Ask a venezuelan without electricity anything

>I'm from my laptop
>mobile modem slowly running

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When did you last eat? What was it?

how are posting?

Arepa (corn bread) and the last piece of cheese I had, like 30 mins ago.

I said the obvious answer in the first post

Is your police force still active? How much crime are people getting away with?

Why did the electricity go out and how long will it last?

Still active, crime rates are high and if you're not in the "mafia", you'll get caught and probably killed

Gosh. 6 hours twice in the day. I cannot wash my clothes. I cannot finish my college work. Somedays my food got bad inside the fridge. It sucks.

>I said the obvious answer in the first post
still, modem needs electricity, so you aint really out of electricity, just your house fagget

Bro, do you know laptops have a battery, right? do you know what a battery is? or do I have to explain with bananas?

Do you know there are portable wireless modems? I thought my country was bad then.

Who is your cell service provider?

He probably means a little battery-powered modem that runs off the cell network.

They're pretty dank

Why don't you guys take over one of the islands near you? Just zerg rush them down, kill off the population and take their shit? Venezuelans are feral BR HUE HUE HUEs remember?

intermittent power, only a battery backup will keep you going. (Technically you're laptop already does this)

you ultimately need electricity to make electronics run faggot, what was your starting statement?
>without electricity
in reality you aint without electricity, you can go to your neighbor and borrow some, so don't be a faggot and make retarded threads, nobody cares about venelueza

Portable modem Digitel. Is slow, but it works (national provider IPs, CANTV, are banned here)

Ok right

It works with a mobile phone line.

>Ask a Venezuelan without electricity anything
1: if you could chose for your entire country a) capitalism or b) communism what would you chose? Why?
2: if you could chose for your entire country a) free speech b) hate speech laws What would you choose? Why?
3: if you could arm everybody with AR15 and AK46 in your entire nation, would you? Yes? No?

4)if you were in power, would you allow muslim rapefugees to collect welfare on your soil that you have to pay for?

What? You jungle monkeys have a military right? Should be better than anything a shitty island has. Ir are there no good islands within invasion distance for your military?

How long are the lines for basic goods at this point if there is much of anything at this point?

When is "El Club de Los Tigritos" coming back on TV?

What's the worst thing you have seen so far? Or heard?

Are people really eating doggos? :(

Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao, and Trinidad are right off the coast. So they can fight the EU for one of the first three or an island full of feral niggers for the last one.

How feral are the niggers in Trinidad? They kill whitey on sight?

is it true you make money by playing runescape?

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you have a laptop wow you must be rich, people in africa just lie around in dirt all day so can't afford a laptop

Nigga warcraft gold is worth more than those niggas money. How sad is that shit?

>people in africa just lie around in dirt all day
Don't lie; you know full well they do that in the US and Australia as well.

Do you want us to come liberate you?

>when a videogame currency is more stable than a real country's currency, even considering the fact that there's constantly inflation due to money spawning from thin air

Why aren't you arming yourselves and launching an urban guerrilla campaign?

Srs question

This is a scammer. They use a Venezuela flag then say how bad it is. Then a meme flag comes on "how can we help you" Then it' seems odd how they have paypal, bitcoin addresses real handy.

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m8 venezuelans are cancer in runescape. they are worse than bots

Real life isn't a video game. There aren't arms and ammo powerups lying around as well as healing items.

Ok, I saw what you're doing. Go back to school lil guy.

>1: if you could chose for your entire country a) capitalism or b) communism what would you chose? Why?
Capitalism because whn we were capitalists, a person with full college like me could easily fill their fridge and pay their bills.
>2: if you could chose for your entire country a) free speech b) hate speech laws What would you choose? Why?
Tricky question. I choose free speech, less problems with that with the current technologies and the fast way the information is online and everywhere

>3: if you could arm everybody with AR15 and AK46 in your entire nation, would you? Yes? No?
No, but in some way there is a gun everywhere here, but nobody cares about crimes here anymore. You only care about not being killed, lol

>4)if you were in power, would you allow muslim rapefugees to collect welfare on your soil that you have to pay for?
OFC No

Hours and hours. I prefer buy overprized than doing a line

LOL, do you love Wanda D'Isidoro too?

3 days ago I was going to work and I saw 3 men eating food from a bag. I assume it was a bag taken from a near trash/dump site in the street. I have seen old men eating from the trash.

Yes.

I guess. I have a friend who used to level accounts in X game and sell them later, but it was years ago.

>rune armor
>mithril boots

WTF! rune boots are dirt cheap. sell some of those sharks and upgrade

Nigger, even the Irish managed to get weapons into their little island to fight the British.

I don't hold spics for much, but holy fuck, even FARC managed to hold out for decades and they're just across a forested border.

Faggot, we know. A real jungle monkey would be asking for physical items being mailed to his address in venezuela like powdered milk, power bars, canned food, deoderant etc. Now go get fucked by an aids infected roastie with a strap on smeared with her shit.

Cup and string.
Obviously....

>no food
>no power
>still falling for the college meme

my real acc, pic was from google

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you guys are still still alive, shit i didn't expect that. they acted like it was the end months ago. big fakers. kek

I'm so noob at runescape soz

>tfw went 5 months without power
>still waiting on internet to be fixed browsing the chans from mobile
It could be worse venebuela

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about but the irish is very close to a main continent with accessible transportation routes. Venezuela is like surrounded by sea and jungle. No one is transporting weapons that far for pathetic pay.

How do you get food?

can you show us your internet speed?

How the fuck do you not have electricity by now with all the aid we gave you? You're just like every other third world shithole. Just take from America and don't fix yourselves.

venezuelans ate my hamster last summer when I was at work. When I came how they had broken in and eaten him

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America doesn't even have the ability to put its own electrical grid back online without probably more than a year of downtime.

90% corruption and embezzlement PR tax.

soz i am pro at rS. my mum told me i was good ;)

>Venezuela is like surrounded by sea and jungle
>Venezuela is on a giant fucking landmass with hidden trails
>Therefore no-one can smuggle weapons in
Do you even see your own stupidity?

Jesus christ I'm glad I live in a civilized part of the world.

What went wrong after Hugo Chavez? Venezuela has fucking oil. How did it end up like this?

admit it you ate em.

>Ignores the fact the amount of immense expense it would require to transport supplies for them when their currency is worth less than warcraft gold
As I said before RL isn't a video game you fucking leave now go back to sucking dog penises.

Socialism. I'm not even joking or exaggerating.

Even the niggers in Hueland have access to firearms. You are an utterly nigger-tier retarded mongrel.

Venezuelans deserves to die for their very own complacency.

I'm a college graduate and I need it to study.

Yes but it won't happen, Syria and Middle East are far away, you don't want war in your neighbourhood right?

Because everyone is tired and everyone only care about surviving and planning to move somewhere else.

Do I asked for something here? I don't have paypal or BTC addresses. I only do this for pure boredom and to inform you, commies ass lovers about how shitty is this country.
But, if any of you commies want to live the dream, we can switch places. No reimbursement

I know, but is better to be called Doctor than Yonaiker Perez the guy that do nothing in life.

KEK, everyone says "the end is near" like every month. We are veeery far from the end of the tunnel.

>5 months eating shit because a hurricane
>17 years eating shit cuz commies, not going end quick
Right Puerto Rico...

Buying when I can. I try to eat once at day butdrinking lots and lots of coffee.

You wanna cry?

Commies? Chavez was a fucking commie.

>try to eat once a day
What kind of food do you eat?

>Yes but it won't happen
Dude just come here. Let the chavista rot in the hell they created and let venezuela be the shame of all the latin american leftists

How is it not total anarchy over there?

Can they just receive items through the mail like that, though? I'd expect the government and post offices to be opening packages from overseas, looking for precisely that shit you listed, because they want it to.

Was it real socialism this time?

How long until you die?

Besides, america invading would allow chavistas to play the victim card in front of all the world

I'm actually curious how you would explain it with bananas.

There are a literal ton of tranny streamers on chaturbate, coming from Venezuela. Care to explain?

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> Thinks Arepa is a kind of bread
It's a shame they don't sell the right kind of flour for it in Brazil.

Spic lack fighting spirit.
Since pre-inca time ameri indian either run away or summited but never put a fight

Underrated

Also, the socialist stole your leaf friendo

Some of it's communism, some of it's the price of oil dropping and undercutting their whole economy, some of it's just that their oil is shit tier in the first place. Not all oil is created equal, and Venezuela has diarrhea-tier fail-oil.

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Are you that Venezuelan that asked for money via paypal?

>Peru
>Socialism
We are closer to full ANCAP than socialism

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I'm thinking of making and selling a wind up laptop that recharges itself without the need for mains electricity. I was hoping it would be a big seller in third world countries. Would it sell in your country? Would you buy one?

He ate cornbread and cheese earlier, I know that.

>You wanna cry?

just curious

I bought like $45 of taco bell this morning

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Can you redpill me on your jewish presedent risigning?

Is that the last piece of cheese you will ever have? What do you think of your government's announcement to create a new currency?

>buy one
I think you missed the CSPE class on socialism a chara

Thanks for the idea.

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Did you make a battery out of bananas to power your laptop and modem?

he got caught buying vote to not get impreached

Jesus. You were buying for a party of people, right? Taco Bell's cheap as shit, $45 of the most expensive thing on the menu is still gonna be several pounds of food...well, 'food'.

I don't think the most indulgent meal I've ever had at Taco Bell cost more than $14.

Do you like The Emperor's New Groove?

hows the hyper deflation treating you?

You're welcome. Don't forget to my share when the money starts rolling in.

The fucking taco bell menu is impossible to understand even if you try to study it ahead of time online. You get there and it's like
>yeah uh...
>I'd like a ahhhh.....
>where not the burriot the uhhh.
>ok there's no "mucho bowl"
>can't find the gordita section
OK A 7-LAYER BURRITO
>why did I do that
>where's the
OH GRILLED STUFFED BURRITO
*brhrerhrzzrhrhrht*
what?
Uh, steak?
*bbyeryrytt*
OKAY YEAH AND UHHHHHH
OKAY 12 BOX OF SOFT TACOS
>fuck I wanted that sald thing
*dbrerrser did you want that supreme?*
uhhhhhhhh yeah, supreme
>that should be better

Singabro, it's literally socialism.

Venezuela is 2nd in terms of the amount of oil reserves they carry. They thought they could survive on the petrodollar. But once it started to plummet and gas prices dropped tremendously, people started to starve.

There was no social safety net, for the social safety net.

Hong Kong is a fucking rock, no resources or anything they can trade other than services, yet it somehow is one of the best economies in the world.

I love Australian shitposts

you mean indicted

Kek, so true

S'good money. You'd dress up like a girl and jerk off on camera if it was the only way to afford groceries.

OP isn't coming back. He sold his hotspot modem for a quarter cup of rat lard.

where did OP go?
did he went to see the chaturbate trannies?

You know, I always used to really depressed and kind of exasperated whenever I was eating at Taco Bell, and saw an actual Mexican eating there. I'd think, "Damn it Pedro, you know where to get the real Mexican food. What are you doing here eating this bullshit?"

Then one day I was at McDonald's, and saw a beaner looking at me with the exact same expression I must have when I see them in Taco Bell. I know he was thinking "For fuck's sake, Pete, you know where to go to get the awesome hamburgers. The blue ribbon shit. Why are you eating a Big Mac at this dump?" But in Spanish, probably.

Anyway, it gave me some perspective.