Im serious, what the fuck is the obsession with soy. They act like its fucking ambrosia

Im serious, what the fuck is the obsession with soy. They act like its fucking ambrosia

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Fuck off retard

I'm pretty sure he's sponsored by these soylent guys. I don't think there's much else to it.

Just another hipster fad

fpbp

Do you feel like he SOYLED your feewings?

t.soylent guzzler

>They act like its fucking ambrosia
It tastes like shit.

Sickening

this soy shit is the cringiest shit on pol right now. it ceased to be fun like... months ago. its weird because this place is usually insanely good at memes. even kek who was super popular got dropped the minute it was cringy

Vile if it's like soya milk. I took one sip once and it's beyond belief horrible. How it could be considered as food I don't understand.
I've got that gene that makes coriander taste like washing up liquid though, might be that the gene protects me vs soy by making it taste like lepors rancid jism.

If you've not figured out that we're being fucked with constantly i don't even know what to tell you

Notice his mouth is agape ready to receive his neighbors phallus.

awww, did the poor leaf not like my post?
Why are you here?

Boisoi

Well he is sponsored by Soylent so it actually make him money. So that might have something to do with it.

I pretty much drink Soylent 7 times a day
>Gained weight
>Lost fat
>Look better
>Feel better
>Save time and sanity from going to grocery store

I still go out and eat at restaurants on my days off. But Soylent makes life way more convenient for me

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Fun fact that soy boy in the OP is actually a Turkish actor.

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gib us soy.

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you and I both know this is bullshit

soylent green turns them into brainless zombies

>Stolen sex slave gene's
>Turkish
No
mikedashhistory.com/2015/01/15/blonde-cargoes-finnish-children-in-the-slave-markets-of-medieval-crimea/

Why? It's just a drink full of carbs, protein, minerals, vitamins etc. It's soy, rice, beets, etc.

Please don't tell me you are a brianlet and think Soylent is just soymilk

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> Hey goys, er I mean guys, stop like making fun of people who put gmo-produced phytoestrogens into their bodies, k?

>going to bat for soy

>hairless chest
>no defintion on arms or man boobs
>big nipples
>no facial hair
ya really convincing diet you got there

The ocean's dying, plankton's dying...

It's people.

the op picture is jesse cox
he is extremely overweight
youtube.com/user/OMFGcata/
actually entertaining except for acting like a soyboy beta because all his friends are

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Soy boys need to hang from trees

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

noice

>Proceeds to drink dairy milk (mammal estrogen vs plant estrogen
>eats cheese
>doesn't work out
>masturbates to porn
If you have never caught a girl checking you out, then you are beneath me

>hairless chest
I was 18 in that pic, and I had shaved what little I had.
>no defintion on arms or man boobs
pic
>big nipples
I used to be fat, but okay
>no facial hair
Never does Trump

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top lel

>comparing yourself to trump
Trump is a fat boomer

And me shaving is no indication of a lack of T

Post your T levels or shut up

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>being this autistic over your test level
What an insecure faggot

This image of my bulge is now permanently imprinted in your mind. You just got mind cucked

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Top lel, saved

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>Being low T

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Soy is cheap and is in practically everything.
Soylents are just an extremely cheap drink to make you feel full. It's just a diet fad.

Yeah, its totally like Ambrosia if it had the added effects of giving Heracles (Fuck off with that Hercules shit) massive bitchtits and made him lose all his gains.


The digits confirms it, they are probably sponsored to drink that liquid jizz.


Would be hilarious if it came to a situation where Soyniggers became like crack addicts, doing sexual favors (blowjobs) just to feed that there soy addiction.

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shutup fag

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That bitwit guy looks exactly like OP

t.soyboy

Paul Watson is Cointel pro to do just this

Drinking gallons of that soy a year eh?

>no T
>posts his dick
Yeah,you are hella gay

they know it pisses you off and they think they are getting some kind of super nutrient that you fail to recognize. it seems to model the i know something you don't mind set

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soylent is poison, just not because of the soy.

Sides in Orbit

Zombies

soylent green movie aka mind control

you're just looking at programmed zombies

I literally can't even laugh at the blacked shit it's so fucking disgusting

I didn’t really believe the memes were that real until today. Was watching some guy on Twitch play far cry to see if it looked good and he had a fucking Soylent t shirt on. He was drinking it too.

>been eating pic related everyday for like a year
>start to notice chest fat is more pronounced than when I started cut for summer last year
> begin fasting lose weight expose abs
> chest still the same size
>ohshitit'sgyno.png
> despair over having been fucked by the BPA Jew
> begin to plan suicide

Can I get rid of this shit by dry fasting? There must be somebody who got gyno from Soylent then woke up and got rid of it.

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He also had an emote where the picture was as wide of a mouth as possible and would consistently open his mouth super big in the more “awe inspiring” moments of the game.

It's not that they love soy, it's that they hate cooking cleaning, grocery shopping and putting effort into taking care of themselves.

There isn't even much soy in soylent compared to corn.The only reason it's even named Soylent is because the free publicity from people stupidly comparing it to Soylent Green.

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Lift some fucking weights. Do push ups. Sprint.

No soylent in Vietnam.
But Ensure is a popular meal replacement drink. Only post surgery patients drink it.

Please give us a picture, or the link to the video. Thank you!

I don't understand the obsession with soy
It tastes like cardboard if you don't use a ton of spices, and even then it barely tastes like meat

You know liquid fat is called "oil" right? Literally the only difference between fat and oil is the temperature it solidifies at. Oils are liquid at room temperature, fats are solid. And consuming fats/oils doesn't inherently make you fat, which is the entire basis for keto.

There's literally nothing you can do about gyno once you've got it other than try to hide it by building up your pecs or getting your tits surgically reduced.

it's bizarre, the soyboy has born on Sup Forums during the Nintendo Labo shenanigans where it spread to Sup Forums and other places, and "soyboys" assumed that if the right wingers hate it it means they should go and drink soylent

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Jamal took this picture right before ejaculating.

what is soylent?

Soylent has vanilla flavoring added to mask the taste. I hear the latest version tastes more like corn than anything because it contains a lot of corn maltodextrin.

Yeah if I didn't already know that was the common opinion I wouldn't have even asked the question. like, well I guess I better save up 5,000 bucks get cut into cuz I ate too much Hormel chili, main ingredients are soy and BPA. Probably pick up a cool opiate addiction on the back end. Women don't seem to notice. That's what is the most infuriating. Now I'm crazy and I'm the only person that sees the gyno tits.

>liquid fat goes straight to fat reserves
nani the fuck

I don’t remember, sorry. He was a fairly popular streamer. Had about 600 people watching. They were giving out a few copies of the game.

so from what i see here
It's something you drink instead of eating real food?

Yes

Yeah. It's a soy protein shake with added vitamins, minerals and fats. It's a meal replacement.

Pretty much everyone in America is getting fat. The new average in America is still considered overweight in Japan and other countries that aren't as cucked as ours. Most people here eat so much processed shit that you realize you've got bitch tits, but most people are still either blissfully ignorant or not willing to tell you because everyone's getting used to walking on eggshells all the time.

i dont understand why people who drink soylent dont instead drink whey with whole milk. it's like 700 calories if you pour a 20g helping of whey into 24 oz of whole milk

I don't drink either, but I would assume it's because it probably has a wider variety of nutrients than whey and milk.

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Because that's lacking in nutrition compared to what soylent advertises. Soylent at least tries to be filling. Have you ever had a diet of nothing but milk and whey for days on end?

>make fun of the left for drinking plant estrogen
>proceeds to recommend drinking mammal estrogen (in way higher amounts)

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>Have you ever had a diet of nothing but milk and whey for days on end?
no, what are the effects?

Protein farts are deadly

Milk also contains testosterone and growth hormones, something soy lacks.

I imagine you'd be really fucking hungry.

>testosterone
[citation needed]

>growth hormones
Baby cow growth hormones dude.

Is Whey+Milk more protein than Soylent at equal kcal?

soy leaf

70s fridge

Cholecalciferol?

Methylcobalamin?

Adenosylcobalamin?

Nascent Iodine?

>Soylent at least tries to be filling

it's 80% canola oil. that's not '''trying''', that's just duping manchildren into chugging cook prep

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bitch tits bitch tits bitch tits does that term bug you. I swear it was invented by gyno surgeons.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

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There are issues in your country that deserve more attention than a bunch of fags with their mouth open drinking soy

I wouldn't expect less from a leaf

80% is a gross overestimate. And you're not a manchild for not wanting to cook or clean. It used to be the woman's job to do all the cooking and cleaning. You lived with your parents until your late teens or early twenties, then you'd get married. Now more men than ever are getting to be middle-aged with no sign of ever getting married, at least not to someone who'd bother to do any cooking or cleaning, leaving men to not only to work a full time job to support themselves, but to do all the women's work too. Most men can't be bothered to do anything more than pop something into the microwave, so they might at least get something healthy without putting any effort into it.

The execution of Soylent is terrible, but the idea is great.

Shit nigga, them big words is scary! If I can'ts reads them I shouldn't eats them!

They give you the cheap stuff in that.

Jesse Cox is a faggot soyboy.
Have any of you fellas seen the “are traps gay” meme at his convention?

>Be mentally disabled fag
>breathe air
OMG GUYS DON'T BREATHE AIR LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

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>Progressive $oyBoy
>Drink from a plastic bottle
Are they hate our Green Planet?

>Green Planet
It's really more blue than anything.