Why is Asuka dating Mari?
Why is Asuka dating Mari?
Jonathan Brown
Charles Perry
Because it's pure
Hudson Roberts
how is being molested by your grandmother pure?
Colton Smith
"Oh, Asuka... you've got a massager~"
Mason Rivera
"That's not a massager."
Lincoln Cox
I'm so glad that Asuka and Mari are dating, it finally puts an end to shitty Asukafag LAS crackshipping.
Leo Scott
>grandmother
user please, Mari is a cute mystery.
Hudson Thomas
>GTAIII reference
Goddammit.
Leo Lewis
She's not, Mari is just a sexual predator.
Hunter James
No, because she is dating me. ME!
Adam Walker
Isn’t Asuka supposed to represent how foreign a relationship with your wife is? Why are they in a happy relationship?
Jeremiah Anderson
well Shinji is otherwise occupied!
Kevin Howard
Asuka was never Shinji's girl, and thank goodness.
Chase Campbell
she cannot date anyone else. Shinji is fag, and Kaiji is killed by watermelons.
Jayden Perry
This.
Connor Thompson
Because they have a good rapport.
Ryan Powell
>have major roles in 2/3 films
>still know fuck all about mari
Why? Do they even care anymore? Is she literally just for merch?
Brandon Perez
YURIFAGS GET OUUUUUTTTTT
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lincoln Scott
...
Isaac Butler
Anno: "So yea I have this idea for a new character, her name is Mari, and you guys can fill in the rest"
Logan Morgan
Never.
Colton Davis
THEM GUYS: "But we can't be bothered filling in the rest"
ANNO: "Never mind, just draw her and shove her into the movie"
Colton Parker
Best couple right here.
Matthew Rodriguez
Asuka would never kiss that filthy toilet!
Connor Green
They're both a filthy toilet...