Cut police funding

>cut police funding
>police force now strained to breaking point
>police do not follow up on petty crime (and even serious crime such as burglary in the large cities)
>now have to rely on your populus to do the job of the police

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youtube.com/watch?v=kbOIVUpeV7o
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIDE
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5 patriot points for a pint
10 patriot points for nuggies
-200 patriot points if you dont let mohammed rape your daughter

She is worse thd Trudoh. When does she get the boot?

jesus christ

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This is good, though. If the populace is incentivised to report crimes, they will. Those with narrow views will have their eyes opened wide to the blight of their country and will have no choice but to accept the redpill.

>Theresa May... /ourcryptogirl/?

Commies

Stalin would be proud. Please, nuke us.

Can you turn patriot points in for a date with Mommy May?

ahahahahah ahahahahha
if you report a muslim, you'll be in the clink for islamophobia

No link, no source. Fuck, I would get some shitposting mileage if this if true..
>OP is a faggot again

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>literally good boy points

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That's fake, right?
All of Britain hasn't been reduced to one of those /r9k/ wojak images, right?

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My neighbour Mohammed reported me for not having a TV license :(

Fucking hell they do this kind of shit in China. Never thought I'd see it in a Western country.

They can't possibly arrest everyone. They don't have a prison island to ship off an entire populace to anymore.

Isn't this literally what China is doing?

Ring
- i want to repor a gang of pakis stealin- click
Ring
- i wat to report a rape hapening right now in an alley. Yes the rapist looks brown asian. He is hol- click
Ring
- some guy its using an unlicenced screwdriver in his car engine. Wow the patrol is already here. Tanks

wtf?

Patriotism is racist. We need Tolerance Points.

Did some light googling for the sauce, seems OP is a gigantic FAGGOT

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mistakes were made

Disturbing, Britain is becoming the worst country on earth.

>you only get points for ratting people out, not being a “good” citizen
Clever girl.

Doesn't matter, They already knew.

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Don't let Tommy deceive you: Jews are behind the problems in the UK.

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BONGS ARE GETTING KEKKED SO HARD WTF

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GBP stands for Good Boy Points, right? Go look up our nation’s currency code.

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>Civic deeds do not go unrewarded.

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Guess what the sign says? :^)

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Have you seen Johnny English?

The Stasi is in control of the EU. Is it any surprise that Stasi tactics would filter down?

Hard Brexit, hang your leaders, deport kebab. Otherwise you're fucking doomed, bongs.

damn it britain, 1984 was a warning, not a fucking instruction manual.

I have informations about over 1600 crimes I would like to report.

>literal good goy points
fuckong bongistanis, why is that island so cursed with pedophilia and tyrannical governments? probably because of all the KIKES on that shithole island

you get a stay in the dungeon for good behaviour

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>They don't have a prison island
We’re already on it, m8.

>Hello.This is the police. What is the incident? What's happened?

>S-s-some strange men have taken all of my belongings... they smashed my husbands urn and taken my savings... please be quick. They've urinated and defecated all over my living room and trashed my entire house... I don't know what to do.... I only popped out to the shops to get the paper and some angel slices..
>There's simply nothing we can do. I'm sorry. We have no leads or information that could lead to any arrests being made. We'll happily take your statement however
>Hello.This is the police. What is the incident? What's happened?

>Please.. someone help.. I've been pushed into the river... my belongings have been smashed. I've really hurt myself. It was a completely unprovoked attack.. I don't know what to do I had incredibly vital documents on my laptop and my phone... they threatened to kill me. I almost drowned.. I'm lucky to be alive.

>Can you still see them?

>No... they ran off.. I only just managed to swim to the bank of the river

>Sorry sir. There is absolutely nothing we can do. You should have called us earlier

>*hangs up*


Meanwhile....


>Hello? This is the police. Can you tell me what is the incident? What's happened

>Someone called me a paki and told me to go back home, they told my wife she looks like a bin bag. I'm really concerned... there's a BNP leaflet on the telephone pole outside my house...

youtube.com/watch?v=kbOIVUpeV7o

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Its been done before. Gestapo.

Christ it is like we are an alien occupied country.

best timeline

Fuck the police. If you and your neighbors weren't such faggot pussys, you could take care of eachother and not need lawyers and courts.

What's the exchange rate for American patriot points? I still have some saved up from when Bush was president.

The fuck is all of your money going bongs? Isn't your tax rate typical high European level? What are you throwing budget into that you can't even afford police? From an island which once funded the largest navy in the world for centuries.

Literally China tier.

so sad. uk fight back!

i can't find a source for that

the nation state is a giant prison. western civilization is a parasite entity at war with humanity. that is why the people in the west have no idea who theri neighbor even is. you are suppose to not only know your neighbor but know them enough to sacrifice for them to some extant. instead the huwite man will rat on his neighbors and alwyas look at them with suspicion. such is the way of enlightenment that they west brings to all humanity.

The UK is becoming such an authoritarian nanny state that I wasn't sure if this was fake or real.

>[postnational Orwellian dystopia Intesifies]

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>spy on your neighbors
kill the commie cunt before its to late
inb4: it was always to late

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lol what a stupid country. i thought that after the brexit vote, the uk was waking up. very disappointing

That's got to be BS news. comedy, right ?!

pretty much

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I agree, you should be nuked

>chain around arm and neck
What did she mean by this?

After the working class voted for Brexit, the Labour Party promised them all free shit so they voted against the brexit conservatives and UKIP in favour of the socialist Islam supporting party.

>MUH GIBS

>spy on your neighbors
>crimes with jail time include eating bacon near muslims
pitchforks and torches when

Mommy theresa giving us GBP for good deeds and then we can buy chicken tendies hell yea

How a nation that produced Orwell and Huxley can be this stupid when it comes to privacy is beyond me.

Get the spoons lads, enough is enough

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Welfare

Source? Can't find any

Good luck finding anyone who has actually read one of their books. 1984 is one of the highest on a list of “books you’ve pretended to read to sound smart”. No joke, except this place in general.

>be me in shithole town
>decide to compare crime rates
>compare to South African town
>South African town comes out safer
Keep in mind this town in UK is like 95% white, just wait until the diversity is added

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She's an MKULTRA slave, it's a nod to her owners

This woman is definitely retarded. What's been the major news story, at least in the printed press, recently; Sex grooming gangs that police didn't act against despite numerous tips ,reports, reliable info etc.

I'd like to see how long it lasts when the police start getting inundated with reports about suspicious activity. I guarantee that the scheme will be abandoned due to "abuse by islamphobes" or some such shit like that.

>Patriot Points

Sounds like some shitty videogame currency. I refuse to believe this is real.

UK - The China of the West.

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There is no way this can be real.

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Snitch points for every snitch. But they knew about the Paki child molesters and did nothing.

You Brits should be rioting, but instead you do nothing like little bitches.

They should hang anyone who scrawls graffiti on any surface of this country. Makes everywhere look like shit.

It's too late for Britain.
Nuking them is the only way.

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but if you report muslims, refugees or arabs you get arrested

this means the only people that can safely report crimes are foreigners, pakis, niggers a muslims

>*click* oi, i want to report that a bunch of asians are raping kids in my cit- uh, hello? hello?

>1 minute later
>POLICE, OPEN UP, YOURE UNDER ARREST FOR HATE CRIMES

Maximum cucking.

>How do cause a revolution by Teresa May
These morons are going to cause war and conflict inside their own borders.

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We arent cucks we live under an increasingly authoritarian government.

What else do you expect when you put women in charge of a country? You get cucked

We had to read, translate and write an essay on Animal Farm in 9th Grade (that was in Bavaria though, where education has a higher standard than in socialist shitholes like Belin or Bremen), I got the 1st prize from my entire school. The 'gift' was a fucking compass.

Even if it's fake it's not like it's out of the realm of possibility

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This article is fake. Can't find it.

Holy shit. In our worst times commies had the decency to pretend to be the good guys. Soviet laws and propaganda were filled with nice things. You brits you just say it openly like that. Wew.

fake news
you're idiots for believing this

Literally the Stasi of the DDR; and she won against a full blown commie in Corbyn

lol "conservatives"

just passing by

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Can't find the article. But Theresa May is just preperation for a Communist Britain under Corbyn.

this bitch belong on a gallows after aa public trial
her regime defends moslem pedophile gangs and tries to silence britons

>You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies.
Its fake mon.

Is this real? We had PIDE here in Portugal, in Salazar government, 1940/50'ish, which the exact same premise and MO. Islam continues to send britain back in time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIDE

>inb4 kids report on the thought crimes on their parents
I wonder what dystopian novel it reminds me off.

Gbp now stands for good boy points

WE TOLD YA FO THE LAS TIME GOV NO MAKIN FOON OF MOOSLIMS

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Great Britain is looking more like air strip one for every day that passes

no sauce no service

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