What is your occupation, Sup Forums? Some kind of man's work, or some soyboy shit?

What is your occupation, Sup Forums? Some kind of man's work, or some soyboy shit?

Cabinetmaker here. Two trades in one. Lots of potential. What are you doing with your life?

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I need some cabinets

Electrician

Cool, how'd you get into that? I always really liked Norm Abram's New yankee workshop.

Can you afford them? I only make the high end expensive custom ones.

Also my boss is an avid Trump supporter and his family was from Germany, moved after WW2. Literal Nazis.

I'm living the Sup Forums dream.

Police

Had a friend in the business who literally just gave me the job with no interview. It's a small business but I get paid well and I'm one of the only newer people who actually fucking shows up, so I already have a leg up on everybody that came in.

Not an asskisser, but I was told I'm the boss's "pet project" to turn into a master cabinetmaker.

So that's something.

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Man's work typically means blue collar, low income bracket (though for whatever reason every one of these people claim to make 7 figures). I'm a lawyer myself. I've been specializing in criminal law, though good ol' civil litigation isn't beneath me.

I sell Medical Marijauna to Keep the Masses Docile

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I'd call my job blue collar, but I don't know. $30/hr after having some experience doesn't sound like that. I was going to go into paintless dent repair which makes six figure salaries depending on your skill, but that takes a while to start even making just a little money unless you go to a school and let them fuck you over with their 5 year contracts in which they take a majority of the cash you make.

Law is a "respectable" career. In the sense that you have to work hard to get there.

I have to work hard too, but in a different way.

Truck driver, $80k/year to literally sit on my ass.

cabinetmakers are edgy short-fused assholes and generally die earlier in life than most other tradesmen

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Personal trainer but business has been dogshit lately.Planning to go to massage school. Wish me luck.

>"respectable" career
this sentiment has always left me clueless. people generally respect judges, prosecutors and even legal clerks

>a fucking leaf

Personal ball washer

People generally don't trust lawyers. But hey, you're making money and you worked hard to get there.

YOU NEEd lawyers like you need guns. Because bigger assholes have them

Registered Nurse

shuttle driver. i drive drop and hook semi trailers between a factory and a warehouse all night. manly af

>80k
holy shit! are you driving tankers or what?

Yeah I find 80k a year a little hard to believe.

yeah i know tanker drivers can pull down 60k but if this guy is making 80 i want to know who he drives for lol

I'm a NEET on indefinite sick leave since I convinced social workers and psychiatrists that I suffer from extreme anxiety, depression and got diagnosed with Asperger's. It's mostly bull but I'm probably actually some kind of sperglord. In addition to my free apartment I get roughly $700 each month for subsistence along with $125 every quarter to spend on "friskvård" (essentially excercise and fitness activities) or "samhällsnärmande aktiviteter" (socially engaging aktiviteter). The latter I just spend on healthy food or "running" shoes.

On top of all this I also help people put together PC parts then assemble it for them, and perform easy repairs on smartphones where it's just replacing a module through (dis-)assembly or light soldering of a component.
For this I usually get paid in cash or treated to something nice if it's a friend.

Life is good.

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residential plumber here. I'll take a crawlspace over an office cubicle any day of the week.

Its lower than what interstate truckies get here.

My father was averaging well over a $130k -150k a year AUD doing a simple loop of pickup in botany wharf in Sydney drive to Melb drop off pick up drive to Adelaide drop off pick up drive to melb drop off pick up drive to Sydney rinse repeat for 30 years or so and retired at 60 4 years ago. Gotta remember though that is almost 2000 kms in one trip. Most people cant handle the loneliness - lose loads - dont maintain there vehicles and break down - or the worst is not knowing their way around and get stuck in tunnels and under bridges. That is also a supplemented by dangerous goods and oversize loads so few people could or can do.

male barista at starbucks

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nice explosion slut

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What is soyboy shit according to Sup Forums?

I have a BS in Computer Science, so I'm sweeping floors at a movie theater.
Not doing much at the moment, just shitposting on Sup Forums.

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18/hr plus commission on the cargo which can be anywhere between 30-60% of what my normal paycheck is.

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probs youll get john wayne gacyed

Jeb !

A few years ago they started paying company driver's by the km/mile instead of by the hour. Do they do that in the US?

Also here standard wage for semi drivers is $25/hr.

Work for Walmart, but it's ok because I have a huge cock and I'm good looking

I own an I.T. company (MSP)

Buy condos in the winter when the prices are low.

Fix up and rent for cheaper than anyone else.

Be an upstanding landlord and find decent tennants.

Sell properties when prices return, usually after the HOA decides they want to "clean house" and start enforcing rules, fining landlords who brought shitty tenants into the communities and putting a new layer of paint on everything.

Rinse-Wash-Repeat. It's like free money.

I have a very small business cleaning toilets, floors and desks while I'm back at school in electrotechnology.

gigolo
120k plus sterling

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>Also here standard wage for semi drivers is $25/hr.
i make $23 but i get to be home every day. if i was willing to drive OTR i could make way more but fuck that. eating at gas stations and fucking whores gets old pretty fast

Literally gloating about playing with toys.

Why don’t you manage 50+million dollar construction projects like me?

Megumin is great.
>S2 subpar
>still stoked about S3 because more Megumin

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I'm non CDL hence the lower wage but the commission makes up for it and I also work daily on 4 10 hour shifts a week with OT opportunity.

>Personal trainer but business has been dogshit lately.Planning to go to massage school. Wish me luck.

found the degenerate

welder foreman for a pipeline construction company.

Cement Finisher, 15/hr

meh all around, has to be a better way

Um, I shoot birds at the airport.

Lmao, $50 million? Try $2 billion like

Yeah what sort of scum helps people take care of their bodies? Awful, just awful.

>cabinetmaker
t. poorfag

EOD

Cabinetmakers piss me off. Come looking for work thinking they're actual woodworkers. Fukken Russians and spics.

How is cabinetmaker 2 trades in one? I'm a shed builder and electrician, 2 different trades

Electrician

Was in the army in my 20s

I build and operate websites full-time at home. Most of you fags have browsed my sites and made me money. I'm not a big guy yet, but I'm close.

>Cabinetmakers piss me off.

this and they think they're somehow above the plumbing, hvac and electrical trades when in fact they're just dignified installers lol i have more respect for window and door guys which their work involves a little more than reading a tape measure and using a chop saw lol

Do you have videos of Brazillian fart porn?

I have more respect for cleaning bitch that steals shit out of their job box.

>I have more respect for cleaning bitch that steals shit out of their job box.

kek

Just cake farts. But they aren't on my websites, just my hard drive.
Leave Consuela out of this, and I'll leave this out of Consuela (*¯ 3¯*)

Milfag. Need to get out. Had a couple white babies and need to be able to 100% support them before I can get out tho.

I deliver pizzas. Make 600 each week. It’s supposed to be part time but my school schedule doesn’t take up much time so I’m working 40 hours a week.

BMW technician. These cars suck and the boomer faggot owners are even worse. I want to die.

$28/ hour

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How in god's holy name does something like that happen to pic related?

Started life doing shit jobs, bagboy, store keeper (custodian), then McDicks, worked up to crew trainer then split for one of the rent to own stores. Started in delivery, then went to account manager. Hit a wall then switched to construction, first as a residential construction window/door installer, then when that died down in the clinton reign I switched to mason tender then worked up to rod buster, and finally labor foreman. Still clinton reign so between layoffs I taught myself computers and did Dell tech support for a while, then moved to a employer benefits company. Did phone monkey work there til I became a client analyst. Did that for a couple years and taught myself SQL, have been a systems analyst for the last 6 years...... Not doing too bad, just under 70k a year with no degrees and a GED.

TLDR started shit jobs, now a systems analyst at just under 70k no degrees.

Nice journey. How old are you?

45

They drove on the rim?

Have been doing nothing but being a lazy neet for the past 6 months. The worst part is that I am actually motivated and want to do any kind of work. I'm not particularly emotionally distressed, but I have an ever present mental and physical fatigue that nothing seems to fix. Been to a doctor but my basic tests are normal. Going to go again after I call this week.

I'm thinking it might be an iron-deficient anemia that my doctor missed because I have thalassemia minor. It can mask iron-deficient anemia, as it looks the same as thalassemia minor in a CBC, and you need a special serum test to find it as distinct from thalassemia minor. I don't eat a lot of iron-rich foods and the few I do I have with coffee (inhibits iron absorption), which I drink way too much. So I just started taking iron pills and will see if helps. If not that, the only other thing I can think of would be an intestinal parasite (have noticed a number of stomach symptoms), so I'm eating a lot of pumpkin seeds and a literal head of raw garlic daily which are together a very powerful anti-helmintic.

Of course in the back of my mind I'm always thinking that these are just the excuses of a permanent neet loser. I guess we'll see. Wish me luck buckos.

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Gonna leave this thread with another Assange Pill btw, these are from a leaked conversation a month or so ago

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18 work three jobs wendys, a dry cleaners, and a motel clerk once i buy a reliable car i have a job lined up at an HVAC company but im split since i want to join the militay

Airline pilot

Tryna go into the biz. Any tips for police boot camp

>Seeing spessmen in the wild

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So many data-mining threads lately.

Theoretical artificial intelligence researcher
>inb4 muh STEM's a meme
>inb4 muh mathematical theories are memes

I wish we lived in space 13

I weld and I’m starting to get into blacksmithing.

you get used to the heat

>Tfw you will never join arms with your fellow greytide and murder the captain for spacing your lube sprayer

Student atm, but gonna be in investment banking M+A soon.
>inb4 kys banker scum
Friendly reminder that Bateman (Alpha as fuck) was a banker. And yeah I didn't realize all this shit like the JQ when I was getting into it. If I had, I wouldn't be where I am now. I guess it makes sense to keep doing it because it seems interesting and get help some quality people get in when I eventually start helping with recruiting.

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kys banker scum, but not before giving all your wealth to us black folk

Fuck you, and fuck your demographics data mining thread.
>you know what 4 letters went where right?
>KYS

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Sit on your ass, drive like shit, fuck up the roadways, and probably already have a clot forming in your leg.

Cabinetmakers are God tier.

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I have acquired many trades through the years but I'm too old for manual labor.

I'm a food security consultant. I help companies keep our food supply safe from terrorists n shit

Neet bucks vendor

Gunsmith & small time arms dealer (all legal, relax)

Recycling fraud in my free time when I need a few hundred extra bucks.

Very sad about the western countries committing suicide. Thinking of moving to Lebanon to be with the rest of my Christian family.

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Retail management.

No joke, this past summer I worked at this very small bank and the compliance guy was a third party hire and was black. Every week he would badger us for his check saying that "he needed his bread." Never get in the way of a floppie and his gibs

Retail manager, trying to cook up some side projects for when the whole industry dies

Welder, pays well. A great trade but can be hard on your body. My dream is to be a farmer. I’ve always grown fruit and vegetables around the house but wouldn’t know the first thing to do if it were a business. From what I understand it’s hard to make any money in farming.

Unless you were born and raised into a farming family, do NOT attempt it as a living. It has a 110% failure rate.

As a hobby, or you want a little garden, or chicken coop or something? Go for it, expect many failures and hardships, and a solid 5 years of trial and error before you get anything out of it.

Yeah I was a market gardener for a while. The seasonal pay and people trying to Jew your prices down comparing them to retail chains broke me.

I remodel homes. Cia nigger

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woman detected

Thanks for the feedback bros. Pretty much what i figured. It’s just a nice hobby to do if anything. What do you guys grow/raise?

Jeb is pure, asshole. You take that back.

As a contractor for other people or do you flip houses? My brother wants to get into flipping and his profit margin would probably be decent since he would do a lot of the work himself and with a few helpers.