If you went to the mosque right now and converted to islam you would be given a slave pussy and ass for free that could...

If you went to the mosque right now and converted to islam you would be given a slave pussy and ass for free that could cook food for you. What the fuck is stopping you?

Inshallah my brothers.

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is this true

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Yes it is true.

Hurr yes it is
Every concert to Islam gets a free sex slave sent by ISIS

Mashallah. Where do I sign up?

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Has she bled yet? If so, no sale

They give you a voucher after conversion but need to score 90% or higher on the final exam

What the fuck is going on here?

my christian wife and most importantly, all of my white ancestors

wtf is going on here

>flag checks out

Allah BRAPPBAR

>i iz tired of masturbating to hentai yea maybe islam can help me lose my virginity

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>Alhamdoulillah!

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Which school shooting was this? Looks like a hilarious way to end your life.

School shooting in mexico.
Funny how a shit hole has video eveidence. Yet every single school shooting in the US since columbine doesnt.
Weird right?

How about you stop fantasizing about sandpussy and get an real gf .

>pussy
ewww that's disgusting

It doesn't even make sense. He shoots that one girl point black...but she runs away. Same with the teacher. I am really confused.

surely a coincidence

Americans have these "intelligence" agencies whose job is to destroy evidence about terrorist events like school shootings. Go figure.

bunch of child actors in a staged crisis event performing a school shooting.

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Not everybody can be a Marine trained marksman like fucking Lee Harvey Oswald.

If only that fat kid had sitten somewhere else...
Also look how they all leave him injured on the ground.

>German
>White

Kek

If she looked like that, I'd go for it. Give me my suicide vest.

I think white people should convert to islam

Noice, sauce?

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not true

Islam is a non-White and anti-White religion that has no place in White countries.

Fuck off with your MUH DIK bullshit.

What a little bitch, he got pushed and felt the need to kill the guy.

Who actually gives a shit, if we get to take it as seriously as we take our "Christianity" these days.

apparently eating pigs is haram, but fucking them is halal ?

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spotted the low t faggot

Do you think he has problems with impulse control, do you, punk?

Yeah all true, but there's the whole following a pedophile that irks me in a way I can't overcome...

is this why most pislamist permavirgins sit outside mcdonalds all day?
because you're tired of all the pussy and the food she's been cooking for yous?

>american
>calling other countries non white

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They actually love it when white people convert to islam, they dont give a shit what color you are, as long as you drink the kool aid

I don't think you understand memes, my friend.

no he deserved it

>That flag
>White ancestors
Umm, no..

Not just homosexuality, but any anal sex is haram in islam

>butt fucking them is halal
fixed

A winner is you.
The lack of evidence at American school shootings is real fucking suspicious. Especially at Sandy Hook.
And the same goes for Columbine. Those fucks still haven't released the Basement Tapes and only 2 minutes are released from the 9 minute long call from the library.

>mexico
yeah who cares

Hmm

>whites convert to islam
>forms new sub version of islam
>becomes one of a million sub versions of islam that kill each other over basically nothing
>whites kill all other muslims because we're not monkey brains
>we grow out of islam over time
>whites win

thats how it will go down

This is now a shooter thread

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If I wanted an Arab I'd just go join the Copts.

The fact they want to behead me, mostly. Also that sandnigger pussy... do not want.

red pilled brit, greatest ally

sorry for all the times i made fun of you guys for having no freedumbs, lets blow these hoaxes wide open together

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Their leader was literally white, his descendant is as white as snow.

WTF I love Islam now

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No fucking way, Islam is the most retarded, senseless religion ever.
I don't want this cunt. I am sorry.

its a hoax just like US school shootings

only they actually at least bother faking the footage there

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Notive how his table wasn't in a group like the rest. Probably didn't get along with the rest of kids. And notice how he killed some kids and not the rest. Maybe they were the ones whom he didn't get along with.

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Adrenaline. Unless a spine shot, head shot through the cerebellum, or a heart shot. Pretty good chance you would scramble pretty quick. Fight or flight response. You may even get shot and not even know for a while.
Real life is not like the movies my man.

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Have a generic response, shithole.

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*sniffff*
inch allah

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As Bosniak I can tell you its total bullshit. Although we are libtard as fk anyway.

wow the guy put that hoodie right as a bullet fly over maybe a half inch over his head. Fucking crazy, if we armed the students though they would have killed that faggot.

>Their leader was literally white
>Literally

No he wasn't, my redditor friend. That's historical revisionism because Arabs absolutely hated black people and the lighter you were, the better.

This is what white islam looks like; modest, loyal, family oriented and traditional. Why haven't you converted yet user?

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Justifiable homicide!
Love it, I hope this was in the U.S. and he got off scott free.

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he only shot the fat fuck and the teacher?

>implying this ever happened
The way the Caliphates got nobles to convert wasn't the tax but rather they passed laws that made it illegal for a non-muslim to own musilm slaves. So if you're a local Christian or Zoroastrian land owner and one of your slaves decides to say he's muslim now, you lost that slave. Of course local government would go around informing slaves this was the case and encouraging them to convert.
Eventually this had the desired effect, particularly in Persia, and the nobles themselves converted to retain their slaves.

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Before anyone goes "hur hur" dumb nigger.
Well it was a nigger, but a white one.

I can't imagine how miserable your life must have been to have been driven to convert to a sick, barbaric, debased faith like Islam. I feel sorry for you.

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Backward, vile babrbaric death cult that worships ignorance, that's what's stopping me

Because he's shooting a lil peepee gun with peepee rounds.

Good for that guy.

Fuck niggers.

This is what an angel looks like.

he cleared a jam too fucking hero

from this day forward I will call my self tex88

really sad

>threaten a guys life
>he defends his life
wow what a concept

Awww, it's their daughters wedding day...meet the groom

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Wag the Dog

Sweden is doomed.

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Deus Vult you excuse for a human being, you support pedophilia, and the destruction of any who differ from your belief, Christians are not perfect, but they have tried to make amends for their actions, unlike you who through an explosive hissy fit whenever you feel like someones even slightly opposed to you.

I considered it. Islam is bad because it encourages both incest and polygamy. The MENA used to be the craddle of civilisation and now its a shithole no thanks to islam

>what the fuck is stopping you

common decency

now i know to take out the guard first faggot

might be the unibrow.

indian chicks can be pretty cute though

I think Muslims are pretty funny, riding a truck through busy streets is hilarious it's almost like this vidya game i played.

the columbine basement tapes have been officially destroyed, all of them, without ever having been released
westword.com/news/columbine-killers-basement-tapes-destroyed-6283043

No I am driven by more than just women and having your destructive religion which is foreign to my culture and people will not suffice.

arab wimen generally look disguting

Wtf? I love islam now

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