User PLEASE be sensible and give me your gun

>user PLEASE be sensible and give me your gun
>after we can go get craft IPA beer and tacos!

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>thinking I talk to women with colored hair.

>slap
>suck my dick whore

Your wag smell and your are a ugly cunt.

nice mom jeans, cunt

I'd shoot her for that IPA mention.

sage

"craft IPA beer" hipster cuck detected. Come and take it user, I'll shoot you and THEN do what I intended with your corpse while its warm.

Wait a minute who the hell are you?

>beer and tacos
im not a fucking spic

Hipsters don't talk like that

Show tits.

PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME I DONT HAVE A GUN! Ehhhh... I-i have a butter knife you can take it!

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>IPA

This is the part where I shoot her with my gun.

Jej

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bitch doesnt know the first thing about eva. and of course she would only have the the ones with female pilots, no unit 01.
god this picture is infuriating.

POWERFUL

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That's 01 on the right.

It makes me angry that no one who makes these quote threads to simulate talking actually understand how people converse,

>Do x ridiculous thing for me, user!
>Then we can go get snickerbobs and doodleykittens!

Good christ, go talk to someone.

looks pink like maris eva

op has probably never spoken to a female before

>opens fire

if you don't like hops, you're not a man.

>You will never her pull her around by her hair and beat her into submission with multiple strikes and wrestling submissions all around your house for days on end

Just imagine dominating her completely and utterly.

i would pretend to agree with her politics if i could have consensual* sex with her

obviously i would take my guns back before she withdraws consent post-facto next morning and calls the police

Warning coloration detected

*shoots you through the cunt*

i would unironically let her peg me

>no visible tattoos
I should not be this turned on right now.

That's sort of in now you loner.

I thought it was a parody of a numale cuck that got the snip and was rewarded by his gf with some dumb shit

The largest human organ is the skin - and it's like a sponge. Cosmetics are easily soaked thru it (not by design, mind you) into the body and then into the blood which can then potentially cross the blood-brain barrier.

Otherwise, I'm sure she's a charmer.

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give me the cosmeticpill

>Give me your gun

Why? So you can pump my kid full of sex change hormones?

Fuck off, faggot.

>give me your gun
Buy your own, commie. I'll teach you to shoot.

Its just 01 in pastel colours

>IPA Beer

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>>user PLEASE be sensible and give me your gun
dont have a gun. fight with my hands mate

>after we can go get craft IPA beer and tacos!
i drink lager and eat irish food only. prick

>leaf
>probably a male soy golem larping as a woman who fantsizes about confiscating guns.
The Eternal Leaf strikes again.

SHUT UP BITCH AND SEW ME A TAPESTRY!

she looks so unattractive like that

this t b h f a m a l a m

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>thinking I'd be with a women who tells me what to do

>thot eyebrows
>mental illness bangs
>muffin top obscuring jeans
>anime on walls

These bitches are a dime-a-dozen

i still wood

>not wearing dad jeans to match their mom jeans and getting girls with daddy issues

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Nah it's green and purple and it's got the chin and horn

Enjoy your herpes. Girls like this have ridden practically every alt rock hero in your town

>drinking beer
Fucking disgusting.
Straight vodka for me only.

Kys

If you see a woman with blue hair tell her thank you for supporting law enforcement. Roasties get pissed when ya say that.

>user please cut off your dick and give it to me

sage

sup soy tits enjoy your estrogen and carbs

I see you're a man of culture

>gets beer and tacos with her
>gets accused of rape

Same calories in one shot as in one beer as in one glass of wine retard.

>alcohol and foreign food
No.

No, we’re going for burgers after the range. And IPA is shit!

>Aposematism
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
Nature takes care of the warning signs for us. Anons would be smart to avoid brightly haired wenches.

> unless there is a disaster and we have to fend off looters with broken IPA bottles and hot sauce.

What do dad jeans look like?

>no 18g snap ring septum jewelry

2/10 - wouldn’t be caught dead standing in a microbrewery next to that

those are some pretty bobs

Sup Forums needs a Canadian IP ban.

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pale blue and slightly baggy?

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you want my gun do you? my thoughts exactly
youtube.com/watch?v=yZEV_KQgi10

>Betraying your political view for a thot
>A liberal thot, at that

Pathetic

You must be underage,because that's what jeans looked like before skinny jeans.

I unironically stole Au Pepe's outfit for my business casual settings.

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Begone Thot!

Desperate painted on eyebrows, pink hair, horrible mom jeans, shit stuck to the wall with tape, unmade bed. Nope.

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> IPA beer

Hell is forever!

this

I-is that Odal rune shopped?

I mean waifu if real

I would unironically curse the patriarchy to have my way with her for one night.

Judging by the niggerbait fat ass, I'm gonna say yes.

Ok I understand why betas become male feminists now.... to get a crack at that sjw pussy.

basic fucking bitch

solid 9/10. I would volunteer for the Clinton 2020 campaign to get a taste of that.

soy-cow

fpbp

>following women orders
what kind of cuck are you?

>IPA

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>IPA beer
>no bavarian lager
>tacos
>no real food
Get lost bitch.

Reminder to ignore all thots

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All these broken whorls with colored short hair. Very unatractive

Still looks shitty

>tfw no snickerbobs or doodleykittens

>WTF who told you I was a sensible person?
>PLZ be sensible and stop going to taco stands. Instead, you can get me an IPA by going to the fridge, feel free to pick one up for yourself.

yeah I fuck way hotter chicks than this

I wear these ironically

Need to do more than promise sex (and in this hypothetical she’s not even doing that) to get me to give up my rights.

I would let her peg you, but only ironically

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SAUCE?

I’d fookin love an ipa right now though

Fpbp, as is tradition

thanks, my last girlfriend never noticed how hard it was to carry them all, it would be nice to eat with a free hand

Bustier version of exgf