Lets talk about building a nuclear weapon

Is it hard? It cant be that hard. They built the first couple in the 30’s back when everyone thought cigarettes were good for you.

Surely we could piece together a todo list for constructing one

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Is uranium or plutonium absolutely necessary? How hard is it to make?

inb4 everyone gets party/v/anned

Cigs are indeed good for you. You've been lied to.

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>cigs unhealthy
>2018
bait

you know the kikes are desperate when they're trying to get kids to build nukes. WTF.

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a kid in high scool made a nuclear reactor with shit from fire detectors. lots of it.

look

it

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watch the movie "the Manhattan Project"

How can we defend ourselves from someone building one?

I dont know how difficult they are to make, but i doubt it’d be that crazy. I imagine there’s someone trying to figure it out.

You should have written
>FBI and CIA and other ABCsoupfags GET IN HERE!

Taken from OP's diary.

"My name is Peter, and I have no trouble admitting I am an absolute
fucking sicko. Some have called me a psychopath -- some have called me
anti-social -- but in truth I am a depraved necrophiliac. I work in a
morgue, and I am in charge of the last step before cremation, meaning I get
to fuck juicy, rotting corpses all day. All kinds.

Fat, purple men with bloated bellies -- skinny Asian women all shades of
yellow and green. Their soulless eyes lock onto mine as I commit the
highest indecency to their bodies. My thick, nine inch cock can't get hard
for anything else. There's nothing like a squishy entrance for me to fuck
into as brutally as I want to. I sink into their meaty carcasses and drain
my dick over and over. I fill their sloppy holes; grunt, groan -- calling
them names and making them mine before roasting their used bodies.

Mmm, I am dripping hard just thinking about it on my way to work. There's
been a hush hush homicide and I get some new fuck puppets to sheath on my
cock. It throbs in my jeans as I squeeze once and let a shiver of
excitement roll over my body. I work a late night shift so no worry about
being interrupted or seen. In fact, I have my heavy, hard cock in my fist,
jerking slowly, as I make my way over to the body bag.

I notice the size immediately and my heart catches in my throat.

A child."

"A dead little kiddy fuck all for me? I nearly cum all over myself at the
sudden burst of terrible lust. "Oh yessss... God yes... thank you," I say
out loud as I pull back the zipper and reveal a three year old boy's beaten
and bruised body. It's dressed in an outfit -- a usual request by families,
but I work quickly with pre-cum soaked fingers to unbutton his clothes and
pull them off.

His body is so small and stiff I try not to explode all over him. I give
a high pitched whine as my rough hand trails his distended tummy all the
way to squishy, useless little genitals that I explore as well. I'm testing
how rotten he is with a squeeze to the flesh and bone and throb with
another generous pulse as I feel it sink in my grip.

"Yeah... fucking juicy little bitch aren't you, boy? Ahh yesss, I'm gonna
fuck your rotten ass hard..."

I look at the name-tag on the bag as I lift his rigid body out and onto
the hard floor. Jason.

I position him ass up and lean in to his little asshole. It's not as
crinkled as it should be, and I inhale a good whiff of him. I love their
smells -- so unique -- and this boy smells so sweet and pungent it makes my
hips twist. I just want to rape his dead toddler body with all my might! I
can't wait anymore as before I know it, my flaming red cock-head is pressing
against this little hole all on its own."

"It looks so obscene as I drive forward and impale Jason with half of my
huge cock. His insides are so soft - room temperature - and ooohh so slimy.
I pull my cock out and admire the disgusting entrail juices that come with
it. "Oh baby... oh Jason... your little faggot ass... sooo good!" I cry out
as my whole body shakes and shivers. I can't help this first cum at all and
instead pound my length inside a loosening entrance hard and fast -
grunting out loud in effort. "Nngh! Ugggh! Ghh! Cumming! Jason... take my
hot cum you dead little fag!"

Needless to say, the smell is starting to get really bad - but all I can
do is hold my squirting cock deep inside and regain my breathing. Jason is
so special... kids are my absolute favorite. Fucking virgin holes and
defiling them with my cock gets me off so hard.

My red cock is covered in rotting mucus and flesh as I pull it out and
admire the damage. There is a wide tunnel in the shape of my dick left over
and I have no doubt my cum is pooling at the bottom of it. I'm rock hard
and leaking for another round as I move strong hands to Jason's supple
nipples and pull at them until they just rip off. No blood... it has been
congealed already. I force the nipple skins into his slack jawed toddler
mouth and force them into his throat - delighting in keeping that mouth
open. It is such a good look."

"I move to the hairless cock and balls and with a strong grip, I rip them
off and bring the limp, puffy penis to my mouth. It smells terrible but
turns me on as I flick my tongue over a toddler cock-head and suck in the
undeveloped tip into my mouth. "Jason... your little baby cock tastes so
good," I manage. Then I stuff it down his throat too and pulse with
excitement.

I don't wait any longer. I grind into his loose tunnel and start
thrusting wildly.

Sloppy little schlorping noises fill the room as I rape harder and faster
than before. Jason's guts and my cum mix like a stew as I stir his insides
with my cock. It feels so good to fuck into something so young and dead.
His toddler guts are entwined around my dick as I relentlessly buck and
slam balls deep. My hands grip Jason's small baby ass too hard and the meat
caves between my fingers.

Shit -- the sight is too much. I let loose a tiny cry of pleasure.
"Mmmm!"

That's when I really let myself go. The spike in pleasure at his concave
little butt sets off the animal inside me and soon I am whacking his head
in rhythm to my force fucking. My tight fist slams into his skull - so soft
- and his little head indents.

Whack! "Yes baby - you're going to make me cum again!" Whack!
Whack-whack-whack! His eyeballs are hanging out; his tiny head in the shape
of a cone as I beat him with my fists and drive my cock deep into his
ruined little hole. I can see my cock through his stomach and hold it
tight.

"Oh, Jason! Nngh! Oh I wanna go deeper baby!!"

Nukes are a hoax perpetrated to ensure no further foreign aggression. The idea of a sustained nuclear fusion chain reaction generated by the spontaneous compression of two metals is 1930s psudoscience, Russia figured this out in the 50s. Iran is to dumb to figure out its a hoax and spent billions on it while the rest of world spent on SSP. Stay woke faggots

The tech isn't really the hard part, it's obtaining large amounts of uranium and then the very long and costly process of refining it into weapons grade stuff. Good luck trying to do this without anyone noticing.

"With two fingers hooked either side of a sloppy, useless sphincter I rip
at Jason's toddler ass until it tears the length of his crack. I dig so
deep he is being spread open and one sight of his green guts starts my
climax. I'm seeping cum as I drive in - I'm probably fucking his silent
heart. "Oh yes! God yyeeesss!" I scream - plowing my huge cock into a
little toddler's dead ass. "So deep Jason. Uugh! Feels so good... mmm! I'm
cumming! Cumming in your dead faggot ass!" I cry with a shake. The cum is
squirting so hard I'm sent to heaven. I grab Jason's neck to get a grip and
force it back so I'm fucking into what is quickly turning into a pile of
squishy goo. His body breaks with this rape and I watch it give and the
spine snap so he's basically in two. My orgasm is volcanic. Heat rushes
over my body as I milk my cock deep into guts and organs - cum seeping and
spilling into a dirty little toddler. I scream out for Jason to take my
cock hard - I wish out loud daddy and mommy could see him now. Then I grit
my teeth - give a final thrust and drain the last drop from my balls.

After a moment of regaining my breath I pull out and stand up. I finish
Jason's body according to cremation protocol and then begin fantasizing
about my next dead kiddy fuck."

The end.

Building a nuclear weapon is not difficult, assuming that you have the materials. Aside from the plutonium or uranium needed, the other materials are relatively inexpensive. Fusors can be created cheaply, and assembling them is relatively straightforward. Obtaining or creating weapons grade radioactive material is incredibly difficult and expensive however. You need a reactor and not just a small one. It is possible to build a small reactor at home. It won't be capable of powering anything and is functionally useless, but it can be done. However, you would need a huge nuclear reactor and some time on your hands to generate enough material to create a nuclear weapon. Long story short, it would basically be impossible for a civilian to piece together a nuclear weapon. Especially, the average Sup Forumstard who is dumber than the average bear.

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>Is uranium or plutonium absolutely necessary?

Yes.

>How hard is it to make?

Unbelievably. Enriching uranium to weapons-grade is a massive technical and financial undertaking, assuming you can get your hands on a bunch of uranium oxide, which you can't. Plutonium breeder reactors are incredibly difficult and expensive to build and operate.

That's why every country doesn't have nukes.

Yeah it is really really easy to make a nuclear reactor, but it is not easy to create one that is actually useful for anything other than the demonstration of the concept. Nuclear bombs and nuclear reactors are very simple devices when it comes down to it, but the refinement of nuclear material is the more complex and resource intensive part of the operation.

It's easy m8
Get zinc, melt it and shape it
Get neutron generators (a few dozen neutristors should work)
Put it all together so your neutrons bombard the zinc-64 and zinc-65
With any luck you'll deny a square kilometer with gamma rays for at least sixty years
Set it off in a busy city part (ex. London metro) and the psychological effect alone will tear the city apart

There, your very own dirty bomb

I've forwarded this thread to the FBI as well as the department of justice for domestic terrorist threats. Shit like this isn't funny.

Ok let's ignore plutonium because it's a fucker to get to fission.
You have to get some uranium. Really difficult because it's a highly controlled substance, and so are the high yield ores.
Expect to have to crush up a lot of rocks.
Once you have your uranium you have to separate the two fissile isotopes using something like a caletron or a hexfluoride gas centrifuge, because only one of the two isotopes has a chain reaction with fast neutrons.

Then you get your isotope, make it into a target and a projectile, and what you do is you make a gun that shoots one mass into the other. When that gun fires and the two masses collide, boom.

They teach this in school here idk why you guys don't know this.

"user? yes, this is the whatevergovermentagencytakescareofthisshitinfuckingslovenia"

Plutonium costs $4000/gram. You need at least 6KG to make a stupid-simple pit. Do the math.

Honestly, that $4K/g figure has got to be internet hearsay bullshit. $4K is a good deal considering that you are buying one gram of entirely synthetic atoms. Energy-intensive mining and refinement processes.

Basically the only reason nuclear weapons exist is because a government approved a megaton uranium strip mine, hired thousands of engineers to build the thing, and taxed an entire country of people who couldn't say "no" to pay for it.

No one who understands either the physics or economics at hand is worried about nuclear bombs being built in garages. You have to be both rich and educated, and if you have that going for you, spending your wealth on something that can't ROI doesn't make any god damned sense.,

You're fun at parties aren't you
On second thought, maybe you are with all the dog cock sucking experience

>a fucking leaf
>everytime

they have a step-by-step on the dark web

You do know some scum bag so-called journalist will use this in hit piece to get Sup Forums shut down?

>the alt right site known as Sup Forums is gathering info on how to make nuclear bombs

Why would we? who gives a shit?

who said this hypothetical nuclear bomb would be used for anything illegal?
maybe we're trying to better our lives by becoming a collective defense contractor you lazy inconsiderate asshole

"Yes? user? this is the FBI, we wanna have a chat with you"

>nd if you have that going for you, spending your wealth on something that can't ROI

What if you're investing in terror?

>a good leaf
>rare

>Is uranium or plutonium absolutely necessary
Nah m8, I put one together myself just using some low grade Taco Bell

>remember guys this is not about Islam

Construction is not that hard. Sourcing the materials however is very hard. You have to enrich materials yourself, which is extremely dangerous if you dont have a multimillion dollar facility with dozens of engineers and scientists monitoring everything 24 hours a day.

You could, in theory, make a "nuclear handgrenade". As in a small nuke using components from fire alarms. But the danger to produce is still present and the destructive force would barely destroy a house. The hope would be the fallout would kill, but even then were only talking hundreds of people.

It's not worth the hassle to make one. The prison sentence would be infinite years, you would almost certainly become irradiated and catch every type of cancer at the same time and the effect of your bomb would not be as good as you wanted it to be.

IMO: don't bother. Theirs better, safer and cheaper ways than nukes for high destructive yields.

>implying the NSA/CIA/FBI aren't running Dark Web nodes themselves

Why not just use some high wattage gunn diodes to make microwave emitters then hook them up to a phase conjugate mirror to make a death ray?

Fucking ban Wikipedia then
Any major in engineering / physics / chemistry and some time to waste can make plans for a nuke

Take my example I didn't even dirty bombs beside cobalt-based ones existed and thought that neutron generators are bulky or expansive
But on wikipedia it shows that you can use zinc
And that lately physics labs are switching over to neutristors
Moreover, using zinc (or a salted bomb in general) the radiation detection satellite won't find you until it is turned on and gets hot
So strategically a salted bomb is more fit for terrorism than an actual thermonuclear device

And I'm just a humble medical engineer, tending to my medical apparatus

We /diamonddogs/ nao.
OP if you manage to acrue the materials needed for a nuke you couldn't fucking tell anybody and the feds would be all over you

Marie Curie and her hubbie used to extract Uranium out of Yellow cake ore it took them years and tons of ore but they did it.
>MUH ROI
Making your own nuke would be a symbolic act not a profitable act. I always thought you were supposed to surround the uranium with c4 shaped like a soccerball and that it's all supposed to go off at once crushing the uranium together? Sprinkle in a little tritium to kick it up a notch and BAM you gots a nuke right? Easy peazy 1940s tech. Is there anything they did in the 1940s that's hard to do now with modern computers and materials?

They cal OP "The Undertaker" his special move is called "The Hiroshima Haymaker"

Or selling drugs/guns/people.

The hard part is getting the materials. For example, NASA has almost no plutonium left for space probes because we haven't made any since we stopped making stockpiles of nukes.

Yeah, uranium enrichment requires top notch centrifuges (which they had back in the day, just mechanical engineering) and fluoride (that makes the freaking frogs gay)
Besides, turning uranium into uranium fluoride and back into uranium is a hassle

Americanium-241 is an alternative but at that point you might as well start a breeder reactor in your basement like that boy scout did.

Costwise if I wanted a mass casualty incident simply getting a kilo of fentanyl from the Triads and renting a pump before injecting it under pressure into a water main at 545am local time would be pretty cheap.

Kill an entire district for under $50k.

pls no van me

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>IMO: don't bother. Theirs better, safer and cheaper ways than nukes for high destructive yields.

Oh really? i would be interested in hearing more about that. Heil Hitler 14/88 Heil Trump Heil our People Heil Victory PRAISE KEK SHADILAY BASED.

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Uh..

Aint hard to build, just expensive

From Wikipedia:
"U-235 makes up 0.72% of natural uranium."

"The nominal spherical critical mass for an untampered 235U nuclear weapon is 56 kilograms (123 lb),[4] a sphere 17.32 cm (6.8") in diameter. The material must be 85% or more of 235U and is known as weapons grade uranium, though for a crude, inefficient weapon 20% is sufficient (called weapon(s)-usable)."

So lets's say you need 12KG of U235 to make your 20% enriched pit. Given it's natural occurance, you would need to first have to have ~1667Kg of natural Uranium metal. And if you can find a rich ore (3%?) that becomes about 55 metric tones of ore input (excluding process losses, which will be very high). If your net process efficiency is 33% (god-like), you merely have to go squire 165 metric tones of high-quality uranium ore.

Imagine doing so surreptitiously. Not to mention the many megawatts of energy you would need to make the yellowcake, hex, and then run the centrifuge to enrich.

Oh, yes... you also have to make lots of conventional explosives two assemble your pit. That 3 more PhD's you'd need to have.

Making a nuke is relatively easy. Making one that won't fizzle, get you vanned, or kill you in the process is the hard part.

A fucking boyscout made a breeder reactor in his garage decades ago. 30 dedicated autists (and a handler for tendies) could probably do it

lol

The theory behind it is not hard, we learned how in my high school physics class. In practice, you are not going to have an easy time acquiring the necessary materials without attracting unwanted attention.

>mine uranium ore from your backyard
>process it into yellowcake uranium (there is tutorials on youtube)
>process it further into uranium metal
>heat the uranium metal in a metal paint can until it starts to become a liquid
>attach a string to the metal can and swing it around over your head like a makeshift centrifuge (wear a lead hat in case it goes critical and blasts you with radiation)
>use a knife to scrape the seperated U-235 from the top of the can
>repeat until you have a 50kg or so
>make a regular potato cannon with a large PVC pipe
>make a potato shaped piece of U-235 metal as the bullet and a uranium target to place at the other end
>set the potato cannon to fire with a fuse

where do i accept my nobel prize?

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I believe this completely.

Nuclear hand grenades is a fucking mushroom trip.
No you could NOT have a nuclear hand grenade.
The smallest weapon you could possibly make is probably would take more than 5kg of uranium.
So maybe a Fallout style Fat man?

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Yes.

look at the Hanford Site and see what they had to go through to create the first reactor to start plutonium production.

Wouldn't it taste weird? people would realize if that's the case.

They aren't good for you, but they aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be.

>and then run the centrifuge
hypothetically, how long would it take to do the same job, with, say, rope and a lawnmower engine?
asking for friend

It'd probably be too late by the time you taste it.

K here you go.
cgl.uwaterloo.ca/smann/Humor/abomb.txt

>where do i accept my nobel prize?
It will be delivered to your stage 4 cancer ward.

You just admited that you're either a nigger or a jew.

the fat man from fallout exists in real life, pic related.
also, the shorter the half life, the smaller your critical mass needs to be.
if you used californium-252 you could make a golf ball sized nuke.

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Building a shitty one isn't hard. Building one good enough for an ICBM is another matter. Pic related is how little boy works.

A radioactive cylinder is at one end of a tube. For ignition it is fired to the other end, where it enters a hollow cylinder of more radioactive material. Together they represent a "critical mass" of material, which self-reacts until it explodes violently. This type takes more radioactive fuel, but requires virtually no expertise to manufacture as long as you have sufficient material.

More complicated versions require precisely controlled detonations of high explosives. This compresses the material so it reacts faster, which results in a lower critical mass.

Getting the good stuff is the hard part. As says you can do it with the americium from fire detectors, but you'll need 200 billion of them, and you'll draw attention by buying that many. There are approximately ~0.3 ug in each detector, and you need ~60 kg of it for critical mass. It's also worth $1500/gram so your end result bomb would $90 million even if you could get the stuff at market rates. Enriched uranium is much cheaper, but you need a bigger bomb.

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jesus man

It kills that fast uh? i wouldn't know.

It would be very effective and relatively cheap.

You need a critical mass.
So you need a mass. With some mass.
Then you implode it.
That's how a nuke works.
It's surrounded by a steel cylinder to contain and shape the blast, the cylinder has shaped charges on the inside.

It's a wonderful world filled with wonderful people. Praise Jesus.

>attach a string to the metal can and swing it around over your head like a makeshift centrifuge (wear a lead hat in case it goes critical and blasts you with radiation)

You got your doctorate from the Dr Dre school of physics n shieet?

Are you going to come up with a super villain name while you're at it?

Depends on how fast you can spin that mower engine, and how long your rope is that has a bucket of hex on the high-G end. lol

The mass difference between U235 and 235 is less than 1%. I don't know the viscosity of hex off-hand, but I figure that lawn mower is running for a loooong time....

I'm sure there is literature on the energy-investment costs of U enrichment.

How do you direct the neutrons back into the reaction?

By all means, make sure you don't build it and use it to kill a bunch of powerful Jews and their Shabbos Goy collaborators then. That would be terrible.

you need much less than 60kg of americium for a nuke.
probably just a few grams, and it would probably need to be an implosion type device.

Only after I get a volcano lair if thats the plan.

If you ever wondered how to get possessed by demons, that's one way.

Yeah, I mentioned implosion devices but they require more than backyard workshop precision. You need 60kg for a critical mass device like the little boy.

The fact there are inbred Muslims with nuclear weapons should tell you the answer.

No it is not hard.

Just putting two unalike sources of radiation will cause a reaction. Maybe not a boom but thrown out lethal radiation levels. Which would be bad and not to be done. Still basic scientific knowledge.

Since when does Sup Forums knows the ins and outs of nuclear technology? Jesus Christ.

>it doesn't take a nuclear physicist

Yeah, well we got that covered.

we're gonna annex you
t. rio grande do sul

those dick and balls look familiar

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If you can taste it you're already dead. This is without me going into even more potent derivatives or just straight up poisons.

Some very potent compounds take days to manifest so you could be across the planet before the first person stumbles into ER with heavy metal poisoning. Like fuck Flint, Michigan's problems started when someone put acid in their lead pipe infrastructure. Few grand worth of acid, a slightly modified pump and you've just destroyed the entire infrastructure of a city

Ya'll some dangerous motherfuckers. I ain't even kidding.

Be gentle about it.

5 kg of californium was seized in the back of a car being smuggled through Turkey (to Syria) the other day.
5 kg would possible create a viable weapon.
YOU CANNOT HAVE A GOLF BALL SIZED WEAPON I've seen half arsed maths done to prove you can buy you simply MUST HAVE PHYSICAL MASS because otherwise the neutrons pass straight out of the small mass without collision and without fusion.
'Critical Mass' literally demands mass. It's not TNT.

Some autist made a calculator. for mass fractions. Anyone interested in costs should start here with parameters for their pit.

wise-uranium.org/nfcue.html

In the 90's the US government developed hydrogen bombs that did not need a fission trigger. They use a conventional explosive to drive a rare earth magnet down a coil of wire, which pumped an electrical arc down a wire of palladium charged with deuterium isotope. The resulting explosion is quite small in the 100 ton range.

Where in hell does this came from, and why you have it?

Lol, except in college physics you actually do experiements involving critical mass plutonium and it all checks out so fuck off with your conspiracy shit and read a book.

i saw that article, its bullshit.
5kg of californium would have fatally irradiated everyone in the car within seconds.
pic related is the lead shielding required to transport a single gram of californium-252.

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lmao at this fucking thread
canadians trying so hard to shill everywhere like fagots and seem like they know shit. they dont even realize this was a slide thread in the first place
fucking pretentious leditors fuck you

You’re not a good troll or remotely entertaining. They are laughing at you. Think about who’s laughing at you, yes, them. Fire up that glass pipe again my man and just slip away into that goodnight where you will be celebrated forever.