>MRS. CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR
MRS. CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR
Juan King
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Camden Johnson
>oklahoma
>implying those arent for tornados
Julian Sanders
>Teach! user snuck a gameboy into the bulletproof safe room again!
Kevin Davis
Jacob Taylor
Pfft just give everyone a bazooka.
Problem solved.
Nathaniel Brown
Snitches get stitches
Andrew Morris
Stay jealous faggots just wait until mohammad comes and knives you cunts.
Sebastian Reyes
lmao american kids doing the 'duck and cover' all over. Except, wait, the threat of nukes didn't have them install bomb shelters, but 'guns' need them?
hmm thats making my neurons fire
Brody Walker
Oh what a great idea,just put everyone in one place,what if the shooter has the equipment to breach that?they will be like cookies in the plate of a hungry fat kid,thats some kinda concentration camp i tell you h'what
Isaac Green
>he threat of nukes didn't have them install bomb shelters,
Are you stupid? Many large schools installed fallout shelters during the Cold War
Joseph Ortiz
>GET HIM, ITS A BOMB
Colton Miller
>HANDS UP
>DO A 619 REY MYSTERIO BACKFLIP
>IF YOU DONT COMPLY I WILL SHOOT YOU
Jacob Young
My parents did nuke drill where they would all go under their desks. I did tornado drills where we would all go under our desks. Our children do shooter drills where they all go under their desks. I don't think the flimsy school desks used in my state would do shit in any of those circumstances... You know, it may just be me, but I'm beginning to think whichever threat is in vogue is less the issue and more the "duck and cover" response that's important.
In a way, I'm jealous of these kids getting something more believable: they'll at least get to pretend that someone cared for a few years, while we were on the ground eyeballing each other like, 'ain't no way my desk beats a tornado...' lol It's cool, though: the teachers got nice pensions.
Jaxson Reyes
what if the shooter takes people hostage in the safe room?
Wyatt Stewart
>DO A 619 REY MYSTERIO BACKFLIP
Zachary Carter
>in districts with a lot of children of politicians
Yeah, that's... Great, I guess. Most of the country was lucky if they got taken to the basement. "Duck and cover!" is not a meme: it's was a real drill done in schools all over the country, the VAST majority of which had no real shelters.
Where are you from that you don't know this? Seriously: by the time I was a kid it was already a joke, and Bush I was president at the time...
Logan Murphy
>billy you have been a very bad bod so you'll be sitting closer to the door from now on
Jackson Stewart
Luis Ramirez
>Plants bombs inside all safe rooms
Easton Wright
roll
Hudson Williams
I have guns
Parker Collins
GIVE THEM
PROTECT THE CHILDREN
Easton Perry
Our children don't have the guns that's the difference
Liam Lewis
LEL
Bentley Morris
BAN ASSAULT BOMBS
Luis Scott
Here's an idea. Bore a hole at the top of the roof and drop a grenade or two inside.
Listen to them scream.
t. work of fiction
Jason Cooper
>everyone locks them selves in a safe to survive
>what is arson
Robert Rodriguez
clearly made for weather conditions.
school shootings takes place in high schools
Christopher Perry
is it THAT hard to put up some fences and hire some guards? jeez
Jonathan Sanchez
Why is it that every fucking office, airport and government building you go into you have to pass through locked security doors with an ID card but in our schools any fucko can walk in off the street and be all like
>ay yo
>hol up
BULLSHIT
LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS
FFS
NO ADMITTANCE WITHOUT AN ID CARD
SEE THE SECURITY GUARD AT THE FRONT GATE
PASS THROUGH THE METAL DETECTOR
WTF
Lincoln Nelson
The mutts are retarded and incredibly stubborn. They rather have their kids dead but not look like they took the 2A away.
Leo Long
good goy , this is exactly what we need more of
x ray the kids every day and pat them down,anal exam every friday
Oliver James
>*pounds on door*
>HEY LET ME IN, HE'S GOT A GUN
>I WAS IN THE BATHROOM
Joshua Scott
That looks like a room where Timmy can RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee in peace.
Leo Ward
>be me
>know about bulletproof chamber
>play weak tranny
>come early to class
>hide gun inside
>ask my autist white boi to make prank
>he make gun sound
>sit near chamber and get inside first
>everyone get inside
>kill everyone with automatic gun
>profit?
Asher Hill
lmao. Isn't the US a developed country?
Noah Morales
be sure to push your chair under the desk
Nicholas Gomez
Yes. That's why we use guns instead of machetes like you.
Matthew Morales
LOL
Dominic Thompson
Doesn't work if the shooter triggers the fire alarm first.
Oliver Gomez
Cartels derive all their weaponry from the US.
The US is the drug market itself.
In any case, say what you will, but carnage isn't prevalent in the schools here.
The US has a severe social alienation and pharmaceutical problem.
Nathan Rogers
absolute state of america
Benjamin Allen
Kek
Brandon Rivera
>SURPRISE!! It was me all along!!
*bang *bang *bang
Thomas Smith
'ts an awesome bunker you got there. let's see how it holds up against my sashimi (katana in japanese)
Henry Price
this is true mostly true
>Cartels derive all their weaponry from the US.
your governments and military are complicit with them too
Nathaniel Brooks
>entire class crowds into bullet proof saferoom
>end up with same death toll except from asphyxiation
great plan
Kayden Young
Indeed, corruption is a structural problem.
The War on Drugs was a mistake.
Anthony Walker
>against my sashimi (katana in japanese)
havent kekd this hard in weeks
thanks user
Jaxon Perez
>Literal safe spaces
JUST
Parker Nelson
That's impossible. Schools are gun free zones.
You have to follow the rules.
Charles Powell
Good thing lighters are so expensive and hard to acquire.
James Evans
>in america this would absolutely be a dude
Lucas Turner
Healdton Public Schools superintendent Terry Shaw said he went so far as to test the bulletproof shelters, built by a company called Shelter-in-Place, himself -- getting inside while the room was shot at.
Brandon Peterson
>implying thats a problem
Hunter Cook
>I'M SUPERINTENDENT TERRY
>AND WELCOME TO JACKASS
James Williams
>Not a gun
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO WE DO NOW
Nicholas Martin
Dopey government employees looking at a salesman's PowerPoint and opening a checkbook of your money.
Same as schools buying thousand of tablets for kids a couple of years ago, and free laptops before that.
Grayson Young
>shoots open door
>throws in grenade
Yeah good idea
Brandon Wilson
what a waste of money
next you will see gas attacks
Grayson Wood
Be in classroom shelter
Teacher closes door.
Fart
Lol!
Nolan Ross
>>I'M SUPERINTENDENT TERRY
>>AND WELCOME TO JACKASS
Noah Gomez
or just burn the fucking thing, really that's a dumb fucking idea
Justin Walker
Because school is required in many places and it's bullshit to go through all that. Other places is fine because you're 'consenting' by going there, rather than legally required regardless of consent.
>bar door
>pour kerosene
>light that shit up
Yep. There' definitely no way to get those poor childrens.
They'll die more frequently from asphyxiation if anyone that knows those are there when they go to shoot.
That said, I also think it's tornadoes. I think they're just trying to win gud boy points with the minority of leftists here without a right backlash.
Carter Ramirez
You Americans keep treating symptoms instead of curing the disease. You will do so until the disease is terminal, and at that point, you have reached to point of no return.
Parker Moore
So...
Is it even level 3 rifle plate equivalent or is it pistol caliber protection only?
Owen Turner
touche
Gabriel Wood
sweet, now try a 20 inch barreled AR-15 shooting XM193 within 7 yards
Alexander Richardson
If it stops it, then the protection level is better than NIJ level 3
Aiden Russell
but what if a second shooter goes in with them??????
Owen Brooks
can't be
it's a gun free zone
gun free zones were made for that so the zone is gun free
guns are banned which means there are no guns
brainlet
imagine this
>you plan to shoot up a school
>see "gun free zone" sign at school
don't tell me you would instantly turn 360 degrees and go back
Adrian Green
>good kids sit closer to it
Ethan Fisher
>be american teacher
>shooting commencing in 3... 2... 1
>elbow dwarfs trying to get to the anti-gun cocoon
>shut the door
>they start crying
>Children: "let us in!"
>Children: "open the door!"
>Gunman: "get on the floor"
>Me: "Everybody walk the dinosaur"
>mfw
Logan Russell
checked
gypsy keks
Robert Bailey
kek
Carter Adams
>NOT YOU Aabidah...You gaurd the door.
Kevin Baker
That's 2 grown man taking up 30% of the shelter. Now try getting a classroom of 20-30 high schoolers to fit in there.
Logan Harris
That's a test model. They had to be able to transport it to a gun range to fire at it.
Camden Brooks
kek
Jace Ross
all it takes is 2 people to effectively murder every single kid in one of those safe rooms. what a dumbshit idea.