Who is best girl?

I like Earth-chan even if she is flat.

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Ur anus.

Saturn I'd hazard a guess

Pluto is the best loli.
Anyone who likes the Moon is a fucking todfag

Jupiter was the stupider planet, but man was she thicc.

Pluto isn't even a real planet. Your taste is shit.

>current year
>being a planetfag
how embarrassing

>dwarf planet
Ok, maybe a 40-year old loli then.

>He likes traps
fag

>Pluto is crying

Like clockwork

dude methane lakes lmao

Saturn is obviously the best

>used goods
Never ever.

Earth-chan isn't flat, faggot.

I like Neptunus, she is genki.

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>pools of farts

>all those blonde sluts

This shitpost is actually pretty good.
Saturn is best girl.

D-don't look, pervert!

>it would take 26 million years to get to kepler-62 e
>"potential"

Doesn't necessarily mean we could get there, just that we might be able to live there if we did somehow get there.

>he doesn't plan for long-term commitment

kasei-chan desu

I am in awe. I am no match for your peerless patience, anonymous.

Uranus was made for anal.

can't wait for the uranus doujins!

Is that taking into account time distortion at relativistic speeds?

>anons thinking they have a chance with any of the planets
How do you plan to win their affection from Sun-kun?

Being a black hole of depression seems to attract them.

Saturn is supreme. And is pure.

Show some respect. It's "Sun-sama" for you!

>I like Earth-chan
Incestfag are the biggest cancer in the galaxy.

I like Luna the most, but she seems so devoted to her sister. Do you think she'd follow me if I had a large presence?

Also, the planet might not even be there anymore.

If you did, I don't think you'd get past Jupiter.

It would break you apart.

Or you'd join her harem.

Fucking fat slut Jupiter. I'll stop her somehow, just you see Sup Forums.

maybe not with today's technology, but future. 100 years from now there will be tech you can't even imagine today, 1000 years and your mind would blow up literally.

>sun-kun
-kun

sun is the mother for all planets

there was twincest between terra and thea and moon is wincest baby

Do you even know what he's talking about?
Everyone knows that Pluto-chan is a reverse trap watch the anime and stop shitposting.

Mercury a perfect! tsundere

The Earth really is flat and I have proof.

Sun is a girl you silly, and she already has a husband.

something something beta orbiters

Hate Sol, she is a stuck up bitch.

>tfw literally betas orbiting Jupiter

>Mars
>not a guy
Come on

earth chan is for lewding

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I'm American, it won't be much longer before I'm more massive than the Sun. Then I will become the center of attraction!

>I like Earth-chan even if she is flat.
Enjoy your used goods.

He's got nine planets but Pluto ain't one.

Jupiter nee-san what are you doing!?

Mars is a trap.

doesn't it rain glass on one of them

A- cup at best.

I hate that generic harem protag. Content in having those curvaceous women orbit around him while never doing anything about it.

Am I the only one who thinks that Jupiter and Saturn are going steady?