What is the first thing you would do if you encountered this creature?

What is the first thing you would do if you encountered this creature?

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Kill it.

Stick my dick in it.

Slap fat thighs and then hug

These in that order.

ask it to charge my phone for free

Ask if she wants some noodles.

paddle until she starts liking it

That's dangerous.

protect her.

these, in no particular order

ignore and exile it

Touch sparking tail
I mean what could go wrong

give her headpats, jeez Sup Forums has really shit the bed

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Hug, headpat, and have her sit on my lap.

Feed,clothe,bathe,and take to school.

Catch it and sell it to the government

Take off her stockings and bury my face in her feet.

Reminder

In the category of “gross anime things,” let’s talk a little about an increasingly popular gross anime thing commonly referred to as “Really 700 years old.”

post more thighs.

What would you do to this ass?

lewd it

>user outs himself as being wrong and a faggot at the same time
Some things just can't be helped.

this.

I could handle it a lot better if the characters in question actually acted 700 and not 7.

Lewd it.

If you were 700 years old, I bet you would like to act like a child every once in a while

Once in awhile? Maybe. All the fucking time? No.

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How?

It's almost like mental maturation may somehow be tied to physical maturation and biochemistry! Amazing!

Feed it chocolate and return it to kobayashi in hopes that they introduce me to the best girl ELMA

It's almost like the "they're actually 700 lol" trend is just an excuse to try and gloss over the rampant pedobait

Call FBI. A pedo might be nearby

Kanna acted like a child because she wanted to be treated like one. Since her dragon parents basically paid no attention to her.

Give some headpat

Pedo stuff can't even happen, she's a powerful dragon not interested in men.

Say hello like a sane human being.

What if you bribed her with food?

Capture it with a pokéball.

"holy shit its a fucking dragon"

Rape her.

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GENUFLECT

better this way

Thread over in the first post.

Dick slaps to her meaty thighs

but shes the pedo though

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Terrifying.

Take her back home or at least to her nearby guardian so I can meet best chorogon.

Ravioli ravioli
Do I need to say more?

Holy shit this. Then pronebone.

Damn, those Russians are getting too good at blending anime girls into their environment.

fug

>anime version is better
Any other examples of this happening?

Hug it, if anime has taught me anything is that if you show enough love to a horrid creature that lurks in the abyss read: you in your fucking basement, it will be all right

try to communicate by gesture I mean no harm

Only correct answer.

I really like the way Russian user looks.

Does anyone happen to have a gif of kanna and Tohru jumping on a swing with commie blocks in the background?

Better save some of that chocolate if you wanna get in with best girl before I do.