>*BOOM* *BOOM*
>*CRASH*
>ALRIGHT user, HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM, WE'RE HERE TO CONFISCATE YOUR ILLEGAL GUNS!
*BOOM* *BOOM*
Brandon Williams
Sebastian Parker
happened to me, except I didn't own any guns and it was for so called terroristic threats.
Noah Roberts
yell out my password for the voice commanded bombs i have placed all around my house. Problem solved.
John Taylor
That's what happen when you don't hide behind 10 VPNs user.
Serves you right.
Bentley Roberts
well its a good thing i don't own any illegal guns
Nolan Russell
Fuck off I am a well regulated one man militia.
Cooper Taylor
>not being behind 7,000 skeletons
James Hernandez
Second amendment is outdated now, modern times call for guns to be the exclusive property of state governments.
Tyler Hughes
Jackson Hall
>Allahua snackbar!
Detonates suicide vest
>enjoy my 72 virgins
?????
Profit.
Connor Foster
Samuel Gonzalez
I have claymores infront of every door goodluck
Ethan Murphy
>entire neighbourhood hears SWAT team crashing through my door
>they arm up
>news at 11: an entire SWAT team has been annihilated by residents of Buttfucksville
Zachary Roberts
what guns? i dont have any guns, lost em all in a horrific boating accident,
Michael Fisher
how did they get past the ieds i have on tripwires attached to my door and in the hallways?
Jonathan Morris
>bringing batons to a gunfight
lel
Dylan Cox
I lost them in a boating accident
Adam Turner
this post threatened me and put me in fear of my life.... no more 2A for you.
Thomas Gomez
Uhhh I am the government now
Luis Rogers
THIS IS WHY YOU BURY GUNS OUTSIDE OF TOWN
Jacob Evans
you're a big guy
Colton Ortiz
ok, but you can't touch my penis faggots
Elijah Lopez
>ORANGE MONKEY EAGLE
John Wood
Grenade