Why are lolis so godlike?

Why are lolis so godlike?

Because they're unreachable perfection.

Do you have a shrine for your loli goddess?

Winner of most disappointed parents award

i dont want to go to jail

>loli
Snail is an old hag. Fake loli. Disgusting.

>hey, what are you in for?
>i masturbated to a anime drawing

yes

Pedos get fucked up in prison.

How does he explain that when people visit?

But is one really a pedo for fapping to a drawing?

Tyrone and Pablo are too retarded to discern drawings from reality so you can bet they'll still ass rape you to death while in prison

>implying lolicon otakus have people over
>implying nips have social lives

Stop talking nonsense and post more lolis.

I'm fairly certain 99.9999% of people can't tell drawing from reality. That's why you'd get sent to the jail in the first place for masturbating to drawings.

Quack

The shrine could be concealable. That would be blasphemous, but if there's socially active lolicons it might be the only choice for them.

It'll say child porn on your rap sheet and that's what the guards will leak to the inmates.

How many books did Nisio spend building up to this single pun?

Man, he sure loves basketball.

I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with bunny.

>captcha: Humbert

Tummy.

I already said it many times but this guy makes me feel like I still have a lot of room for improvement as a lolicon, what a fucking god.

Just got my new illya figure today bought it from a chinese seller expecting a bootleg because I was planning to do some arts and crafts with her involving heated glue but was surprised I got the real deal though the box is pretty much fucked up

>chinese seller
Probably bootleg, post it here .

Those aren't the thighs of a 10 year old

I hate that word so fucking much. STOP USING IT PLEASE

What would you rather use?

No

olev

nice dude..the only thing better would be a whole bunch of flesh and blood lolis running around..sigh, one can only dream

I love it, it's perfect.

Autistic faggots.

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for wanting to stay within the word of the law?

You too, user.

are you trying to get us deleted

Exactly.

Sometimes basic is best.

I bet Sora has the puffiest cunny among the 3Ps. Kurumi would be second place.

stop it

Terrible aesthetic choice to just plaster character art in every nook and cranny, but I like the idea of having a curtained room in an interior space.

Cunny

My favourite word indeed.

I want to fuck Mashiro-tan doggystyle.

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Lolis are for taking in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pretending they're oversized onaholes.

I want to kiss a loli so fucking bad.

Visual instructions here.

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Looks like shes getting bapped in the vagina.

But Mashiro is basically a dog. It would be rude to fuck her in any other position.

It's actually not specified which creature she can transform.

Don't call her a dog, she's my cute wife!

But she's 9 years old user.

Money?

But she's very smart, so she's able to give consent.

Money doesn't rhyme with bunny you dumb cunt. Prepare to get bapped.

It still amuses me when Kobeni thought she was lying about being 9 years old, and argued that she was clearly younger.

I want to have a threesome with your wife, if she's okay with that, of course.

Lips, tummy or cunny?

Forehead, you pervert.

Where?

What if a loli wants you to kiss her lips, tummy and cunny, would you do it?

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>That mashiro-iro symphony poster in the background
Glad I'm not the only one who remember it.

Yes,

Wherever she wants.

is this melonpan

Only on the tummy, because we need to be married to do lewd stuff.

MOOOODDDDSSS

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>FUCKLOLIS
Yeah I'd like that very much

I wish user, I wish.

>FUCK LOLIS
With pleasure.

What do you think loli cunny feels like?

Dreams.

Tight.

I just want to spend my eternal life with my cute blonde vampire loli, somewhere in an abandoned building.

Is she okay?

Like heaven.

Yeah, she's fine. That mecha got fucking trashed though.

Sweat and piss

Sweet with a hint of sweat

Hopes and dreams.