Character is sick

>Character is sick
>Clears up in 24 hours
What the fuck?How come it's like this in every fucking SOL? It always takes a week minimum for symptoms to stop.

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24hrs works for me, stop being a fag.

You're not allowed to miss more than one day of school/work in Japan.

Are we talking viral and bacterial? One week, nigga.
Lest you strive to be a walking fucking plague.

>NEETs not knowing about sick days
you can't just not go to work for weeks in the real world

Viral diseases stop being contagious by the time they show symptoms.

Why call it a sick day if you're still sick when you go into work?
I thought wage slaves got sick days so they wouldn't make their fellow employees sick, not so they can take a nap for one out of the seven days they're sick and contagious for.

t. African Witch doctor

If you're not able to recover in one day and need more than 2 weeks of sick days in a year, you are legally considered disabled in America.

I want to work for this titty monster.

>If you're not able to recover in one day
So if you're a human being?
>need more than 2 weeks of sick days in a year
So if you get sick more than two times in one year?

It isn't fair how perfect she is. This character was literally made for me.

She would hate my guts.
Shimizu did NOTHING wrong.

Actually it's the goddamn opposite. To make you produce more mucus and sneeze it all over the place is how the pathogens proliferate.

>Watching Watamote
>Tomoko passes out at school
>Has to go back to class after waking up
No wonder Japanese people are so depressed

It varies from person-to-person.
When I get sick, it's usually bad for a few days or up to a couple weeks sometimes. Some people clear up after 24 or 48 hours, just certainly not from the dramatic sicknesses in anime.

It's to compensate for being on their deathbed by just having a cold.
If you get a cold, you could die, but if you survive you will be sick only for one day.

>It always takes a week minimum for symptoms to stop.
A lot of hot tea, some extended sleep time and some paracetamol in my system always helps me.

It's why they wear masks when sick.

Also, it's important to remember that in japanese culture it's more important to have the appearance of doing work instead of the results of work. You're expected to sit at your desk doing useless tasks until the boss leaves work. And the boss leaves work after his boss leaves work. Crap productivity and unpaid overtime is standard.

get your immune system checked, then haul your ass back to work before you get fired

sounds like a miserable place

>healthlets when will they learn
I bet you get sick more than once a year

I'm sick once a year worst case scenario but I recover for a full week.

This is true of any job

get healthy son, it shouldn't take you a whole week to kick a regular cold

>tfw haven't been sick in years
Feels good to be /fit/

Your immune system is shit. I rarely get sick in the first place, but even then I can't remember the last time I was sick for more than two days.

> 7 days to recover from a cold
Eat an orange, FFS. The common cold is 24, 48 hours tops. A really bad flu is 3-5 days. If it takes longer than that, let nature run its course

The worst period of a cold usually clears in 24 hours, 48 at most.

Same, not even /fit/ tho
I've had a single fever once in the past 4 years. No being sick otherwise.
Fever passed in like 2 or 3 days.

OP never said that he needed a week for a cold though. I'm assuming he was talking about something else, because if you need a week for a cold you are kinda fucked.

>It always takes a week minimum for symptoms to stop.
>Viral diseases stop being contagious by the time they show symptoms.
Being a doctor and reading this thread is suffering.

When I'm sick I never take a day off. I come to work knowing that I'll ruin the productivity of other workers which will improve my rating in comparison to theirs. I was sick with the flu after my vacation and within a couple weeks at least half the people in my office had taken sick days.

Please teach us the proper knoweldge, Doctor-San!

Thanks doc.

I'm not sure I'd take medical advice from Fran

>tfw immunity is so active, it attacks my joints and thyroid gland

My body hates itself.

So what manga is this from?

Doctors kill more people than car accidents do yearly.

Beautiful Female Superior Takizawa-san

Thanks

>"Yeah we dunno what the problem is, put a bandaid on it/take some motrin and come back in if it gets worse. That'll be $300 lol"
You deal in death and I don't trust a single word you say you slimy bastard.
I hope you have a bad day because you're a bad human being.

What if he's not a doctor from your clearly very awful country, but an actual decent medical professional and human being? What if, instead of every single member of a profession being evil, you just live in a terrible place?

>it's somehow your doctor's fault that there are gaps in medical knowledge

>being a SEAmonkey

I live in the USA, the thought people from countries outside of mine browse Sup Forums is sickening.
Also clearly doctors are all evil. They profit off of death and suffering, they kill more people than any other source.

It's the doctors fault for charging me $300 for fucking nothing the greedy slimy bastard.
Look at that fuck's original post, he's spreading false info so people interact whilst contagious with a virus, and thus doctors get more patients and make more money off people's suffering.

I'm American you cunt.

I'm with you in my heart, user. But every case is different, you can't prejudge user m.d. for his coworkers.

>Doctors kill more people than any other source

I fucking HIGHLY fucking doubt that, given that they're in the business of saving lives. Given that the profession's increased grasp of medical knowledge over the years has prevented deaths from preventable disease on a phenomenal scale.

I usually clear up in 1-2 days user. Every now and then it’s longer than that, but it’s extrememly rare for me. The last time I was sick for an entire week, I was in middle school

So are cooks and chefs evil because they make money off of hunger?

>I live in the USA, the thought people from countries outside of mine browse Sup Forums is sickening.

They don't cause hunger, they alleviate it.
Doctors cause suffering and do their minimal to alleviate it.

Fair enough.

>It's the doctors fault for charging me $300 for fucking nothing the greedy slimy bastard.
That's right, user. Because first thing doctors learn is how to suck more money from patients.

General times to cure out a disease. If you need longer, consult a doctor. Your autoimmune system is shot, and you may have HIV/aids.
Harmless fevers: 12-24 hours
Common cold: 1-2 days
Pneumonia and the likes: 3 days
Broken bones: 4-6 days
Cancer: 1-2 weeks
Decapitation: up to a month

And how many lives do they save in comparison to most professions, asshat? Also, a doctor has no fucking control over how much a medicine costs or how much insurance companies decide to pay for it.

As an American, I find your entire post sickening and embarrassing. Do you live in some boonie ass state like Alabama or something? Or do have to actively work at being retarded?

Massachusetts
I bet you're a cityfaggot like the ones who ruin this State

America has a serious problem with doctors prescribing too many drugs. In general, doctors earn money from giving you treatments. In my own country, it's pretty much established that we get way too many operations. Of course, families of physicians have significantly fewer operations done on them than normal people.
I wouldn't go as far as that USfag as to claim that doctors are the real problem, but the system is flawed and the doctors are doing their part.

So doctors cause sicknesses and before doctor no one ever got sick. Yea no, you’re fucking stupid dude

>So if you're a human being?

What the hell kind of disease do you have of you need more than a day or two of rest.

Of course it’s flawed and your post is reasonable. That guy is fucking insane though. Fuck it doesn’t matter what profession it is, you’re always going to have shitty people exploiting the system and people who just want to do good.

Ah yes when I want to do something good I become a blood sucking vile doctor only good for bringing suffering down upon the populace.
Me not doing my research and realizing this profession is clearly harmful to everyone involved isn't me being a bad person, though! I'm just stupid, so that makes it okay. Good (stupid) people are always involved in evil operations!

I’m from Texas fucko, I’ve seen the worse of the middle of assfuck nowhere and you sound just like the retarded rednecks out there. They are all as dumb as fucking rocks and usually live to their 50s tops.

Ad hominem the post
I don't give a fuck.

Research isn’t 5 minutes of googling to find 2 retarded “””articles””” amongst millions that conform to your world view. You sound like one of the retards that think vaccines cause autism.

That's not what ad hominem means you mongoloid.
Ad hominem is when your ENTIRE point is just an insult. Try to take away the insults from his posts and see if the actual point still remains. Does it? It's not ad hominem.
Take my first sentence for instance. If you removed "you mongoloid", the point of "That's not what ad hominem means" still remains. Thus, it's not ad hominem, but just a normal insult.

Enjoy being retarded and inevitably dying from something that’s easily treatable once your immune system starts to degrade.

>he doesn't recover in a day

>Also, a doctor has no fucking control over how much a medicine costs or how much insurance companies decide to pay for it.

No, that is wholly dependent on THE PAYMASTER

>You sound like one of the retards that think vaccines cause autism.
They do, though.
Are you just trolling at this point?

>I live somewhere. You remind me of so and so.
No point in his post when the insults are removed. So it's ad hominem by your own definition.

Enjoy wasting hundreds of thousands of dollars in your lifetime on useless shit making evil men rich.

>Ad hominem is when your ENTIRE point is just an insult.
No. An ad hominem is rejecting the opponent's argument based on who your opponent is. It doesn't matter if you have a real argument besides your ad hominem. That doesn't undo the ad hominem.
In this particular case though, I think it's more a case of just a general insult and not an ad hominem. The other guy is just making claims and not delivering very much in the way of arguments to be rejected after all.

> (From Wikipedia) Influenza's effects are much more severe and last longer than those of the common cold. Most people will recover completely in about one to two weeks, but others will develop life-threatening complications (such as pneumonia).
Sup Forums : people talking very confidently about shit they don't know anything about.

>They do, though.
Based on a single "study" by one fucktard who got his license revoked when real doctors took note of his "work".

>replies to a post talking about the cold
>with a quote that literally says its not about the common cold
Sup Forums - you being a fucking retard

>real doctors
You mean untrustworthy, lying murders who wring pennies out of pockets?
Real doctors who also claim that mutilating a baby boy's penis will prevent him from getting STDs?

Not him, but where I live we've got these things called general practisioners (or family doctors), which is exactly as he described. Bunch of overpaid baffons who constantly cry to the gubernment about not enough money to run their shitty "practices".

I have actual respect for doctors who work in proper hospitals and treat actual serious illnesses and do operations on some pretty dope cases.

If vaccines cause autism, then 90% of society would be autistic at this point.

>Real doctors who also claim that mutilating a baby boy's penis will prevent him from getting STDs?
I don't think I have seen that claim made yet. Care to share a link?

I'm sorry if you can't read:
>A really bad flu is 3-5 days. If it takes longer than that, let nature run its course

I want to be vet rather than human doctor because humans are awful

>then 90% of society would be autistic at this point.
Look at the world. Look at it.
90% of society IS autistic.

Defenses of circumcision.
Doctors practically get off on circumcision.

Well.. yeah.

I'm not sure you understand what "link" means.

This is why you got bad rep, burgers.
I'm sorry you have to put up with people like him.

Google defenses for**

I'm not sure if you're one of the faggots who begs for sauce in OPT threads when the manga's name is in the filename.
Oh wait, I'm pretty sure.

Are you incapable of fucking typing a single fucking word into google? Google "circumcision" you fucking helpless infant.

>Google "circumcision" you fucking helpless infant.
I did. I can't see shit.
You are making a strange claim and then you're refusing to provide source for it. I'm sorry, but the burden of providing proof is on you with this.

Guys, I think we might have found someone from the ancient times that actually remembers what trolling means.

articles.latimes.com/2011/oct/04/news/la-heb-circumcision-20111004
huffingtonpost.ca/sheryl-saperia/infant-circumcision-canada_b_1646749.html

Literally the first two results on google you worthless bottlefed infant.

>Strange claim
Yes, circumcision is so common in America because Doctors don't defend it! That makes perfect sense. Totally.

This.
I very rarely get sick, but fuck me if I do get that fever, I'm out of commission for a week sweating and vomiting at home

you need someone to nurse and hold your hands

Thanks.
I googled the guys in question and they're apparently actual physicians. Consider me flabbergasted. I guess people will claim anything if enough money is offered to them.

>Yes, circumcision is so common in America because Doctors don't defend it! That makes perfect sense. Totally.
I thought it was a hygiene thing, what with Americans being so prudish they have trouble teaching their children how to wash themselves properly.

Yeah. The only reason I was circumcised was because the doctors pushed my parents in that direction listing all the "positives".

I wish i was circumsize when i was a baby, washing dick is troublesome

>ywn have your loving waifu stay at home nursing you back to health
>ywn do the same for her
Just fucking end it already

Just buy a tongue shaped sponge and pretend it's your sister's.

The skin on my penis was too tight so when I got erect it hurt and stretched. I had to do stretching exercises to realize the skin is supposed to glide.
Also it's dry as fuck and I need to put lotion on it daily or it gets red and cracked.

I was under the impression that it was a religious thing. Or maybe they just don’t want to be bothered with extra cleaning. I don’t know.

The entire American sex education system needs overhauled badly, and parents really need to get over their embarrassment and teach their kid about sexuality. Learning through porn isn’t good. There’s a lot of guys out there that think girls piss out of their vagina and are unaware that the urethra exists on a girl.