OI , IS THAT A BUTTERKNIFE I SEE IN YOUR GROCERY BAG?!
OI , IS THAT A BUTTERKNIFE I SEE IN YOUR GROCERY BAG?!
Aiden Butler
Joshua Sanchez
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David Jackson
omg xD these are the cockwits who were threatening to take me on XD a butter knife vs. an FAL are you fucking serious op lol
Grayson Smith
No officer, it's my girlfriend's penis
William Powell
Hey Bloke bin that joke!
Luke Barnes
Hold on there, chap. You're entering a Sharia Zone, I'm going to need to see your bacon license.
Ryder King
well well well, wot ave we got ere?? linking anotha board without a linking loicense mate?
Hunter Hall
>allowed to even have grocery bags anymore
Logan Price
no its a gun
Josiah Walker
Kek
Julian Flores
Anthony Powell
every. fucking. time
Matthew Price
Officer i have a license.
Jacob Turner
>don't be a fink, bin that link
Robert Howard
no officer, it's my AK
Justin Richardson
Is that a Muslim cock i see in your gob?
Ayden Robinson
show me your butthurt license bruv
Ian Wilson
Christopher Evans
Zachary Thomas
OI WHERE'S YOUR GROCERY BAG LOICENSE????????
Anthony Jenkins
>meme flag
Luis Gonzalez
if you wanna talk about the orwellian state of britain it's one thing. but right now you are sliding other threads with actual discussion.
Gabriel Clark
Be a team bin that meme
Nathaniel Watson
WOT DID I TELL YEW BEFORE WANKA?
Brayden Rivera
>Be tourist in Britain
>Wake up at sunrise to the Salat al Fajr blaring through every speaker in London
>Wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>There's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my TV license while in the country
>Take the underground and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>Wake up in NHS waiting room
>Linger there for hours while Muhammads' hangnails are tended to, and some boys get their prescriptions for puberty blockers and estrogen
>Hospital food is fard fare since it's halal
>Wave at government CCTV cameras monitoring my hospital bed
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my mother isn't wearing a head scarf
>Try to mansplain that she's male
>My mom says she doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police murder her
>The Guardian, Telegraph and BBC say they're worried about the murder of my mother because it might cause Islamophobia
>She is buried in Highgate cemetery
>Her bones are being monitored by CCTV
>After funeral bin my collection of butter knifes on the way back to my hotel room
>Try to ease my pain by viewing some online porn
>Can't because I can't verify my age as I'm not a British citizen with a proper address and ID
>Kacper laughs at me while cleaning my room's toilet
>Snap
>Post negative things about my mom's murderer on Facebook
>Get arrested for hate speech
>Serve six full months in a maximum security prison
>Be released
>Make a beeline for the nearest airport out of Britain
>Wish I held conservative views so I could have been barred from ever entering this country
James Ward
olright olright, good story mate but I didn’t see ur story loicense
Leo Cruz
Ow many more of Sergeant Sharp you got, m8
Grayson Kelly
License posters, FUCK OFF
Good story
Austin Miller
my sides
Joshua Clark
Surprised his middle finger isnt purple
Ryan Myers
No officer its my kirpan
Michael Powell
I don't think anyone says "grocery bag" here
Sebastian Powell
Is this cop a muslim or is she just patrolling the Muslim neighbourhood?
Gavin Wilson
Oy vey where's your foreskin license
Anthony Powell
Was just wondering this meself
Justin Howard
DESIGNATED SHARIA ZONES
Sebastian Baker
Actually that's a machete you shithead. Now bow down, it's time for enrichment.
Jayden Adams
Michael Lee
Britain has fallen.
Dylan Martin
oi move along wanka
Gavin Campbell
Tell them I'm Muslim
>go about your day sorry for the inconvenience
Grayson Gutierrez
Imagine my shock
Luke Perez
I love that pasta.