/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GOTTA BAKE FAST EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
youtu.be/Tku7hLHbiZY
>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
youtu.be/ueRdKpbHZpA
>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
youtu.be/MyVOFm3ruDk
>StateDep Readout: Conversation w/Producers of Last Men in Aleppo 3/27/18
youtu.be/y6Ru2UJo1q8
>ICE Op in FL 3/27/18
youtu.be/Q5vCnF18A8k
>NATO Press Brief on UK attack 3/27/18
youtu.be/6jBv6AGtHlI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/27/18
youtu.be/YfT9npKWoFE
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/27/18
youtu.be/0z_K7dMqt34
>StateDep Video: Slave Day 3/27/18
youtu.be/kvjFhTIFq9A
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
c-span.org/video/?443143-1/
>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/23/18
youtu.be/JcQKr6TJax8
>FLotUS Melania @2018 Intl Women Of Courage Awards 3/23/18
youtu.be/8ymA5IPlY9A
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Atlanta GA 3/23/18
youtu.be/b8uNttr6-F4
>VP Pence w/Annie Moore in WVa 3/23/18
youtu.be/3YdFby7y6D8

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There is literally nothing wrong with circumcising your child.

>WAHHHHHH I HATE BUYING LOW PRICED GROCERIES WITH FREE SHIPPING
>WE SHOULD TAX THEM BILLIONS SO OUR CARTS WILL BE MORE EXPENSIVE TO FEED TYRONE AND FRIENDS
Drumpfaggots are truly stupid.

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SLOW BAKE! JOE ALMOST WON

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Do better, user

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Dogs make fine pets.

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you aint gettin yo foskin back niga
stop shitting up dez treds with you wining
and 4gen is a scam, stop givin dem monoe

>Jeff Sessions has said the FBI's speed on document procurement is "unacceptable"

This is it, the moment we've been waiting for. He's revving up. All Hell's about to break loose now. Brace yourselves. It's coming.

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>id
Nice try, Department of Justice.

>WAAAAH I CAN'T GET OFF MY FAT ASS AND GO TO THE STORE

>id DOJ
Back to sleep with you, Jeffy.

Dogs are vile creatures and make for good target practice

Thanks for baking fren, was shoah'd by work unexpectedly

No bully baker, he stepped in with no warning to cover the last two threads

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Why is Amazon stock plunging?

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Katy Turd is a beautiful womyn.

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There's also nothing wrong with sending your kind to gas chambers, Mosse McShekelbergstein.

why would i not want them to be de-loused?

In other news today is a good day. The CIAniggers got stopped from doing a false flag. They had a DOD concealed carry permit.

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>Keith Olbermann was here

Sorry, I was juggling it with a phone call at work. I had to keep my baking clipboard separate from my work clipboard so that took a bit.

Awoooo my niggas

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Electric chair then.

Unironically the Trump Curse.

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Couldn’t glow any brighter if they wanted to

>>Jeff Sessions has said the FBI's speed on document procurement is "unacceptable"
it’s too fast for the old man.

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I saw this last thread. Who stopped them? How?

>Keith Olbermann was here

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This place is going to be really fun when it goes hyperdrive

Haha, Zuck won't go talk to Parliament and they're gonna shit down his neck at the EU. Facebook is DONE people, DONE. Now that the Yuropoors have an excuse and a mob they'll kill the business model and Facebook won't be able to meet revenue needs.

Gross, would rather have the good MSNBCCCP whore

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>He's revving up.
He'll be back in bed by supper.

Nice double doubles though.

Arizonawoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Reminder, if your state doesn’t end in an A, you simply cannot awoo as well as us Alphas.

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He turned himself in to the cops to avoid getting COMPED.

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POP POP
Watching doggies drop

Why are you against immigration again?
The helpful Mr. Brownstein explains why that's foolish

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That's fine, I'm not into literal whales.

Local police.
lowellsun.com/breakingnews/ci_31760938/texas-man-facing-weapons-charges-after-he-calls

*blocks ur legislative agenda*

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Even with her stroke eye she wasn't that bad looking not too long ago. She hit the wall fucking fast.

>Be communist bug man
>Hate Trump for his policies

>Also Communists bug man
>Shill for the largest company in the world because they push your Marxist agenda while exploiting low wage labor markets and killing local economies

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I was only complaining for the sake of complaining

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MAGA

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>Arao, chief executive of Ronin Tactical Group, a federal firearms licensee, also used that company's Instagram account to sell firearms, the indictment alleges
What's with all these feds lately?

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Fuck off that's just an argument to kill Welfare

What happened?
How did this data thing hurt fb so bad?

>implying I posted her for you

Leftism is a hell of a drug

>lately

Stop being so whalophobic.

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It helped evil non-liberals.
That's literally the reason.

>immigrants are critical to the financial stability
>low skill illiterate laborers are critical
>21 century will be ruled by automation
They'll be the death of our country.
>(((Brownstein)))

I.e. Hispanic immigrants are nice enough to care of old white people and won't throw them into nursing homes or euthanize them like whites

interesting story

I heard another black person got shot. Can anyone give a quick rundown?

On last nights Tucker episode he showed a pic of this kike rubbing his hands

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Chicago is a Hell of a city.

>trying to funpost
Don't remind me

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>Nigger got shot
>Nothing of value was lost.
rundown complete

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He dindu nuffin

if low skill and low educated will make a country rich, why isn't mexico or other shithole countries richer than the USA?

Neocon lady on Fox News just said the only solution to the North Korea problem is for Kim Jong Un to “go away and kill himself”.

It’s good to know that Fox is taking the rational angle here. Never negotiate. Just threaten murder.

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What a pile of bullshit. They're welfare niggers to the core.

Trump vs GOP

youtu.be/I8R50nvv5gc

>items 5.
jesus
reads like a movie script

Republicans did something liberals called smart but now it's evil. Facebook is trying to subtly ban conservatives to save themselves but they've drawn the ire of the leviathan and now it will know the Zuck flesh for eternity.

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BEEP BEEP
AMERICA'S FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT COMING THROUGH

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>kill himself
>murder

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Zuckerbergs shenanigans have repercussions all across tech.

If new privacy legislation passes shit could go down.
There are also some monopoly concerns with the whole foods acquisition.

Amazon despite Bezos shenanigans is probably worth investment.

Also a lot of people just midlessly throw their money in FANG Futures/ETF and want to limit exposure.

I'm still very long Amazon. but I don't have the account size to be trading this beast also their is limited liquidity in it

I imagine the salt of a straight, white, family oriented woman becoming president will be saltier than Trump

>check the name
Imagine my shock

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Now we know the fbi has a weed problem. They fucked.

I wouldnt want a female president even if she is conservative

>*Expelliarmuses away your gun*
bet you didn't think that could happen, did you trumpies

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>Amazon despite Bezos shenanigans is probably worth investment.
The second the FTC even looks at them their stock will drop by at least a third.

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>the neocon angle is “kill yourself or we won’t talk to you”.
>/btg/ Boomer Talk General approves of this

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when she said asian I'm retry sure she like all europoors meant muslims, you dumb 56% retard

I'm waiting for Trump to appoint a straight white Christian woman to replace RBG, and she casts the deciding vote repealing Roe v Wade

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>8 years of mummyposting

Mrs. Nauert No

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>Item has arrived in Canada and was sent for further processing.

FUCKING CANADAPOST TRYING TO STEAL THE HAT

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>school is filled with armed students and teachers
>is protected from school shooters
Really makes me think

>I hate the free market n shieeet
>I hate space exploration and shieeet
>I hate cheap prices n shieeet
>I hate creating jobs n shieeet
>I love government deep in my ass n shieeet
>I love giving mo' money to welfare n shieeet
The absolute state of Drumpfiggers.

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The FTC is looking into them.

>world of magic
>somehow, everyone isn’t on fire or vaporized
These minds soaked long in fiction need to think this through a bit more.

Every fuckin time

for the memes and Heather content alone I would support it, but if we're gonna be buzzkills and be honest, women shouldn't be anywhere near administration or political power. the only reason women work in Trump's government is because hes an alpha male and chooses traditional submissive women that are good at following his orders.

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Isnt being able to disarm someone from a distance itself a weapon?

>amazon employs hundreds of thousands of Americans
>trump decides to attack Amazon
Make America unemployed again

>Liberal projection: The post.

How bad do the awoo's feet smell?

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>government agency that is dealing with a virus
wtf

I was only kidding, but yeah, a woman shouldn't be POTUS

Literally nobody cares. What is the EU going to do about anything? They can’t even jail Muslim rapists.

>>amazon employs tens of thousands of H-1B poo in loos
FTFY. End the H-1B entirely and send them all the fuck back.

>...and then Roy Moore said "fuck Mitch McConnell"

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(((They))) can’t allow you to gain it’s power.