What would the title of this book be in today's times?

What would the title of this book be in today's times?

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ONLY FAGGOTS EAT DICK

BY LUKAS STEVENSON

what the fuck is this a publication of there are no true scottsmen agruements

>not renaming french cuisine items to fit your political whims
freedom egg pie is an american tradition dagummit!

also what is quiche

Quiche is bro tier

A real man does what he wants without giving a shit about what other people think of him.

real men eat

there's nothing wrong with quiche

It's a baked egg dish often made in a pie dish. They're quite good, really.

you've mistaken bro for fag.

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>Real Men Need A License

Isn't quiche a scrambled egg pie with bacon bits, sasuage and cheese?
Maybe rename it to something not totally homosexs but still a good food.

(((FEIRSTEIN)))

Real Jews always lie. A quiche its like jesuschrist. No way theyll like it.

Real Men don't drink soy milk

"faggy american traitor wants to suck brit cock"

Real goyim drink soy.

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>written by bruce (((feirstein)))

Would probably be called

>REAL MEN DONT NEED GUNS
>A guide book for every good goy

Real Men Don't Eat Soy

Real men dont eat kale, done

bravo.

Quiche is dank as fuck
Gtfo shill

You can make all kinds of them. They're kind of like an abstract pizza-omelet. I'm partial to ones with spinach and fun cheeses.

>fun cheeses
Fag detected

Leafy greens are good for you, being a vegan faggot is not.

>fun cheeses
I bet you are partial to dick too

frumunda cheese?

What's a fun cheese?

Why would you take advice on being a man from a kike? Is there even an example of a Jewish male that is truly masculine?

Never tried dick before, but it's slightly concept. I think I'd prefer if I were super-flexible and could just try sucking my own a few times to see what it's about.

Ones that have actual flavor instead of processed shredded plastic and emulsifiers typical in the US.

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real men reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Immunities will not help you!

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Whats the problem with Quiche?
Why is it ok to eat Pizza but not Quiche?

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MEN EAT EGG AND BACON PIE DAMNIT

Not taking any chances

Look at all these Soyboys.

by

>bruce (((feinstein)))

what kind of faggot doesnt smoke high tar cigarettes.

i love tar

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>cast iron skillet on high
>finely chopped garlic, onion, sausage, maybe a little bit of diced potato, let that brown up
>your choice if you want anything else
>dollop of salsa
>can of baked beans
>whip up eggs, add milk, cheese, whatever while waiting for exiting concoction to simmer away
>stir in
>lower heat so it bakes in rather than fries

Now you can labor half the day.

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We Jews Will Tell You Goyim What is and is Not Masculine
by Bruce Feirstein

Look at this coocklet.

Enjoy never being loved.

T. Your girl would fuck me if I cooked her a meal.

Good goyim! Avoid eggs, they will raise your testosterone and toxic masculinity. Real men are secure enough in their masculinity to have Low T.

real men don't just eat quiche. they make quiche too

Pretentious omelette eating commie fags aren’t men..

of course it has to be written by a merchant

they hate quiche like they hate everything that is good in this world

Could a Jew invent anything as clever and artful as a soufflé? I think not.

Doesn't matter, it's a rule. Millenials literally can't compute. Oh you want to be a girl? You want to be this or that it
s the world that must change

"no"

I actually read this in a little store by a marina.

That was a great book in it's time. Lot's of men bought it.

real men eat quiche if they want to eat quiche irregardless of what tryhard wannabes think of it

no user no

Delicious

>being obese and drinking hop-filled estrogen-mimicking beer is "manly"
don't think so bucko

Real Men Don't Eat Soy

Quiche is omelette pie

I HATE GUNS AND I LOVE REFUGEES.
BY KEKSON DICKINSON

Real men don't drink soy....or watch CNN

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This.
Always do the opposite of what a Jew says.

nigger what in the fuck is wrong with quiche? sometimes you have too many eggs in the fridge, then you toss in some mushrooms, artichoke hearts, olives, maybe some bacon bits... ain't NOTHING wrong with a motherfucking quiche

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quiche is pretty good

I had to look up what quiche is, does this mean I am chad?

The entire book is about nitpicking popular culture, sort of like Maddox's writings from the late 90s and early 00s, before he became a failed e-celeb on YT.

I thought that was pretty much the essence of the book, the title isn't serious.

Real men don't fuc traps

Already exists, pic related

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Real Men Can Have A Uterus

>(((Feirstein)))

tfw you realize that every book, magazine article, movie, song, television show that you grew up with was written by a Jew