/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HE COULDN'T SAVE US EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
c-span.org/video/?443143-1/
>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8
>2nd Lady/Charlotte talk about Marlon Bundo 3/23/18
youtu.be/PVzeOA59w0U
>AG Sessions (partial) in Birmingham AL 3/23/18
youtu.be/SHucBuJ7eCs
>DepAG Rosenstein on Cyber Law Enforcement 3/23/18
youtu.be/As5fCYER0fE
>FCC Commisioner Pajit on Robocalls 3/23/18
c-span.org/video/?442990-1/
>HHSDep video: Opioids abuse 3/23/18
youtu.be/CNeunLGqzxo
>USDA video: Sec Perdue BackToOurRoots Tour 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcwG4iwN6Fk
>This Week @State 3/23/18
youtu.be/ol8mjOfPPDs
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk

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ATTENTION: NEW BAKER REQUIRED

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Awoo~

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/ptg/ or /cm/?

Thank you chinkbro

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Thanks chink-chan

both

Awoo?

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Thank you for baking chinkers, and thank you for the cowtits. You have good taste.

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THE SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS IS A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE

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Is this the part of the evening where I get drunk and post rare Gabi?

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>nazi trash try to kill McCain AGAIN
>get BTFO AGAIN
When will you learn

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Whatever happened to the pol fag?

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archive.today/1ttv9

Entire article about how Elizabeth warren is a liar, actual Indians find it disgusting, but it's ok because trump said he was Swedish to avoid Jewish discrimination for German heritage.

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will bake

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My feeling when learning four chan lingo

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MOAR!!! (Thanks for baking, brother)

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?

>rolling for immortal McCain

>iowa
Hold the fuck up... who are these people? They look just like some girls I went to HS with.

So much more jewish looking.

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this

Do you guys thinik Rand Paul showers? He looks like a sweaty guy

WHY STRIKE BACK WHEN YOU CAN STRIKE FIRST?!?

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Without a doubt, yes pls

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>that frog when normies are learning

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Tou hou fight the powa

But what does t. brainlet mean???

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Kek

lemme guess, he's a homo

All good

thanks, juden

of course

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I like how he’s not even trying to rationalise baneposting

does anyone have that list of Dan Schneider nicknames?

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vocaroo.com/i/s0SnKdMcIe8K

Listen to this
LISTEN TO IT!

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They'll never figure out awoo

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You spent the last thread shilling against a Maverick war hero who is suffering from brain cancer. What would your dad think if he ever wanted to see you again?

Sort yourself out

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>titty monster
Colloquially known as best girl.

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>plan to curb the norks
>but china will back them up
>and the "international community" will try and virtue signal the US into not taking action
>April 10, 2018 John Bolton orders 15 nuclear strikes on the UN Building in NYC
4D chess y'all

Did Rand's hair go grey from the neighbour tackling him?

A slang for a moron

>one year ago mccain was part of the "Deep state"
>now he's based

wtf i love the deep state now!

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that's some meta level trolling

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Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
Dan "If They're Young and Firm I Make Them Squirm" Schneider
Dan "Wanna Be a Star? Get in the Car" Schneider
Dan "The Man With a Plan and an Unmarked White Van" Schneider
Dan "I pork What I Can" Schneider
Dan "Old Enough to Read, Old Enough to Breed" Schneider
Dan "Candyland" Schneider
Dan "Split Her In Twain" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "Twelve Inch Span" Schneider
Dan "Baby Lovin' Clan" Schneider
Dan "Ladies' Man" Schneider
Dan "Use Your Hand" Schneider
Dan "Vaginal Scan" Schneider
Dan "Wider Than" Schneider
Dan "Best Man" Schneider
Dan "Game Plan" Schneider
Dan "Panties in the Trash Can" Schneider
Dan "Chicks on my Catamaran" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "Teen Breeder" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "I'll Defile Her" Schneider
Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "Leg Divider" Schneider
Dan "Open Wider" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "Deep Insider Her" Schneider
Dan "Condom Hider" Schneider
Dan "Cum Provider" Schneider
Dan "Gang Bang Guider" Schneider
Dan "Supercollider" Schneider
Dan "minor 69er" Schneider
Dan "Whole Hand Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Rump Rider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "Stick it Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "If her age is on the clock, she's old enough for cock" Schneider
Dan "fuck her in the ass then take her to math class" Schneider
Dan "If You Have a Daughter You'd Better Hide Her" Schneider
Dan "The Man With A Plan To Get Underage Poontang"

>Holo
>Yuru Camp
>milkers
Can this thread get any comfier?

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>got busted the other day checking out the 20yr old daughter of one of my friends
Turns out I DON'T have any shame about being a dirty old man, but in my defense women should not be allowed in yoga pants outdoors

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nn frens. Waking up early so I can catch the subs for Antartica Girls when they come out and start my day off sad as fuck.
Yes.

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As if you aren't there, too

There has to be better paying jobs Ivan. Why are you putting yourself through this?

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>.jpg

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With those trips yes it can

>165557766
>three two two
Well, that was interesting, even if nobody else saw it.

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>day of the rack
w-what

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You don't want them to wear pants?

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Dan "wipe that tear, it's for your career" Schneider

Yes.
youtube.com/watch?v=olksNCk3oBg

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just fuck my shit up senpai

Some of these are incorrect.

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It's clearly still our strongest and most purest form of shitposting we currently possess.

Wait, what?

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if Kim actually goes to Beijeng because he's scared of Bolton i will lose my fucking shit
the man technically isn't even on the job yet

Well that too; but I'm of the firm opinion you are not allowed to wear skin tight pants and then complain when I look. It's involuntary, like breathing

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>wtf i love the deep state nao!

newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/how-far-will-john-mccain-go-against-president-trump

> war hero
pretty sure he killed more of our own soldiers than that of the enemy. since killing your own guys is generally frowned upon in war, I guess that does sort of make him a 'maverick'

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

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kek thanks

I thought that show finished?

For you

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I did not expect dudeantarcticalmao to end like that.
The tears were flowing.

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Some idiot arguing with John the Brain McCain
What a poor fool

Last episode tomorrow.

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never stood a chance.

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Its over Ivan. Mueller is coming for your whole operation

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>McBane posting
I thought for sure you had one where McCain had the mask shooped on

these numbers just killed mccancer

How bad is it looking sadness wise desu

>Internal Tech Theory

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...and?

upper lip is way too big, cant even take this serious at all

>In 2017 McCain openly opposed Trump
>Now he's based

...

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Good at least NYC is pulverized as well

>filename

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Is there one? Please share if you have it

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>had a similar experience as Shirase after my grandma died
>know the feels she felt
Fug.
I skipped the preview and am avoiding the threads until the subs drop.

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He slowly making me like McCain by attrition.

Your level of autism is too strong

It always sucks when an anime ends man. Nisekoi half killed me

No, it's peak comfy

Hey, as long as you're just looking and not touching it ain't a crime

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brah i check out highschool girls all the time. i aint touching i'm just looking. the smiles i get are divine... although being a MAGA CHAD helps. if you aint hit the gym or worked on improving yourself today... go clean your room. bitches aint down with a dirty room.

Will Dems take Congress? Imagine how hard they'll regulate facebook.

Wew! Yoga pants would do it. Love her glowing eyes

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Holy shit.

Sorry user, but this corn nigger is severely lacking in bane images. Have some bote tits instead.

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Yeah? Then publish proof of Russian interference!

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only if i get to do your mom after.

What dont you want to post an RT screenshot faggot? Everybody knows Ivan. No need to hide

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