/ptg/ President Trump General - I MUST BECOME SOMETHING ELSE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
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>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
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>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
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>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
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>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
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>This Week @State 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk

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hmm AWOO?

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Spot three (3) things wrong with this image

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>WASHINGTON — President Trump secured his first major trade deal on Monday as the United States and South Korea reached an agreement to renegotiate their trade pact, with Seoul agreeing to reduce its steel exports and open its market to American cars in exchange for an exemption from Mr. Trump’s global tariffs on steel and aluminum.

This is just the first of many concessions to come

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If you guys want any good news, another TPS runs out for more spics in like 2 months.

>Home of the worlds most advanced technology industry
>Home of the worlds most influential entertainment industry
>worlds sixth largest economy, just behind France and the UK
>beautiful nature
>leads the world in social, tech and economic trends
>attracts millions of immigrants
>people of the world think it’s a shithole
>this is what Trumpist flyovers actually think

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You will need a new baker, I just want to drink and enjoy the rest of my birthday now.

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Awoo sux

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first for president roland

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I wish I was Anris baby, do you think if I figure out when she's having her next one, if I kms while thinking about her my soul has a chance to be reincarnated in her womb?

Or should I arrange to posthumously pay her to do an unprotected gangbang video over my grave and hope that she can leech my spirit out into her new child?

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I'll do it. But only if you promise to drink in moderation

hmm. how many we talking?

The tech industry is fleeing that state because of retarded taxation, and being ground zero for Jewish propaganda is nothing to brag about.

Only rural and suburban retards voted for Chinkleaf. City people all voted for Eva

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Name a country that got screwed over by Palestine, Israel, Syria, and Iran without being Lebanon. Pro-tip: you can't. You just can't because everyone that's a jew or a muslim that live in those countries are soulless, savage animals. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT LIFE ISN'T ALL VIOLENCE. THEY ONLY UNDERSTAND FORCE. THEY'RE PIGS. PIGS.

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ywn put a bun in ivankas oven

>Trump administration has kicked out over 60 Russian officials and closed a consulate

The deep state is getting to him lads

If you still trust in this lying cheetoh than you are no better than the media obsessed roasties you despise

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Little kid picking nose.
Ivanka wearing a dick sucking black belt but not sucking my dick.
Awful colors on that tie.

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Was any wall actually constructed today?

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silicon valley is over dude. do you know how many fucking people are moving out of the bay area?

>worlds sixth largest economy, just behind France and the UK
lol. according to the california government!

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600k to like a million either from Honduras,Guatemala., or El Salvador. Forgot which one.

Anyone know which country?

Please take a picture of a unicorn for me.

You should kill yourself now and see what happens

steel fencing but no wall

Reading NBC’s official news channel YouTube comments is a white pill lads, you have to go 100 comments down before you find something supporting the gun grabber parade, it’s all normans and boomers saying they’re fake crying for attention and MOLON LABE etc
Pic related is the top comments on fucking NBC

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>tfw semites exist

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If the baby is girl, you should kidnap it and brainwash her from early age to love you and worship your cock.

You do realize it would be more hell on earth without SALT right?

No "wall" per se, but 20ft (maybe mccain can verify) steel fencing

me on the left

You know that fencing with the reinforced grating? The one that Mulvaney pointed at months ago? That is what is being build currently, at least for now.

>909
>Not 808

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Beaner child for scale

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Sauce me up sempai.

California is becoming a more expensive, more communist Mexico; not more prosperous or successful.

It's already started. China, the EU, Mexico, and Canada are all stepping up talks for renegotiations on deals. China announced it today; the EU, Mexico, and Canada almost exactly when the tariffs were announced; and today SoKo.
>"Trade Wars are easy to win!" - President Donald J. Trump

Primary right-on-the-border stuff, yes. The fancy TRUMP WALL is the secondary wall to catch the ones that can climb over the 20 foot steel designs currently going up.

I thought he was anti-alcohol?

>closed a consulate
Is that like one of those female escorts you get in Vegas?

Has the entire world gone mad?

Old and new fencing for comparison

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Death of US dollar. China launches petro-yuan to dethrone greenback’s dominance.

>The highly anticipated yuan-backed crude oil futures have been launched in Shanghai. China is the world’s biggest oil consumer, with eyes on rival benchmarks Brent and WTI as well as the US currency.
Trading of the new oil futures contracts for September settlement started on the Shanghai International Energy Exchange at 440.20 yuan ($69.70) per barrel, reports Chinese daily the South China Morning Post. Some 18,540 lots have reportedly been sold and purchased so far.

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Barely have any alcohol left so it's all good.

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Its grape juice.

Some days it seems like it but we still have real conservatives we can trust

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So its only 7 feet tall? I was promised 30 feet!

OI BIN THAT KNOIFE

The first step to destroying chink land, good.

Is that new?

his eyebrows desu
i love trump, but BOYYYY you gotta pluck them niggas

kek, beaners aren't THAT short. It's 20 feet. The 30 foot wall is the secondary barrier.

Lebanese folks are okay. It's just the Jews and Arabs.

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Wait I thought they were going gold-backed? They want to get into the petro-dollar game right as we turn into the worlds leading energy provider?

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>20ft
30 feet actually; DHS confirmed this.
> twitter.com/SecNielsen/status/978297839016030214

youtube.com/watch?v=W7fxH-_JjTA&feature=youtu.be

California is so GREAT everyone is leaving and jacking up U-haul prices

Its 20 foot

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here we fukken go lads
this is it
this is the shit that the happening will stem from

Man, why were those fucking games so fun? MGS2 was probably my favorite and I'll probably get shit for saying that, but it was just so much fucking fun.

Anyone have the pics of her with the constitution? That needs to be spread as much as possible.

HE STOPPED GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

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they're just going to ruin whatever state they move to

BIN YOUR PARENTS

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>can easily use a grappling hook
>or they'll be even cheaper and break a rake off and tie some rope to it
Since they have that fence after it, they should do something with it

No its from last year, this is the type of fencing being built (today)

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30' feet

That's actually a pretty common opinion now.

Nice

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>808
what am I producing Beastie Boys? the fuck outta here

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>death
Please, this is how China is reacting, they know their oblivion awaits, they would have waited to do this move but instead do it now out of desperation. Keep digging that knife further Mr. President.

No rudeposting please

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It's enough now. You're going to have to find another board to fuck up nobody wants you here any longer.

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BREAKING: DAN SCHNEIDER HAS OFICIALLY PARTED WAYS WITH NICKELODEON FOLLOWING MULTIPLE COMPLAINTS OF ABUSIVE BEHAVIOR - VARIETY

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Nah, he'll go into rehab like weinstein did until people forget about him

(((Schneider)))

Trump has 2 personas. The businessman, the bastard and the president. Guess 3 now.

As much as I love the goblin version do you have the normal one?

fuck no bushy eye brows are aesthetic

Freedom of movement was a mistake. These fuckers will move to neighboring states and continue to vote like the commies they are thereby fucking up their new states. Fuck, I hate California so goddamn much.

>dan “eats spiral ham made from teen toe jam” schnieder

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i thought i saved it but can't find it, i'll keep looking

Which one is it? Is 20ft fatal to fall from?

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The point isn’t really to stop one determined beaner it’s to stop a convoy of pregnant women and old ladies following a coyote

RUN DAN RUN!!!

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wtf I hate feet now!

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>anons are more upset of money going to Israel than money going to literally anyone else
Strange, I could've sworn the EU had its own budget. Why did the US cover their programs? Let's never talk about this, Europe are good boys and didn't do nothing.

Fastest moving General. Rest of Sup Forums is slide threads and about 5 or 6 other generals. So I don’t care /lefty/ LARPing as Sup Forums

I dub thee depressed UK OP

30 feet but it's sunken apparently.

Since you nicely posted milk I guess I'm sorry

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It gets even better!!!
chincurtis.com/news-events/immigration-update/tps-extended-honduras-until-july-2018-terminated-nicaragua-january
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporary_protected_status
TPS ENDS FOR HONDORUS IN JULY
SUDAN IN NOVEMBER
Nicaragua and EL Salvador in 2019
In total 2.5-3 million!!!

Jews are known pedophiles.

Surely this will be the lead story on the news tonight

And the gif

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>plucking body hair
>male