Why is nudity outlawed in America?

I don't get it. Nudity is natural, we are all nude if we take our clothes off. Nudity has no relation to sex, nudity is just that nudity. If you go to a beach and put on clothing, then your tan will be interrupted by a really ugly white spot where the clothing was. Not to mention that wet, cold bathing clothes can have serious health effects including kidney inflammation.

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Because america has standards.

Because 90% of them are morbidly obese and they couldn't stand the sight

Because almost all people look better with their clothes on.

Seriously, I challenge you to walk around your average nudist beach and not want to gouge your eyes out in order to end the pain.

Clothes protect you from the sun and from the cold

First they take your right to be naked then they take your right to guns
God it's relentless

>Seriously, I challenge you to walk around your average nudist beach and not want to gouge your eyes out in order to end the pain.

I don't look at other nudists, because it is none of my business how they look. I go to the beach to relax, not check out people's bodies.

Nudity is fucking disgusting and VERY sexual. It's degeneracy. I think anyone caught nude in public should be imprisoned

Good. Fuck rights if it means nude freaks get to walk around

How can you relax when there's a bunch of naked freaks around

>Clothes protect you from the sun and from the cold
Then why are American going to the beach in pic related?

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>How can you relax when there's a bunch of naked freaks around

I can do so because I am not an Islamist who freaks out if he sees someone's uncovered wrist.

women are retards

Whatever. FYI, nudity isn't "outlawed" in the US. There are quite a few nudist camps and beaches for you weirdos to get together and admire each others' cocks in.

It's the same like in the sauna. You go nude into the sauna to sweat your soul out not to stare at other people.
You sound like a sexually frustrated teenager. You simply relax and don't care about the other people. If this is your jig you go there if don't you don't.

Because nudity in American media is almost only ever depicted in a sexual context, therefore its citizens over sexualize nudity.

>like sauna
Yeah, they have those at my local gym, all the old naked guys like to hang out there and the locker room hot tub. They're probably sucking each other off when the heteros aren't in there.

This

So is chasing off and or killing faggots, kikes and commie scum... And yet...

literally puritans

You're a communist scum

I am a teenager, 18 to be exact. And I got my parents to push for a uniform at school because im so fucking tired of these slutty things people wear. And i hate it even when men show skin like in a wifebeater shirt.

Well Americans have a weird gym culture with wrestling and gay dudes apparently

I am a Puritan, unfortunately this is not the case as we've lost power.

is this satire? no one can possibly be this autistic and insecure...right?

>be me
>go to Walmart
>Picture everyone there naked
>Throws up in mouth
>Nofap forever.

We are an impossibly ugly and fat group of people

You're trolling right? No one is ok with nudity unless your a freak who just wants to see naked women (or men)

>I am a teenager, 18 to be exact. And I got my parents to push for a uniform at school because im so fucking tired of these slutty things people wear. And i hate it even when men show skin like in a wifebeater shirt.
(You)

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We have niggers here in America and white males know that if we all started walking around naked it would not be beneficial to us.

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beautiful

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>Why is nudity outlawed in America?
It depends on what you mean and it isn't necessarily outlawed. It is handled differently in different states/counties.

For example, the Ohio supreme court ruled that a woman can have her shirt off in 100% of the same places a man can because breasts aren't genitals.

>really ugly white spot
Fuck of Ahmed

bbc is a myth

ask any gay bro

I'm actually closer to Chad than you'll ever be. True Chads don't find this shit attractive at all.

The Ohio supreme court is full of whiteknights and cucks

Yes, but you "had" it once, and the nudity taboo in America is a holdover from that time period.

You just made me feel more proud of myself.

We would be driving into things from being distracted by chicks on the sidewalks.
Basic hygiene, you really want to get gonorrhea, fleas or worse from sitting down on park bench or at a restaurant?
If you're still not convinced, picture your grandma naked.

raping children and killing people is also natural

>all the old naked guys like to hang out there and the locker room hot tub.
And here in Germany, a lot of people go to the sauna and steam bath area after you work out. I do too. I first swim, then do some Aufguesse (dude comes in to put perfumed water on the stones). Most people in my gym are young and well off (it is not cheap, 120 euros a month), so while you have a few fat people, most are actually ripped and young and most girls and women there are not bad looking either.

But as the other Hans said above, you fucking don't go to a sauna to stare at other people. You go there to sweat heavily. After you have been to a German sauna a few times, you forget about everyone else and concentrate on yourself and the heat.

You can’t figure that out now that you have feral migrants raping women in your streets?
We have niggers here. Nudity is outlawed so the niggers don’t chimp out and rape things.

>Nudity has no relation to sex

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Its curious how the less religious the US became the more taboo there is around nudity. Don't blame Christians for this.

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Shut up kike.

Sex is natural, too. So why aren’t there sex beaches? Sex related organs are covered up because sex is a taboo in the USA

muslims will put a stop to this degeneracy

control through shame and guilt self hate,

fucking tribes of judes

Americans are ugly enough with clothing

unironically this

As a Christian I take pride in the fact that nudity is banned. I am one of the most anti-nude people you'll ever meet. I think that short shorts should be illegal ,wifebeater shirts should be illegal ,exposing any cleveage should be illegal. I'm also anti-sex and think it should be illegal before marriage but thats too far for most.

soon it will banned in germany too bud, thanks to mummy merkel and her new kids

DEGENERATE end of story.

I broke up with a girl because she was nudist and I thought it was weird as fuck

>I'm actually closer to Chad than you'll ever be.
On Sup Forums
With a memeflag

Boy you still have some growing up to do.

Shart mart un-veiled
>shudder
But no, we're not all as compartmentalized as schizophrenia nation.

they have history of being prudish
>violence is okay
>tits are not
also look at their porn is basically jackhammer action
those guys are repressed as fuck

Yes but even as repressed as you are you rebelled by stripping naked anytime your parents left you alone and you feel guilty about it. LOOK AT THE PRUDE EVERYBODY

Disease. Nobody wants your sweaty balls dragging along the buffet counter Fritz.

Fpbp

>mummy merkel
I don't get it. The East Germans were really into the FKK thing too.

How do you know I did that? I'm only admitting this since it's anonymous on Sup Forums but yes I used to do that and jerk off. I realize it's degeneracy though.

there were, until AIDS

There a three within 15 miles of my house, and I live in the middle of fucking nowhere.

We have nude beaches in the USA but only weird degenerates go to them. They aren't outlawed, user. It's simply not the norm.

>How do you know I did that?
It takes one to know one.

>nudist beaches aren't degenerate sex orgies.
A simple search on youporn says your wrong.

..and because nudists don’t.

T. Seen too many ugly/fat nude people

Your a puritan as well?

You don't wanna see women that are way out of your league nude, so you call it degeneracy.
Classic beta male

>Sex is natural, too.
Sex is private. Nudity isn't. Look at tribes in Africa or the Amazonas or in Australia. They have little in terms of clothing, but they do not have sex with everyone watching - they go back to their tent or some remote part of their cave etc.

The only people who have sex with lots of others watching are people in porn... and interestingly enough, most of the "mainstream" porn people are in the US.

Nudity is only fetishised because it has become taboo.

It's restricted to nudist resorts. I love going. A real peaceful thing to do. Swim nude. See ugly and pretty people nude in the same place. Just nice all around.

No but my parents gave me the impression nudity was taboo early on.

not in 1st world nation's, Viking fag

Glad you found something about yourself that makes you proud. You’re 18 and don’t know jack shit, though. No worries, we’ve all been there, and some of us even grow up.

No. I don't want an infected asshole from sitting on a public bench or pubes in my salad. Its totally unsanitary. Cooks wear hair nets, but Im supposed to be ok with your butthole on parade. Fucking gross

fuckin meme flag. STOP.

natural is not the same thing as civilized.

it's natural to kill the offspring of the female you're breeding with if another male is the parent, pretty standard mammalian stuff from dolphins to apes, but we don't do it.

prude religious but also overly sexualized society can't handle NATURAL nudeness.

they know deep down that they are not the nation of god but the nation of sin, but they will deny it, even by force, to the death

Germans, you are degenerates, no wonder you are nudists.

>Sex is private. Nudity isn't.

Then why even bother wearing clothes in public? We have nude beaches in the USA, but only weird degenerates and college kids on spring break go to them. Apparently the USA is behind the cutting edge cultural spearhead that is Germany. Do you all walk around naked 24/7? I wish the USA could be as progressive as Germany.

nice. Which state? Florida?

>We have nude beaches in the USA but only weird degenerates go to them. They aren't outlawed, user. It's simply not the norm.
So what happens if you are nude on a non-nude beach? In Germany nothing happens, what happens in America?

When you leave a beach or arrive at a beach which is not a nude beach, how do you change from your street clothes to your bikini or swimming shorts? Can you just get naked right there and then put on the shorts?

I'm literally at the age where you know everything (before getting brainwashed by the Marxist indoctrination colleges) so grow the fuck up

And did they strip naked?

>You are edgy for not accepting degeneracy!
You talk like communists.

>I go to the beach to relax, not check out people's bodies.
fag

>Then why even bother wearing clothes in public?
Protection from the elements, from dirt, stones, water, sun etc. I think that is pretty clear, isn't it?

>In Germany nothing happens, what happens in America?

You are laughed at and told to put some clothes on because you're exposing yourself to little children.

>And did they strip naked?
No?

Exactly, standards, something that krauts do not have anymore.

>not identifying with old roman natural nudistic aesthetic depicting the beauty of the human body
fucking half-nigger mutts infecting italy. go home

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Italians are always getting their tits out m8 don't know what you're on about.
It's us bongs who are as prudish as the burgers.

>nudity isn't sexual
Look I'm not gonna act like we aren't stick up our ass prudes in some ways but you can't argue for that absolutely

because were a neo fascist Christian nation

>Yes goy let all the niggers and muslims stare at your daughter’s naked 14 year old body

Germans are absolutely pathetic.
If you think nudity is “natural” then you should have no problem with an alpha male like myself coming around and abducting your women after knocking you unconscious with a wooden club. It’s “natural” after all

all those 17th century prudes in this thread. christianity truly was the downfall of the old antique european god-society.

And the woman saw that the tree was good to eat, and fair to the eyes, and delightful to behold: and she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave to her husband who did eat. And the eyes of them both were opened: and when they perceived themselves to be naked, they sewed together fig leaves, and made themselves aprons.

We are past the Roman Empire, kraut. Fascist Italy has always been a fortress against such things. While Nazi Germany supported this degeneracy, we are different people. Infact I still wonder how in hell we could be allies.

I thought Anglos encouraged promiscuity?

You go to jail for showing your hairy knob to underaged girls (and that’s a good thing)

Yes we all thought you'd betray us earlier.