Tap 5, -1 to your goblin guide

Tap 5, -1 to your goblin guide.

>The mind
>Aqua
She made this card didn't she.

This card is bullshit. Real Aqua has only one use.

Only if the Mind Sculptor was still legal in Modern.

good riddance

What the FUCK?

There are so many things wrong with this post I want to vomit.

First, why the fuck are you tapping 5 for Jace? Are you floating mana or some shit? For what? Playing around Daze? They have a Thorn of Amethyst out? Fucking what? Why the fuck would you be bouncing a Goblin Guide? Fucker's a 2/2 with haste, he's just gonna replay it and kill your Jace next turn. Don't ever meet me at FNM kid or I'll rip your deck to pieces. That is a PROMISE.

Tell me more about this goblin guide.

No, that would imply she used her mind then.

BEGONE THOT-KNOT!

BAN ELDRAZI TEMPLE

>-1 return card
why is it so op?

It's aqua.

is this an op magic card thread?
this card in a black and white enchantment deck is too op.

>can't be blocked
>whenever it attacks and isn't blocked

In case someone plays a card that overrides the "can't be blocked" text.

that's the point, 4 damage each time

It's to ensure that it transforms after blockers are declared so that the "can't be blocked" isn't rendered useless.
It's a shit card, anyways.

*blocks your path*

Reminder that these Aqua threads are literally made to get points on some fags Discord

>new players honestly believe this
I miss thinking every rare was OP.

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Sit down, kaiba.

But user isn't a kid.

>Aqua
>Blue
Makes no sense, her intelligence is too far below.

Tap 4 in response, bouncing your Aqua, turning down your Delver

Ah, forgot the card

Aqua would probably be black, colorpie-wise. Or Black-red.

Just play the card that blocks cards that override "can't be blocked" cards.

Time to stop playing magic, we're now going to play "My topdeck wins the game!"

>plays Puzzle Box
>plays Possibility Storm

I forgot to add Timeshifter to that pile of nonsense

>Still

Mind sculptor was never legal in modern, he was on the initial banlist

That's not the OP part, the OP part is 0 literal brainstorm

>create a card
>immediately ban it
What the fuck are they doing?

Uh, standard exists? He was standard legal for a while

He's also legal in legacy and vintage where he sees a good deal of play

The modern format came into being after jace the wallet sculptor did.

I agree, here's a quick MSE Aqua in BR designed around messing with blue decks.

>I like caw blade
Just fuck up my format buddy
What's worse though, is thoughtsieze. I can understand duress, and kozileks return, but thoughtsieze is too fucking powerful.

Actually, it immediately occurs to me that you can trigger that Aqua ability on upkeep, which makes it crazy broken.

Inquisition, you mean.

colors are wrong. She needs to be blue, red.

Also fucking bananas with quicksilver fountain

Land sacrifice abilities are traditionally in Black and red. The only thing that's off is Red for a spreading seas effect, but it makes no sense for Aqua to be blue, since blue is the color of intelligence.

Blue Red would be, like, Megumin.

Needs Blue/White Wiz. Possibly with anti-black ability.

Sounds interesting. Got a suitable picture?

No, blue red is the color of stupid game mechanic fuckery. red for LD and blue with spreading seas. Megumin would pure red.

>blue white
>with drain touch
Doesn't work Senpai

blue black.
How nice they isn't in the color pie, no matter what NWO says

Just because some mechanics in UR are fuckery doesn't mean they all are. Based on her personality, UR makes more sense for Megumin. She's curious, inquisitive, and dedicated. Mono Red is closer to Aqua.

She is former wizard with powerful ice-based spells. So blue.
She is heavy pacifist, so white
She is also necromancer with power to put spirits of dead to rest. And with weakness against holy power. And Drain Touch is not really her signature move. That would be Kazuma's. So black?

I found nothing really suitable.

Using ice based magic doesn't implicitly make you blue.
I would argue she is closer to black/white

She is blatantly Black-White.

personality isn't indicitive of the color pie. The card and what it does is.

Aqua's card: Confusing psuedo land distruction
Megumin's card: lot's a damage. Pure damage. No card draw or counter ability.

She is still powerful wizard, despite being undead.
But I guess black/white works too.

wiz is green, the color of fat asses

>implying blue is just counterspells and land destruction

>personality isn't indicitive
Where the fuck do you think you are??
Why do you think we are doing this?

If the color doesn't match the character, then the card needs a new theme, is the thing.

Do Sup Forums use anime character card sleeve?

>Where the fuck do you think you are??
f/a/nfiction
>Why do you think we are doing this?
Sup Forumsutism

Blue is primarily:
Evasion
counterspell
Card draw
Temporary rewriting text

The ability to turn lands into islands is in
Quicksilver fountain
Spreading seas
Tidal warrior

Sure, but I can see Aqua being a tax on resources as a part of her character. of course you could make her U/W and have her be a rez ability at the beginning of upkeep if cmc is lower than 2, like a psuedo sun titan effect

Lets start with something simple.

Here's an attempt at Megumin, as a human ratchet bomb. Spend mutiple turns cranking it up, then explode her for lots of damage.

Power 2 or less, also add some flavor text

Really, it seems more like it should be a flicker effect, considering what they do in the show.

>T: Exile target creature with power 2 or less until the next end step.

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Whoops, forgot rarity.

Blue is also library manipulation, bounce, etc. Unfortunately, I can't see Aqua as a blue character. She's too impulsive and not at all cerebral.

>Aqua being a tax on resources as a part of her character.
That's more Mono White, though.

I think you should be forced to remove all counters. She always goes all-out.

Good point. Might be better to just make her a bear, too.

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Orcbolg, Goblin Slayer
1WW
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Prevent all damage Goblin cards would deal to Orcbolg, Goblin Slayer.
Whenever Orcbolg, Goblin Slayer blocks or is blocked by one or more more Goblin cards, it gains double strike until end of turn.
3/3

I wouldn't call it useless, but it's 3 mana to flip it and 1 to flip it back. It's probably a 20 cent rare

Might as well finish off the cycle with Spellskite Lalatina. Really strong abilities, but 4 mana is a lot.

>not legendary

>dies to goblin grenade

>darkness
>white/green
She is boros at best.

Big tits are green. Maybe Naya?

Yes, so goblin grenade kills that card

>None of you know what makes cards good or how to play.
>implying
Hey, I've day 2'd a few GP's.

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You say that, but it is probably better than any magic thread on /tg/.
>tfw constant Sup Forums shitposting because they learned magic supports ideas that make them angry so they keep trying to spread misinformation about it

>not a construct
>not "deals damage"

>implying old wizards weren't redpilled as fuck

Its been over 10 years since I last played MtG.

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It shows.
The current nomenclature for "entering the graveyard from play" is just "dies." Also, creatures are allowed to be better in general than they used to be. 7 colorless mana can get you a lot more than a legendary 4/6 that does a pittance of conditional damage.

>tap 5
retard

Also, vehicles are a thing

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another, not other

Better than Eye of Ugin.

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Still pretty low power.
For comparison, this is what a high-cost colorless creature can do these days, and at common no less.

Honestly Aqua makes sense as a planeswalker:
(UURRWW, 2)
+1 exile target undead, demon, or devil creature
0 target swamp becomes an island as long as Aqua, Fallen Goddess is in play
-1 return target creature to its owner's hand
-2 stops all continuous effects currently active
-10 Untaps anything tapped, taps anything untapped

Annihilator was rolled back HARD for being too strong, and unfun. Ulamog's Crusher is way undercosted at 8 mana

I'm not sure how to word the "shield" effect.

That's fair, but they certainly aren't afraid to do something like that again every once in a while.

the trick is to flip it once and enchant it with something

it is both industructable and hexproof

you then slowly widdle away at your opponnet as he watches.

I have destroyed multiple players using it, it is a shame I only have one.

Fucking power creep.

Why not "~ Gains Indestructible when ~ attacks, unless another player pays (2)"

Probably something along the lines of "If Destroyer would take damage, prevent that damage unless any player pays 2"
But this is a better suggestion.

Goddamn weeabos, take your nerd shit outta here.

What about this?

It would be formatted as "2: Destroyer loses indestructible until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability"

I think I'm done with this one.

Looks good, user.

>If a source would deals damage to ~, prevent that damage unless its source's controller pays [2].
>When ~ dies, it deals 3 damage to each creature unless an opponent pays [3].

Figured Kazuma should be a Planeswalker to round things out, since, canonically, that's what he is essentially. Seems like a limited bomb, but not even a great one at that. First of all, How do you have "Indestructable" and a "When this dies" trigger on the same card? The ability would literally never proc.

I like this design though. Seems awful expensive for the effect however.