I'm going to start my own adventure in the wild west

I've just finished reading American wild west history and the adventures of billy the kid and Jesse James, I've decided I also want my own adventures in the wild west and try score fortune, any Americans know how the frontier areas like new Mexico and the rest are like now? What kind of supplies would I need and is cattle rustling still a viable option?

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new mexico has fallen to the hippies. real adventure is in old mexico. have at it

We are not cowboys. That is over.

You are at least 100 years too late. Fuck off. We are full.

Well, first you're going to need a couple of horses. And a partner. Get yourself a partner. You're going to need some rope. Then get yourself a couple of 1873 WInchester Repeaters. Remember to watch out for the lawman. And also The Comanches. And the Apaches. And bad whiskey. For God's sake, don't drink any bad whiskey. In fact, you'll probably make more money if you learn the art of distilling and learn to make a good, quality product, and mass-produce it. Forget New Mexico. Go to Tennessee and look a man named Mr. Jack Daniels. Tell him I sent you. Apprentice under Mr. Daniels, then take that skillset west, and you'll be rolling in gold.

You really wouldn’t like New Mexico. It almost never rains. Nothing but sand and dust everywhere. Think hundreds of miles of beach with no surf. The sand gets into everything even when the wind isn’t blowing and when it is, forget about it. There are needles and thorns on anything that does grow. There are horns and fangs on everything that moves. Even the goddam lizards have horns. Why do you think we wear cowboy boots? You cant go barefoot without stepping on a horned lizard or get bit by a rattlesnake. New Mexico aint for soft fucks like yuropoors. You gotta be a man.

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The only riding left in america is the one of blondes on top of dark people.
If OP is from central europe he probably has a chance.

if you want to thrive in New mexico i suggest you learn spanish and have a high tolorance for spicy food

Well what area would be best for a European to make adventure in America?

Drug smuggling. In your ass.

It depends. If you want to work your way up to New Mexico you could spend some time in a half fag place like Denver or Austin. If you want to just stay Euronav in America don’t leave Boston or NYC. If you don’t want to be shot by a feral savage stay out of Chicongo and Miami.

No no no I don't want any of that stuff I want the cowboys and fighting Indians and stuff

If you want gunfights you are going to have to go to Chicongo.

They don’t have gunfights in states where every single white person is armed.

Northern nevada is ok to explore. Abandoned mines. Wildlife. Bring a big gun though. Mountain lions and shit, you know.

Learn how to make jerky, survive off the land, and probably not be in the next WW3 war zone

What about the wild bits where there is no law and fur trappers have loads of encounters with indian tribes like the guy called hugh glass

Wyoming, South Dakota, Arizona. and Colorado still have some large untouched areas. It is beautiful country.

Man, America isn't the place it's portrayed as in films. New Mexico is actually nicer than other anons claim it is as long as you go to the good parts of it. I'm going to be going to Japan sometime soon, I think Asia is where the real adventure is at. I used to want to go to Europe, is it really the Muslim hellhole they make it out to be?

You are 200 years too late for that bit.

The closer you are to Cali, the worst. Midwest also includes areas like Ohio, but that's pretty cucked atm. They recycle.

>being this naive
Almost makes me teary eyed. Sorry user, that's not how America is. The only places that are "lawless" are black inner city areas and those aren't even really lawless, niggers just don't care about the law and do drugs/shoot outs.

“The good parts of New Mexico...?” What parts would that be? The arugula tofu crowd around Taos and Santa Fe? LOL.

This makes me sad, I've had adventures in Asia and you will make memories you won't forget same for Europe just watch out for ghetto like areas you would not go in America and your good really, if you ever do get a chance try kowloon

Then why does everyone always speak of this adventure in America?

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OP, you can wild wild west it anywhere in America. Remember before the expansion, areas like Virginia and West Virginia were the OG in "wild west". It's not necessarily a regional thing, but more of an American attitude and philosophy.

It's not bait man I've always wanted adventure in the new world every since reading about accounts of settlers and the conflicts of America's history, fuck I don't even care about the trump and left nonsense, I just want to experience the culture and make friends

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Maybe you should ask Americans what it's like for them and their families.

What do you mean American philosophy?

There's no Americans in my area and none I know personally

Northern Arizona still looks like a wild west movie. Stunning scenery. Big navajo and Hopi reservations to befriend or make enemies from.

Alaska is the last Frontier. What kind of supplies? Well, you plan on eating, right? So I can imagine that you need things that will help you eat. Gun, fishing pole, etc. Other than that, down here in the lower 48, there really isn't any frontier left.

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Would you be able to earn the tribes respect and take one of their women as a wife ?

Here, I'll start.
For one, you'll never fit in. Even after generations, you'll never fit in. I'm not sure who the elite really are, but they all tend to be extremely liberal. I'm a Finnish-German-American living in the old wild west area, and I have to succumb to the weather, so to speak, in order to keep alive. There are a lot of Native Americans in my area. I worked with some, I had to basically wrestle them for no reason whatsoever other than they wanted to fight and steal constantly. Natives are insane, clinically and morally, they will pick some random thing they made up (they are famous for "stories") to hate you for, will blame you, will pull weapons like tasers and have stolen guns on them & in their vehicle if they have one. You have to learn to not fight them, just ignore them; because seriously, they will fight you to death all the time. Also, they are big druggies, so very unpredictable, just like monkeys. Every Native I've ever known has spent time in the prison system, it's not because of "white supremacy", but because they choose to commit heinous crimes against people, like attempted murder, terrorism, assault, muggings. They will threaten to kill you everywhere, every time.

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I heard Alaska can be extremely tough to survive, I also heard it borders Russia

i think your late senpai .
the new wild west is deep dindu country

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Why the fuck would you want to?
They are all on drugs. OP. Heroin, meth, weed, ANYTHING they can get ahold of. I don't know one Native that has NOT been in jail for drugs (selling & using). They hate themselves, so why the fuck would you want to "get with" them? They are skanks, just marry and reproduce with the worst white woman possible. Ugly, fat, poor, is still far superior than any Native.

Yeah, but I'd consider taking their women rude.
The mixed children are always pretty depressed too. They often look really white and stick out like a sore thumb.

I guarantee if you reproduce with this thing, your offspring will have fetal alcohol syndrome, a hard opiate and amphetamine addiction, and years of abuse.

I've been around Natives my entire life.

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I'd think Wyoming and Montana would be your best bets just due to the low population density but I may be talking out of my ass

What you're looking for is the northwest territories of canada, It's unironically like Di Caprio's "The revenant", untamed wilderness and reserves.

Why are they so angry? And is there no traditional natives around? Like the shamans who tell you how to ward off skinwalkers and stuff

What you're gonna need is a map, and a compass in the very least. Fur trapping is still an option, But get some tough clothes for the winter and booze to trade to the injuns in exchange of "indian cigarettes"

It sounds like you really hate natives, what's your worst experience with them been? Also isn't drugs apart of their culture tho?

Why is that mixed natives has been always going on though? They have had cool warriors like crazy horse and sitting bull and I'm always intrestes in their religions and legends

C'mon I bet you just picked the worst and depraved ones from Google images

I love that movie, I would love it if I was in some fur company like that and battling with natives and stuff

This desu. Alaska truly is the last American frontier. It's a harsh place to survive, but that's really the only place that's left for hard ass dudes that want to survive in untouched wild. You can also probably get away with a decent amount of crime there as long as it's random and you go fleeing into the wilderness.

Native Americans are a lot of fun. Very generous people despite their poverty and colonisation. They like a drink and are a bit wild. So do I.

Oh and it's just philosophy. If you don't live the life already, I really suggest not doing it. Not saying you can't, as I'm one of the only Finns in my town, pretty lonely. Lots of Swiss. I don't have cattle, I've considered it beforehand, but we just buy cows at farms and have them butchered when ready. My house is like a cabin; old but enjoyable. I suggest homeschooling, as your children will be with them in public schools, and they just bully everyone everyday, no reason, no provocation, they just attack and assault; bring & do drugs & weapons on school property, drink at school, and surprised they are escorted off premises and escorted into police cars. They will break into your home, steal, pawn the items, try to bash your head in with your bedside lamp, etc. Then you go to work with them, and they are not only incredibly lazy, but mean and bossy. They literally cave in when they cannot make you their bitch who does everything, like they have some sort of struggle with "b-b-b-but I always get what I want! Most people FEAR ME! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA"
user, I would be a fool to tell you....
No, that's one in my town. One of the many. She looks better in her pictures than IRL.

I like the mountains over there. Maybe it sucks living there but it's fun to go for a few days, I like the wide open areas since I live in a liberal megacity.

I mean the spirit is still kind of alive, less so than just 50 years ago, but the Wild West doesn't exist anymore. That was in the past user, no offense, but it kind of does seem like your post is bait but maybe it's because I live in America. It's still a fun place, come down here sometime, but the Wild West doesn't exist.

>very generous
No, no, nope. Not listening.
They will murder you and take everything off your body including your underwear so they can wear it. Fuck.

A lad from my village went to Canada and told me stories of how natives tell you to avoid going deep in to the woods for the wendigo and how the local cops know all this and just ignore it and seek guidance from the shamans in case they ever encounter it, unfortunately the lad had to come back home after having his leg fucked up by a bear when he was going about the mountains

As someone born in Arizona and spent a large majority of my life there. I can tell you now, I've never in my entire life seen an attractive female native. They truly are very fat and very ugly looking. And the thing about them being on drugs and fucking psycho criminals is absolutely true. I like them almost as much as I like niggers. And I hate niggers.

It does exist. Movies make it seem fun, relaxing, enjoyable, you get to attack and safe yourself and your people, but that's not the case. The police do great work.

Okay this must be bait, it can't be real. Is this really what Europeans think of us? Man, I wish America was as cool as you thought it was.

Then user, I wish you the best luck in the north.

The adventure is still there. Road trips in rural, smalltown, and Midwest America with some bros are lots of fun. The Wild West unfortunately doesn't exist now though.

Have you got any cool stories to share about natives?

Exactly, I was sitting here saying "How much do I like niggers?" and then "How much do I like Natives?" to compare, and ..... Trail of Glory. Give them a blanket.

Lived rent free for about a year in a Navajo's house. Good drinking buddy.

Also NEVER EVER EVER go onto Native Reservations.
They do not have any laws whatsoever, murder is legal there.
Never ever ever follow a Native to their Reservation either. Even Natives have a hard time there, you'll probably die and no one will ever find your body.

No it doesn't lol. It used to exist, but not anymore.

Shit you can Wild West just about anywhere here. Hell in North Georgia we still make our own smoke and alcohol. We have enough guns that if you wanna go out and shoot or go hunting you can do it almost anytime year round depending on what animal you want to hunt. I shoot wild hogs and coyotes year round because they are so damn over populated and kill livestock. The only states you can really do this in are like Illinois, New York, California, etc. All the liberal states blow dick. To get the true frontier experience just go to Alaska. Shit is fun as hell.

I bet they were messy pigs.
user, I'm so glad you think so. I really hope you don't have to wrestle any Native ever.

There must be some way to connect with the natives like how people have done generations before us, also she looks very white for a native, is there any more native girls in your area?

They truly are despicable now. Which is a shame. When they weren't all meth addicted alcoholics I'm sure they were as fine as natives can be, but god damn American culture fucked them up in a way they couldn't handle. If I remember correctly the reason they're all fat is because our diet is so much higher in fat than what they traditionally ate that they just ballooned up.

Only states you can’t*

Why would a person leave LA to hang out with dreadlocked hipsters who eat arugula and tofu?

So why cant I just go there and murder them?

What other fun stuff can you do in America ? No bait just asking for when I eventually safe up enough to go on holiday there

What part of America is this user? Also I'm not saying native Americans and rural areas don't exist, just that the Wild West that user is thinking of doesn't anymore.

Her photo really washes her face out. She is much more redskinned-ish in person, also has a lot of red spots all over her face that makes her look like she has diseases, but I think it's just from drug use. I'll post a picture here in a second. I'm a blonde-haired blue eyed Finnish German, so I think she looks very Native.
No *shakes head*
That's even if they allow you in.

Okay, I haven't seen a redback gorilla ride a horse in eons, but they got a good 5 horse power.

Why not? It's what happened with Hugh glass and other fur trappers, why would you not be able to earn the tribes respect and able to take one as a wife

sounds good to me

OMG. HAHAHA.

Loads. One time we wanted to take a trip to Phoenix but the guy's truck (which was one of those cool old blue ones you guys drive in pic related except better maintained) didn't have plates so I robbed a set off some other Dodge parked up in someone's driveway at night and we made our trip. All was going very well until one of my Navajo friends broke the lights and it triggered a camera so the owner of the other Dodge would be getting a fine in his mail. We put his plates back though.

He took me up to his res when he was going off to army for the ceremony they do. We killed a goat and they did some prayers with smoke and stuff. Then he was brought off to his mound of bones - it's where they put all their enemies bones. It's a secret place for Navajos so I wasn't allowed to go to that bit. His granny slit the goat's throat with a serrated kitchen knife. Pretty nasty seeing the goat screaming as she sawed into its throat, I must say. Didn't much feel like eating it. It was roasted on a make-shift grill in the open.

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What ok this must be bait, I've heard how people go on holiday and these reservations have guides and interpators for the tourists

You can move here. We have more land than we know what to do with, Yakutia and the Far East are basically uninhabited.

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Man this is something I really want to do, it sounds awesome as hell

>Native Trapping Info:
>Ever wanted to breed a Native American?
>Ever thought "Gee willackers, it'd be so fun to be lonely, depressed, suicidal, and on hard drugs!"
>Ever considered working to the bone your entire life to fuel your Native wife's drug addiction, and spending your free time in the hospital as every child of yours that is popped out is addicted and you get to watch the docs give them opiates to survive?
>THEN WAIT NO MORE.
>Here I'll post a pic that will be a sureified way to get that redback on your cock!
Despite the fact the average meth addict has a lifespan of 5-7 years, it works great!

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Wow that's pretty cool, how'd you meet these natives? And what was reservation like?

I want to live in Kamchatka Krai.
What do I need to do and how will I survive?

Yeah, and you'll die.
You'll never see my ass on a reservation, fucking esp to pay them.
You want to get close with Natives?

Here's a trip for you:
Visit Washington DC
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Visit the Native American museum
They have even real Natives that will cook for you a plate of buffalo and just real Native food for you, for like $20/plate.
I have been there.

Post more pics of the native girls in your area

The bars had closed in Flagstaff and I was wandering around looking for more drink. Their garage door was open and they all playing dominoes so they invited me in. Had a great time. Lived with them for about five years after that in Arizona.

Why are the reservations so dangerous? I thought they were safe areas for natives ? And thanks for the link I think I may swing by on holiday there

How did you end up living with them?

If you really want to live on the edge of civilization and do shady things and go on adventures you must go to Africa. Get a diplomatic passport and smuggle blood diamonds, become a mercenary and kill nigs. Something like that.

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And Natives do not live in a TP anymore, they mostly live in small campers and apartments or trailers if they are lucky.
Natives are notorious for not being human, they have a lot of crime even in native populations.

Qyah i went hog "hunting in georgia one guy had a spear

So what after drinking they said "hey Irish user come stay with us rent free " come on man more details lol and you got any other cool stories ? And any relating to the skinwalkers legends ?

This is actually retarded, white people are never killed only other natives

So no traditional native culture practices ?

i haven't been to a reservation so I can't tell you.
They have no culture, user.

Made friends with them and they invited me to stay as long as I liked. Didn't have a job for the first year but then I started working in kitchens with the Mexicans so I could pay my way.

ah an illegal. Surprised you were with the other illegal Irish, they tend to help each other out.