Can we have a thread with stuff that yuropoors will never have?

Can we have a thread with stuff that yuropoors will never have?

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I don't get it.

a Space program worth mentioning

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Stay jelly yuropoors your cheese is trash compared to American and doesn’t even come in convenient aerosol can that you can eat while cruising down the highway in a big SUV.

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Why buy one when i can just rent one when i need one?

Dumb bait thread.

Slightly mad

we have water scooters to user

Yeah but I own them. As well as that fuel guzzling pickup truck to pull them. And I get to take them to a different lake if I or my friends schedules dictate as such.

forgot pic related

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lmao. Who needs flying cars when you can have spraytan cheese?

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too easy

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We're super jelly of you furiously hopping up and down.

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You're not wrong. We have a saying in the South at least that "it's better to have a friend with a boat than to have a boat".

May not apply to you, but that's how a lot of us see it. There's a not-insignificant amount of maintenance to consider when it comes to any watercraft.

What in the fuck? Is that a ball of centipedes?

They will never have a blown-out asshole from eating too much McDonald's. I say this as I'm literally phone posting from the toilet, blowing out my assholes.

As Marxism encroaches yes, the idea of ownership will be fleeting. But at least we still have that option, they don't even have that.

Euros don’t like owning stuff for whatever reason. Every single one I’ve met lives like a peasant except for the 3-5 things they can actually afford. Usually those 3-5 items are top of the line though. I guess you really have to want something in order to buy it over there.

comfy

We don't require water as a cushion user

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it would appear to be an adult centipede wrapped around a ball of babby centipedes

school shootings

Yeah, theirs happen at Commie camp.

you think we dont have jet skis? my god you people are fucking stupid

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I'd say they're doing alright in terms of expensive toys.
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>criticizing mass murder rates in other countries
>Beaner

fuck off carlos

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Where ya gonna ride them? The fucking ocean? Sure as hell not in your baby-ass lakes

Nigger free zones

erm yes the ocean you dumb cunt the uk is an island, KILL YOUR SELF.

Says the aft mexican

>stuff that yuropoors will never have
Morbid obesity and school massacres

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@all itt

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> I see a swastica
This place has ruined me

Wait i cant have that

Nope just massive terrorist attacks with no guns to defend themselves

tell me that shit is fluffy

>riding a jet ski in the ocean

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aye mate ive done it multiple times while ive been on holiday, your not inteliegent stop acting like you are, your a dumb mutt who thinks he is superior bcosmurica, let me spell it out for you, your thick as fuck mate, sorry...

>still trying to defend yourself
>being this fucking mad

lol keep crying, abdul.

Toothpaste has a point.

THEY COLONIZED MY FACE

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You’ve just misspelt “you’re” three times in a post calling someone else dumb lol.

i bet you havent even got blue eyes

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your flag is a fucking leaf

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Kek. Leaf freedom has to be done right. And no one does it better than Hummer and cheese whiz

>misspelling "intelligent"
wew

those fucking foot prints

Less than 50% of Britain has blue eyes.

Falling for this shit bait. Nice one

thanks for proving ops point bong

I mean, I have grey personally.

Imagine how much more we could get done for our own countries if you stupid, easily led children stopped the infighting for 5 seconds?

Driving a wedge between England/US/Canada/etc is a tactic. You people are all helping, congratulations. Donate some money to the Clinton Campaign while you are at it. Dumb kids.

Yeah we have 30+ days of vacation you pathetic losers

Are you kidding? Jet skiing on the ocean is way better than on a faggot lake.

>t. actually has a jetski and boat right outside.

Oi! Where's your posting license you cheeky wanker???

I was just trying to enjoy the bantz

We've won wars in the last hundred years

A Jetski ? Why can't we have a jetski ?

did you just make that up?
kek im sure i had it when i left the house guvna
grey is good enough i suppose

It’s real. UK is full of retards now.

Attacking shitty third world countries with barely any means to defend themselves does not count as winning a war.

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i'm throwing you one for catching all those idiots. morons newfags in full force tonight baby

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Europoors can't afford luxury items. It's not even just a meme, Americans genuinely have much more spending money to buy cool toys.

The jews won, not you retard.

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Okay then. Pip pip cheerio

Dad we beat Germany as did you. France did not though.
And we won the cold war (at the expense of becoming somewhat retarded and in debt)

jet skis are lame. do yuropoors surf though?

>Jews
>US government
What's the difference user?

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Kek

Yeah please let me know when you win these wars:
Korea
Vietnam
Iraq
Afganistan
Syria

>an we have a thread with stuff that yuropoors will never have?

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im 31, ive been retired for 8 years. suck my 56% nuts.

>being so stupid that you can't afford insurance
i got in a car accident that put me in coma for 14 days and hospital for 3 months i had over 1.2 million in bills. guess what? its called INSURANCE and its mandatory if you want to drive a car here. if you are too stupid to figure that out than it's your own fault.
i got you babe pic related. there was another thread where people were asking who anzu was. it blows my mind how fucking stupid people are. i'm bout to make a newfag welcoming image like the one Sup Forums used to have

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facehugger...

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so you double lost?

Is that cheap looking piece of shit supposed to be able to compete with a Dyson vacuum?

We won all of those wars Jacque

Do Euro beaches have dunes?

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So we won Algeria war then

Your people lost too you're just too proud and stupid to see it.

>Korea - not a win
We went to prevent communism from spreading to the south. We succeeded
>Vietnam
Yeah we fucked up. You lost there too though
>Iraq
Won the first one
>Afghanistan
Not winnable. The goal is to nation build just like with Iraq
>Syria
Not fully in it yet. Hopefully we don't wind up with a full scale invasion
Also you forgot Panama and Grenada. Both of those were really big. Had to teach Central/South America who own this hemisphere
So we've won 3 post WWII encounters plus cold war. Frogs got nothing

Excuse me 4 + cold war I forgot to count one of them

An endless stream of school shootings?

Um... that isn't right.

The eternal Aussie shit poster

Show us your brown eye...

can you run 70mph on the ocean?

>Can we have a thread with stuff that yuropoors will never have?
A non-white country?

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>A Jetski ? Why can't we have a jetski ?
how about ATV, dirtbikes and Polaris Razr's how many people have that fun shit?

And tell me, is your insurance affordable? I'm in top level medical & hospital cover (single adult, not family) and it costs me $170 AUD per month - so about $150 USD. Am I being ripped off?

share it when you do make it id like to see it
excellent shit post

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you can even buy a 2018 model of this old tech bike.

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>Room and Care
>428,733
So they purchased an apartment and hired a maid?

...but if i post my dick I will have to change my IP.

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