Brit/pol/ - FAKE NEWS edition

>CORBYNISTA FAKE NEWS ABOUT LABOUR MEMBERSHIP SURGE RETWEETED THOUSANDS OF TIMES
order-order.com/2018/03/28/corbynista-fake-news-labour-membership-surge-retweeted-thousands-times/

>Remainers Are 'Cave Dwellers' Says Jacob Rees-Mogg
uk.news.yahoo.com/remainers-apos-cave-dwellers-apos-124256434.html

>Mail's petition to give the contract for the UK's new blue passport to a British firm tops 185,000 signatures
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5537713

>Crackers NUS Conference Occupies Itself
order-order.com/2018/03/28/crackers-nus-conference-occupies/

>Corbyn is a member of two more anti-Semitic Facebook groups
order-order.com/2018/03/28/corbyn-is-member-of-two-more-anti-semitic-facebook-groups/

>'Is the EU trying to make Brexit impossible?' FURIOUS British MEP rips into Commission
express.co.uk/news/uk/938212/

>Why do politicians refuse to tell it how it is on immigration?
spectator.co.uk/2018/03/why-do-politicians-refuse-to-tell-it-how-it-is-on-immigration/

>What do people think about Brexit?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43573879

>Councils 'have no choice' but to raise tax bills
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43573871

>'Youngest councillor' dies suddenly aged 21
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-43566428

>Maths professor works out it'll cost you £774 to fill up your Panini World Cup sticker book
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5554897/

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So we're settled this is the official north-south divide, right guys?

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Is that shopped or did a future Prime Minister really dressed like a Chav?

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*dabs*

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midlands is it own bit

It's legit

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the British state should be should destroyed

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Put northamptonshire under the line then it's fine

This country can be a parody of itself at times

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>The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family
>to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

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He's trying to show solidarity with the working class.

I think it has to do with the GDP per capita.Most wealth is in south-east England and it's unequality distributed across the UK.
Time for uncle Corbyn to solve the divide divide.

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Ayy lads who fancies a little bum fun my goal hole

I've always known it to be the Watford Gap services tbqh

Based Nazi

>NORTHamptonshire in the south
Ain't happening m8.

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Goalposting has made my interactions with the poor so much funnier. I can't hear "GOOOAAALLLL" without lolling

Labour are going to win the next election and there is nothing you tory cunts can do about it.

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whoever wins we win

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i-its a ironic name, W-WE'RE SOUTHERN!

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GOOOOOOOOOAL

I despise labour and everything they are but after tories behavior these last months and muh russia shite i'm going to vote corbyn, the countries finished anyway might as well punish that worthless cunt bitch currently in office.

Where is pube?

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How so?

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fookin choon lads
i luv me a meat pie 'nd a sosig roll.
cum on engurland

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>living in islington

if labour win it's over for labour

You wish, poorthern scum. *blows cigar smoke in your face and laughs*

Great post

She was here last night, and was quite on form.

Why do you hate Labour?

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That guy isn't actually Black he just has a lot of tan.He is Lenny,I saw some of his videos with Jason Genova

Should be in your pants m8. *bits lip to hold in laughter*

i could write a book on the damage those fucking retards have done to our nation.

somerset actually lad.

Stop discrimination against the northerners!

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lol we fall into a very niche venn diagram montengro poster

A luv sosij wrolls too. We 'ave so much in common, we culd be brothas

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>tfw no MKULTRA-programmed autistic witch gf

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Good post

Have you seen his porno? its pretty disturbing
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Southerner detected. The line starts at the top of Wales. Birmingham and south of it are the South and anyone who thinks otherwise is a filthy southerner wanking over a latte at pret.

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Fuck you, berry-faced cunt.

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Ok......but, if they win an election then they've won. How can it be over if they won an election?

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>being this retarded

they deleted ./sosij/ on ck

We're midlanders at worst

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I saw. Yanks are too unsophisticated for our humour.

stay mad conservacuck, just keep choking on that jew dick

think practically

I wish I’d seen it

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Fucking hell is this you, Eddie?

Kek I know, it gave me a good laugh this afternoon.

The conservatives only win if they lose

malvinas argentinas

Is this the second invasion?

fug

warosu.org/ck/thread/S10360829#p10362308

why do you care so much about them?

>brumniggers
>southern

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

top banter

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Cook the rice
Pay the price

bbc.co.uk/news/health-43571120

kek I had forgotten about the whole puff dogs debacle

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For 2009 that's real shit quality.

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Someone post the picture of eddie drowning in his car infront of the liver building

Why did brother john have a meltdown and nuke his channel lads?

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Was this before or after you turned into a walrus?

I just want to say Brits are my favourite people and Brit/pol/ is my favourite general, you Brits have a reputation of having amazing humor and it shows in these generals. Not like those shtity generals of other countries. Soon I will come to Britain because I love you so much

If it's good enough for me
It's good enough for you
If they bake a few more
Then I'll be a SOSIJ too
If its good enough you
It's good enough for me
Sitting in a Gregg's thats where I want to be

Lol

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what is this?

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>BBC WHY IS BREXIT TAKING SO LONG?

Why do they even ask this? Article 50 = 2 years it's only been 1 year.

Is Eddie from northern England?

Define "from"

I convinced my girlfriend to vote brexit
and she says she doesn't even remember why anymore
and just feels really embarrassed

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>BBC: Why is Brexit taking soooooooooo long?

Fixed

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she sounds nice

Do you have pig man genes?

eddie drowning in his car infront of the liver building

Hope that "love" won't be expressed in the form of a nail bomb.

Being born or living there you fatty?

Doesn't he own a house in Islington and pull in over 100k just on salary? Even the working class must see though it.

Am I white?

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>labour are the REAL racists

>hes posting again

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This is Eddie one year from now.
Browbeaten and defeated after spending almost 14 months living in vehicle and mortified that he has impregnated the snake with tits yet one more time - decides to hurl himself and his vessel into the Mersey.
Like a true captain, he goes down with his ship. As the icy waters begin to fill the cabin up, he makes one last post to Sup Forums and reflects on all of the Anonymongs he left in dribbling messes.
He will go to heaven, but the Anonymongs will live with them being BTFO for the rest of their lives.

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>born
No
>live
Yes

Classic - love it.

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Why is French and German lumped together?