/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Tuck them Dry EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
youtu.be/Z3NN53iax24
>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
youtu.be/gPWzgPxvtJ8
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
youtu.be/ueRdKpbHZpA
>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
youtu.be/MyVOFm3ruDk
>StateDep Readout: Conversation w/Producers of Last Men in Aleppo 3/27/18
youtu.be/y6Ru2UJo1q8
>ICE Op in FL 3/27/18
youtu.be/Q5vCnF18A8k
>NATO Press Brief on UK attack 3/27/18
youtu.be/6jBv6AGtHlI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/27/18
youtu.be/YfT9npKWoFE
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/27/18
youtu.be/0z_K7dMqt34
>StateDep Video: Slave Day 3/27/18
youtu.be/kvjFhTIFq9A
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
c-span.org/video/?443143-1/
>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8

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Tfys

DRUMPF

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AWOO

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PLAGIARISED

It's a high energy awoovment!

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Diversity for thee but not for me

I hate educators so fucking much

>2 weeks without smoking dude weed

Going to try to sleep now, please don't wake me

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awoo my niggas

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What bullshit is going on today

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Aha, so burgers on toast are valid.

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>mfw tendies are done

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Trump is a rapist.

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>feel shame for being white
LOL NOPE!

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IN WHOS CLUTCHES

>
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>suicide weed

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Can't, now i hunger and it's not my fault.

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I unironically have a chubb right now

>tfw white

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>kikepheus is back

SIC HIM MCCAIN

He should rape you

new meme

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>no high end restaurant makes a vendetta burger anymore
Goddamn hippies all afraid of animal cruelty

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absolutely I do, just don't stop man
>mfw seeing these burgers
>can't believe they're real

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Not white

burgers on toast are valid
but only ground beef is a burger
for example a chicken burger is a burger with ground beef AND and chicken
what you posted is a chicken sandwich

You're Russian. You're used to starving.

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>me on the left

HANNITY
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Like, wow, man.

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Hmmm... I'll have to try this

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Wait are Italians white again?

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Hand over your guns, Drumpfkins. You can't fight the future.

Admit defeat.

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Hannity sounds nice today, lots of different topics.

My n..name is Ben

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>Wisconsin

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The Waldorf was clearly the best burger.

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does your family do anything for easter anons?

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HANNITY
youtube.com/watch?v=Py9tu6NmSlo
youtube.com/watch?v=Py9tu6NmSlo
youtube.com/watch?v=Py9tu6NmSlo

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Ask for the fries made crispy and you’ll never want them the normal and sometimes soggy way.

Post pups

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Heartburn central
Thas it

Here we go again...

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>apple butter and dijon mustard on the same sandwich
>apple butter on a goddamned burger
What is this.

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you know what i take that back, maybe
that might be chicken fried ground beef, in which case it would be a burger
is it chicken fried ground beef? or fried chicken like i thought

/sip/ here. this pic makes me so sad
DELETE

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>McMorpheous and Eva now both LARPing as McCain5
How buttblasted can you get?

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The pot pie was really good.

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Nah it was fried chicken. This, however, is pure beef patty on Texas Toast.

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/ptg/ is now arguing about sandwiches and burgers.

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Picture them nude, its quite comical.

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That’s a salad between slices of bread.

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What else is there to do

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I have never seen his wife before.

I saw your pic when i was at work. Do you have any pics of the finished product?

Pickles are the best part.

this is a sandwich approved by drumpf himself. DEFEND THIS!

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Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.

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NOBEL PEACE PRIZE INCOMING

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God wants us to pray the holy rosary for the consecration of Russia to his mothers immaculate heart, this will bring 25years of peace world wide, and killing satans rule..

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pic related is absolute truth

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Looks good but chilly would work too.

>grilled cheese
Defended.

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It's in the fridge now, I never took a picture after cutting into it.

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damn that burger has a lot of blue cheese

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That's peanut buttee and fluff.

All right, I had to search the archives for the other one. It's been bothering me all fucking day. I found it.

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I-i'll cook for you awoosya..

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Who will fall for it tonight, lads...?

WHAT ANNOUNCEMENT

look at Xi's face
he knows its over
they had to get on the phone and force Kim to make a visit to China
if it wasn't for that, Kim's first out of state meeting or first meeting with a head of state could have been with Donald Trump in SK

Sicilians are not, any italian will tell you this.
they are not white as in skin color, but they share the Caucasoid skull/features.

>HIS RATINGS ARE STAYING THE SAME...
>ITS NOT WORKING.
>WE MUST SCREECH ABOUT STORMY DANIELS SOME MORE!
>WE NEED TO MAKE HIS RATINGS PLUMMET.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESIST!

they'll give it to moon instead

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All drumpftards are having their guns taken! Surprise!

>posting literal obummer speech writer

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that looks like a grilled fluffernutter and those are a new england classic, red ME and NH confirmed

Until the wall construction begins or Trump goes to meet Kim we won't have much to talk about.

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no way, it doesn't violate traditional burger etiquette

>Tomatoes
>Lettuce = Arugula = a fucking leaf
>red onions
>Olives = Pickles = something bitter/tangy/pickled
I substitute jalapenos for pickles most often though
>Italian Dressing instead of mayo or BBQ sauce

The only thing odd would be the feta cheese but if blue cheese is acceptable on burgers than why not feta?
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>build wall
BUILD IT!

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this movie was dumb as balls

Looks good. next time take pic when you cut into it and post it here.

>Ben

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If you won't eat it, it'll just go to waste user...

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