So a numale soyboy has been hired at my place of work and its infuriating.
>constantly says "sorry" over nothing
>calls his coworkers older than him "sir"
>Never strives to do things on his own
>balding, fat, and young
>voice is whiny and low T sounding
>fails OVER AND OVER
How do you deal with people like this?
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Make him your slave. Its what he wants. To find out for sure, tell him to make you a sandwich. If you you have an iq above 100 his reaction will tell you how to proceed. Post pics of sandwich.
Yup. It is truly sad what’s become of the US Army.
I guess the only way for you to escape his presence is to kill yourself.
as a boss it's your job to teach him. Train him to be able to do your job.
You have an obligation to guide him to the best of your ability.
Document EVERYTHING
If he can step up and do a damn good job, you are set. If he fucks up, you have documents showing why he has to go.
>implying calling other people "sir" and "mr. [lastname]" isn't top tier banter
You're getting played nigger
if you arent his boss, then you're being a good guy by helping out a co-worker
Hang out with him and make him a man. More than likely had only a mother or a beta father.
source?
sauce
Sir is a sign of respect fuck you
Im not a boss only a co-worker
this. he wants to be your bitch so at least make him useful
>calls his coworkers older than him "sir"
What's wrong with that? That's nice and polite. You are supposed to be respectful to your elders. That's like XIX century tier behaviour.
Not when its someone you work with daily. Call em by their name
s-sauce pls
YOU CALL STRANGERS SIR NOT PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH
You meet him out back by the dumpsters and beat the fuck out him. While he is whimpering on the ground you tell him "From now on soyboy you only call me sir"
Dominance achieved.
whoa dude calm down
It generally is, and in a formal environment it's permissible, but saying it to your co-workers or supervisor or something just because they're older than you is a bit too deferring - it makes people uncomfortable or makes you come across as either too formal or a pussy.
Same thing with constantly saying sorry, you think it reassures people that you have good intentions, but all it does is signal to people that you're a pussy. Only say sorry if the person is genuinely upset and you genuinely give a fuck
Also a new employee in the workplace should strive to do things on their own as soon as possible, being trained by another coworker doesn't mean the responsibilities of that coworker just disappear, you've gotta get with the program and start carrying your load ASAP or you're gonna be hated anywhere you go
IM NOT CALM IM ON FUCKING BRAINFORCE FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK
wtf it's a sign of respect whats wrong with that? even if you work with them
sir you have a problem
Finally a sensible post
>deferring
>i meant deferential
>>constantly says "sorry" over nothing
>>calls his coworkers older than him "sir"
Say it ain't so!
Not when you never call them by their name, and all you say is sir 20x over and over. His name is John not Sir.
Final boss: He sucks your dick.
Mold a chad out of him
+1
If they're older what's wrong with calling them sir? Why would you not? Say a coworker is like 60 and you're like 25. "Hey Barry, old chap, how's it goin'", that's how you're supposed to talk to them? That's just disrespectful.
DONT CALL ME SIR IM A WOMAN YOU FUXKKKK
You are soy
Porn is bad
You call anyone that is a man sir if they are old enough to be sir. Otherwise it's boy or pad or something along those lines.
Woman shall always be called ma'am
None of that faggotry where you call a woman sir. I saw that on a star trek movie or something and it was stupid.
Nice
Was surprising hard to find that scene.
Looks like you've got a problem with millennials there son.
>sir/sorry is compensation for being insecure in a new environment. It's actual beta behavior when encountering a new pact to not distress the new group you're in.
>Millennials in general have never had to do anything on their own. and were always taken by hand
>They don't see the co-worker who trains them has responsibilities because they feel like they are there to help the millennial. They rely heavily on them and will never learn the work they have to do unless you force them to do it all by themself
>Hey there Barry, how are you today?
>Ah that's cool, yeah the game was good
I never call older co-workers sir unless it's in jest. I treat them like normal people, although I'm generally polite and friendly. Old people at work love shooting the shit with me and talking about their hobbies/families and asking me about girls, they don't want their fellow co-worker calling them sir and acting like an awkward fuck around them all the time and fucking up in the workplace all day.
Also, NEVER call older women in the workplace 'mam. But do be polite and ask them about how their day's going and be sympathetic to their bitching - older, established women at work are usually influential, have beta orbiters in management and can be excellent work friends for a young guy.
Also, elderly pussy is so wet and spongey. Fun to Fuck. I fucked this 86 year old woman
youre a stupid nigger
Focus on your own work
>Criticizing the soy in your brothers diet when you aren't even aware of the pharmaceutical grade androgen blockers in yours
>brand new
>calls his coworkers older than him "sir"
>this is somehow bad
Are you a nigger OP?
Am not
Well naturally you wouldn't call a woman sir. What kind of faggotry is that?
Ah well. I just like that old-fashioned vibe. Sir, ma-am. Good day to you good sir.
Im a hot mixed brazillian chinese mixed woman
TRAIN HIM, OP. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
IF YOU CAN SEE WHERE HE FALLS SHORT, THEN IT IS YOUR OBLIGATION AS A WHITE MAN TO GET HIM IN LINE.
START SETTING HIM GOALS FOR IMPROVEMENT. PRAISE HIS SUCCESSES AND CRITICIZE HIS FAILURES.
Ever notice how Sup Forums always criticizes others, but never actually tries to help anyone be better? The only way things get better is if men make other men better.
The same reasoning woman actresses what to be called actors, police woman want to be called police officers, Stewardesses want to be called flight attendants, etc etc. ad infinitum WE ARE EQUAL shit
I'm 38 and I hate working with millenials. You kids have to literally be told exactly how to do your job, you need your hand held for the smallest tasks that includes so called "college educated" kids, you cannot even wipe your ass on your own without looking up a tutorial on your phone. All of you are so soft and beta, even the so called chad looking ones you act super shy and like bitches around older co workers. You're meek and mild, weak as hell. I now understand why women your age don't want to fuck 90% of you lol. But I do believe you'll learn, once you enter your 30's you'll man up but in my generation that happened at 18 - 20.
I live by natural selection. He is weak. I am strong. The weak fear the strong. I willhave a good life while I watch his weak beta ass get fucked by porch monkys
I can smell the boomer off this but I agree as a millennial (I dont do this but others do)
You sound like an absolute fucking loser.
>Have new coworker
>Be triggered by their courtesy
>Go home to furiously shitpost on korean basket-weaving imageboard about 'muh fucking [current buzzword] coworker'
>omg how do you deal with this he is weak. I am strong??
You ARE the soyboy, John. Become an hero.
No, it's not.
Hell is for ever!
Where do you live? I live in california and work in tech, most people have the sort of casual but polite vibe I'm describing. Saying sir/mam all the time would definitely be abnormal at my company, it really depends on the context, though.
In OP's response, the guy just comes across as a bumbling beta fuck who's insecure and so nervous that he's being overly deferential and is constantly screwing up, so the whole sir thing to me is a symptom of his insecurity/nervousness rather than something that on its own is a big deal.
HE DRINKS SOYLETT EVERYDAY
Is this your roundabout way of confessing you are sexually attracted to him?
Give him a chance, faggot. Then bully him.
>doesn't know the definition of "meek"
Kill yourself, tub-thumper.
Y...yes
millennial guys need a war to toughen them up to counteract all of the liberalism/feminism/political correctness
>an army of one
>HAHAHA YEAH MAN FKING [BUZZWORD] LOL DON'T DO THAT STUFF THAT WE'RE CURRENTLY MEMING ABOUT OR YOU CAN'T BE IN THE CLUB LOL
Buy a webcam, user. Take up livestreaming.
Soyyyyboyyyy
I live in the north-west of Russia and work in IT. We don't really have any equivalent for sir though, you can say "you" in plural when addressing them (kinda hard to describe). That's considered respectful, but you basically address in that way everyone who is not your close friend or isn't much younger.
You know there's this species called homo sapiens or something
They aren't all that physically or mentally tough compared to their peers but have this remarkable ability to work together to build things that are stronger than any of them individually
From what I hear they have been pretty successful
he sounds more fun to hang out with than a hater faggot like you.
Fuck you i have kids and a wife and even a dog that speaks english
Youre probably the soyboy judging by your bitching
how about you turn him into a better human being instead of bitching about a newbie not being up to speed right away?
>insufferable person posts about how his coworker is respectful
you sound very emotional about this guy and instead of fixing this situation you bitch about it on Sup Forums, an anonymous imageboard for political discussion. Why do you do this?
stfu and do your job, workplace intrigue is for women
>constantly says "sorry" over nothing
>calls his coworkers older than him "sir"
Wow, what an asshole.
>wasting your time helping some soyboy
It's like you want management to lay you off for a cheaper, easier to push around slave version of you.
He's young, you can guide him at work or just laugh at him.
It is your choice.
>complains about this
You sound more problematic then he does
Mind your own business