>Stormy Daniels says that when she knocked at Donald Trump’s private bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel in July 2007, she found the “Celebrity Apprentice” figure already engaged. Too busy to talk business or jump into what the adult film star would later describe as extramarital sex. Everything had to wait. >Trump was glued — like millions of others in more than 70 countries — to the television. >“I remember arriving, and he was watching ‘Shark Week,’ ” Daniels told Anderson Cooper in an interview with “60 Minutes” on Sunday. “He made me sit and watch an entire documentary about shark attacks.”
>“He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks,” Daniels told In Touch Weekly, again recounting Trump watching “Shark Week.” “He was like, ‘I donate to all these charities, and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.’ He was, like, riveted. He was, like, obsessed.”
That confirms it, Shark Week is the ultimate redpill. Also, Gorilla Channel confirmed real
>Trump Forced Me To Watch Shark Week pffffffffffffffffffffffffhahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahhahh *breathes in* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jacob Baker
>He made me sit and watch an entire documentary about shark attacks.” >He was like, ‘I donate to all these charities, and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die. is this fucking real lmao
David Thompson
>literally a hooker >"forced" to do anything What, is she implying she was treated like the guy in Clockwerk Orange?
Jason Robinson
>I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.
This just screams of another Russian dossier. I'm sick of 4d chess memes but I really hope this is just some huge prank this slut is playing on the media.
DRUMPF IS AFRAID OF SHARKS???? IMPEACH NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RACIST AGAINST SHARKS
Eli Stewart
>"On his first night in the White House, President Trump complained that the TV in his bedroom was broken, because it didn't have 'the gorilla channel,'" the excerpt began. "Trump seemed to be under the impression that a TV channel existed that screened nothing but gorilla-based content, 24 hours a day.
>"To appease Trump, White House staff compiled a number of gorilla documentaries into a makeshift gorilla channel, broadcast into Trump's bedroom from a hastily-constructed transmission tower on the South Lawn. However, Trump was unhappy with the channel they had created, moaning that it was 'boring' because 'the gorillas aren't fighting.'"
>It continued: "Staff edited out all the parts of the documentaries where gorillas weren't hitting each other, and at last the president was satisfied. 'On some days he'll watch the gorilla channel for 17 hours straight,' an insider told me. 'He kneels in front of the TV, with his face about four inches from the screen, and says encouraging things to the gorillas, like 'the way you hit that other gorilla was good.' I think he thinks the gorillas can hear him."
Sounds about as legit as him forcing prostitutes to watch shark week.
>shark week >gorilla fight channel how can a man be so wonderful?
Henry Martinez
This is the only allegation I actually believe
Leo Campbell
Underrated
Carson Davis
I just realized, doesn't this account basically clear Trump of all the rape accusations he got coincidentally as soon as he ran for president? All their accounts don't match with Stormy's.
Bentley Butler
I wish I had a tellie license so I could watch the gorilla fight channel
Didn’t see the first shark for about half an hour – a tiger – thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups…the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the shark go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many men. They averaged six an hour…Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us…and he come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY [seaplane] comes down and start to pick us up. You know, that was the time I was most frightened – waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
They just went through his twitter and old gems to make some shit up. This and the ones about the daughter are too obvious bullshit stories. It's not even creative at all. Poor form.
Sebastian Miller
lel
Kevin Gomez
Some marketing fag make up posters about hugging sharks or some shit
