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Don't trust what i say.

You can trust me unlike the posters above.

You can trust poster above.

Remove Phos. Remove moonshits.

I want to fuck sensei

Where did you get internet on the moon, antarc?

>HUUUUUUUNNNHH?
>ORA ORA ORAAA

I want Karen to fuck me

What will it take to defeat the coolest gem?

>agent 47 attempting to lure a lunarian target

Phos is a cute and funny dork

Phos is a stupid asshole

One (1) moon boy.

Who is the badass on the left?

So far the authors biggest strength seems to be making cute faces.

Blue Zoisite

Phos is for cuddles.

Yellow Diamond got all of these gems killed

Golden cuddles

Mercury cuddles.

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Yellow got none of them killed, though.
Bluzo was Peridot's partner, Topaz - Sphene's, Chryso - Alex's.
Her partners are these ones.

Yeah, Phos is a total qt
Too bad she gets Nisioisin'd.

Phos managed to pack all of Yellow Diamond's 9000 years of mistakes into less than 500 days. The only thing YD failed at was failing.

Forget Lapis, Ruby looks like the real dick sucker.

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ghos5's aspect ratio seems

I'm really curious about how he got moon'd. Prequel spin-off when.

Obsidian is irrelevant.

Obusidian*

I want her to lose most of her body then be put back together using swords to make an Edward scissor hands like abomination.

That would probably make her happy. she seems a lunatic just all the other crafter gems

>u wot m8

Obsidian is cute!

>ywn talk weapons with this qt

I don't know, new vegas was awesome.

how would you translate "omae wa....." into something that an english speaker would actually use in that situation?
You doesnt just trail off ominously, its used in a "you asshole" where the following mean word has the emphasis.

> Body made of swords

Yeah, but all their best folks left.

Please world give me pink topaz for Christmas!

why don't phos throw away her inferior mineral body and embrace a new life as a perfect metal being

Cairn is gonna save us all from Phos.

pink topaz looks like she was the dumb cheerleader slut of the group

Pink Topaz was good at sucking because she had a wide mouth and no teeth

>raid boss appears
>tells everyone to stay away
wow such a battle genius

She is cute but not best gem.

>Goldie Platina

Trust me!

>I was only 403 years old
>I loved the Moon so much, I owned all the Pieces and Shiro Plushies
>I pray to the Moon every night, thanking it for the eternal life I have been given
>"Moon is love", I say, "Moon is life"
>My Sensei hears me and calls me a numbskull
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to the Moon
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face broke
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's the Moon Prince
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Our world is beautiful"
>He grabs me with his powerful ghost hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Prince
>He penetrates my gembutt
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Prince
>I can feel my gembutt tearing as my eyes start to gold
>I push against his force
>I want to please Prince
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my gembutt with his despair

I wish we saw more of Gold-chan.

I have this irrational fear of big things chasing human sized things around. I honestly could not get through Attack on Titan because of it. This episode was not fun. I'm going to see the giant Lunarian in my nightmares.

Im betting he based this cutie in Cinnabar.

What if there was a giant moonman outside your window right now?

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> Raid boss appears
> Choo choos directly to the newbie capital city
I see. So you were one of THOSE hunters who liked to summon exploding bomb pets in ironforge, user.

delete this.

In terms of monetary value, who is the most valuable gem?

The author really loves his sidemouths huh.

Jurassic Moon

I'm not sleeping tonight.

phos

Go suck some salt Ventri

Are human bones hard enough to be filed on concrete? asking just in case

Phos was probably the most valuable at first, then her value dropped first with the Agate legs, then with gold-platinum arms, then with Lapis' head, then maybe even more with the pearl

"you little..." seems closest, though I don't know if people ever say that outside movies, or even in Bort's situation.

sleep is unnecessary, just ask phos

The real spook is many tiny moonies hiding in your room

THE MOONIE WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

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>his

This plot-hole is annoying. Why did Phos forget about Aculeatus and the like when making the report about the ocean? She already lost her legs there.

She might not have told Sensei everything she knew purposefully. For example, she remembered the legs being part of a shell (and even remembered King giving them to her when Rutile found her at night), but didn't mention that in her report.

Clearly Bortz is made fom the bones of people who Balor-griefed in NWN.

Phos was only semi-conscious after losing a major part of her his body, he probably only remembers bits and pieces.

Maybe she didn't want to give out King after her kind act of not letting Phos be taken to the moon (by Aculeatus) and returning her ashore.

Maybe she couldn't identify them at the time, he had just lost a huge chunk of memories and two randos are tying her up

I too would prefer to forget Aculeatus because the quad legs freak me out

Moon dog

That knife block is missing a few slots

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Phos wasn't their whole self at the time

metals are opaque. her inclusions wouldn't get any light. plus she would be too soft.

Would you sacrifice your best friend to become the coolest kid in class?

This is my otouto Borutsu.
Say something nice about him.

Brot

Take your autism medicine bolt.

I want to cum on Bort.

sacrifice nobody? seems like a pretty good deal.

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I wanna nap under their hair like a blanket.

So hardness is strength and cleavage is endurance?

STR vs DEX.

Jade is not dex. She's just a tough ol' girl who can take a wallop. I guess endurance might also be construed as vitality.

so... where's she getting the material for the swords from

It's his cum. He masturbates a lot.

All sort of elements exist on the island, they just gather whats needed.

but these gems don't have any cleavage. We can only rate them on hardness

Does anyone have a screencap of the shot of Bort during the little staredown with Phos before they went on patrol?