packer
brb whilst i kill myself lol

not pubes
G'night

tell us gowd damn it, is it adhd

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what a load of fucking bollocks

the spinny spin has been spun, can't spin now

MGWUMBO SHIRT? OI YA FOOKIN' CUNT I'LL KNOCK YA THE FOOK OUT

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>G'night

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Night lad

very noice
that show was their best work

last spin, no more spins for tonight

balmaha boatyard

last spin, no more spins, I take the spinny, and put it away

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supermarket jobs mate
Or like I said do a foundation year somewhere
you can get student loans and all that for it

Holy fuck, look at the way this fucking missile does a sharp turn mid air
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tell lulu he's a mentalist for me

you should fuck off pubes

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Cheeky sod, you asking for a slap?

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I am not pubes

lol

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kek

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Yeah I know rockets are capable of it, it's just another thing seeing it in action fired towards near the viewpoint.

i'm not going back to college or uni lol, back in my normie days i went to study art (biggest fucking mistake i'll ever make 2bh) the idea of going back to education makes me fucking sick, so that's out of the question.

im stuck with either winning the fucking lottery, or finding some shitty job that will actually hire me and wont make me want to die after one days work.

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someone make a muted webm of that pls

You could make one with sound, I think boards like Sup Forums allow them but automatically mute it

What is this? a Saudi missile test?

>stopped smoking, started eating healthy & exercising.. cutting down with porn and all that shit...

You've taken some positive steps already. What happened with the painting and decorating work?
Off the top of my head, I would suggest training for a trade, or doing an access course with a view to entering one of the professions. Beyond that, working for yourself is a good gig if you can find a niche.

No they dont

was that me? rude oops sry