/ptg/ - President Trump General - Kept you waiting, huh? edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
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>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
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>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
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>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
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>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
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>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
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>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
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>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
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>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
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>This Week @State 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
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>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
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>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
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Trump is a kike shill

Fuck Polandbro, fuck Eva, and fuck Hogg.

Especially Hogg.

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fpbp

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*bumps your fire*

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hogg is q

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Thread theme
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How what is that tempo?
60?
>taps it out
wow yep

that's a very "rain on the glass looking out the window" song

Did the left unintentionally help Trump by shifting away from the omnibus and such with this whore nonsense

if Obama's really a closet faggot, so you think he wants the Don?

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How the fuck am I going to keep my pants up if Trump sees this and makes belts illegal.

trump is a big fat pervert who can't spell

>stormy sticky

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Maybe. I'm still mad if there's no wall construction in the morning.

Did Trump lose the evangelical vote with this Stormy ballyhoo?
>inb4 who needs evangelicals
We need every vote

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nothing wrong with bloodsport

pic related

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/ourguy/ is under attack by SJW Twitter trolls for saying traps are gay:

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I'm a Pozzhahnrei. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.

The normal cuckold receives only a gift from his black engraver: A black child. But Pozzhahnrei wants more. He wants three presents. We are greedy little sluts.

But first, as I do.

I usually drive in my Mercedes to a street-crossing, where blacks train their muscles, where the sweat shines on their skin and the air is filled with their scent. Since I'm already stiff, if only I think of it. Sometimes I get a bit in my pants. I get out and ask the blacks who has AIDS. You already know what's coming. One steps forward and we drive on together a little further. Then I get a knife and stab it in my urethra and turn it a bit, we call that the "Aids-Dreher" in the cuckold community.

Sure, it hurts, but what comes next is just great for cumshot. The black man pushes his huge AIDS-infected cock into my urethra and fucks me until we both come. So I have already got 4 different types of AIDS. This is the first gift.

Then we drive home, where he fucks my wife. This is the second gift. She also has many types of AIDS. Every time she gets pregnant, she gives me a black baby who also has AIDS. This is the greatest gift to know that my children will infect more white women.

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He blows loads in whores too dont forget.

mods are shariablue niggers

Wow, he's just like me! :)

i think the mods know that Sup Forums is being raided and they dont want 1000 threads spamming "hue hue hue told u hes the worst president impeach drumpf"

thats the worst part I think, fighting against he man he deeply wants to fellate.

he is not using his pants just his hands
BAN ASSAULT HANDS!

alpha as fuck

you're doing it wrong, just put on a polish proxy and split the threads, watch the shit flinging from magapedes

fucking amateurs

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Get a pair of military grade assault suspenders.

Trump told stormy Daniels, while they were having sex:
>you remind me of my daughter

What a fucking sicko.

Suspenders will make a comeback

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Support among evangelicals has gone up since the news broke.

absolutely patrician

Through the Omnibus, the Dems made a good 4D chess move for once, and then immediately proceeded to fuck it up. Why do moderates keep voting for them again?

Both and I play Pokemon Go too, just got my shiny venusaur today

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I'm going to need sauce on that

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What is he squinting at? It's evening ffs.

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listen to this for vocal performance?

really bumps my stock

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>he can’t stop talking about himself
>he likewise wonders why people have a problem with him

>sticky stormy

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lol yeah cheating on your wife sure is alpha. Not like you retards screech about degeneracy every five minutes or anything.

>purple Aki knows about Sup Forums
shit

hahahaha

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no, in fact some polls suggest he went up with evangelicals and women.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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>Fed raises rates, signals confidence in strengthening economy (archive.is/yfePq)
>Trump orders $50 billion tariff hit on Chinese goods (archive.is/S495l)
>Treasury sanctions Iranian cyber actors for malicious cyber-enabled activities targeting hundreds of universities (archive.is/X0Vo8)
>US gained 700,000 millionaires in 2017 (archive.is/HX4OD)
>Spending bill gives Trump $665 billion to rebuild the military - includes $82 billion for the Department of Veteran Affairs (archive.is/W9Ktu)
>Spending bill gives Trump $4 billion to fight the opioid epidemic (archive.is/W9Ktu)
>Spending bill gives Trump $21 billion in new funding for infrastructure (archive.is/48Myu)
>Spending bill gives Trump $1.6 billion to protect the border (6 MONTHS) (archive.is/W9Ktu)
>Spending bill gives ICE a 10% budget increase (archive.is/W9Ktu)
>The Taylor Force Act was included in the spending bill - stops taxpayer money from going to the Palestinian Authority (archive.is/W9Ktu)
>Trump administration approves $1 billion arms sale to Saudi Arabia, including 6,500 missiles (archive.is/b8GyZ)
>DoJ admits they have a grand jury empaneled in their FBI and DoJ investigation (archive.is/RHIsZ)
>President Trump issues order to ban transgendered troops from services except in limited services (archive.is/4YxhL)
>Trump: Border wall construction will start on Monday (archive.is/vM0vr)
>Trump hints that he will use the military to build the wall (archive.is/l5oEz - imgur.com/a/Ygfbf)

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ayy lmao

No. You're human. It's very pure - unlike the emotionless artificial trash pushed in the mainstream at kids nowadays.

I'd never heard of Debby Boone before but she has a lovely voice. Let me know what you think bro.

I-is it safe? Is the polegoing to start spamming the thread under a proxy to get attention again?

Taking it in the ass on gay saunas and ordering male child prostitutes wasn't enough it seems.
Marrying a literal tranny with adopted kids as well, too bad that nigger is irrelevant, will take a post on "theelders" and fuck off on UN irrelevancy like all the other puppets.

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why cant soros fund madtv revival?

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I need to save sources I see here more often. Someone posted a poll here the other day. Up with evangelicals and the black vote.

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don't kink shame the POTUS you bigot

CAUSE MUH SEX JUNK

I'm okay with this.

Can Britain be saved?

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>Trump hints that he will use the military to build the wall
salt will be incredible if he does it

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lol you are literally retarded.

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I said
and then

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nice tunes user

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I dont know, just make sure hes always in your mind. If you ever stop thinking about him, he wins.

So what does Trump talk about tomorrow to make everyone forget about this?

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>adopted kids
Brazilian education at work. His kids look like fucking clones of Obama.

Now why exactly would I believe her? She lied before and has sex for money.

Did Q predict this?

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Literally anything.

I think he secretly likes people talking about this

no

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idk how long Trump has to wait to tweet without some smart ass claiming its to distract from stormy

>Up with evangelicals and the black vote
tfw I'm a brainlet and don't understand... why would this be the case? Isn't having an affair a no-no with Christians?

Or is this more about people not believing Stormy

>refuses to stop posting in every general he didn't make bitching about that fact
user it's just fucking sad I want it yo stop

>this
what?

he won't
he needs more money for planned parenthood

no
Karen is absolutely my Trump slutfu
>voted Trump
>got fucked so hard she bought him a christmas present

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s-stop it

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its pretty hilarious watching you morons sell out every single value you have to keep supporting a guy who can't even spell. Whether it's degeneracy, gun rights, immigration, it doesn't matter.

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As far as their audience is concerned, yes. Bad timing for the, wiped the omnibus "victory" and the March to grab guns right out of people minds. They did Trump a big favour there

If he's smart, nothing. See above

>not having a goomah
OH,we gots a mezza fanook ova here

cock press is good press

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>”We had to make some unfortunate sacrifices, but like promised, CONSTRUCTION OF THE WALL STARTS TODAY with the help of our amazing military!”

You Rachel Maddow fans need to go suck a dick somewhere else, you ain't changing nothing here, fucking brain dead drones.

>take a nap
>wake up feeling more tired

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Can't save the unwilling.

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.

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nope unfortunately not

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>Killing Bites got an anime
>Arachnid didn't
Life isn't fair

>secretly

Jeeze, you're hardcore. I haven't liked a game sense colosseum, or emerald, somewhere along that time; do you think they're ever going to make them feel like an actual adventure again?

He leaks his Xev Bellringer sex tape.

Monday Monday

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Is this in Bongistan?