Say it with me, guys, " President SPANKY". Hahahahah

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kill yourself shill rat

you should be the one with suicidal tendencies, you cousin-fucking, redneck!

>trump gets a playful smack on the ass when he calls a pornstar's bluff and later fucks her raw dog
fucking alpha, would vote again

Isn't it a bit bad to generalize, nigger? Like how you complain about us generalizing that you're all niggers that act like thugs and leech off white labor?

this whole thing was 4D Chess by Trump in case they CGI a piss tape

SPANKER IN CHIEF BTFO

>Soybert making fun of slapping womans asses
typical

Wooo that fresh 1950s television reference

HAHAHAHA! THE PRESIDENT HAS SEX WITH PORNSTARS AND SUPERMODELS!

I wish he could give me spankies

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president spanky haha

le orange spankman lmao

how much time per day do Colbert audience members think about Trump in a sexual way?

he'll never top Drumpf.

It's over. Pack it in. It was fun while it lasted.

SPANKY DRUMPF
SPANKY DRUMPF
SPANKY DRUMPF
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SPANKY DRUMPF

yea that literally ended him
sure he became president and everything but i dont think he ever fully recovered

>Women will never elect you president for spanking them and grabbing them by the pussy
just fuck my existence up

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DADDY SPANKY GIVE ME SPANKIES
CHEEKS SO RED SO HURT MUCH WANKIES
I WILL DO ALL MY CHORES IF YOU COULD JUST SPANK ME MORE
DADDY DADDY GIVE ME SPANKY
FEELS SO GREAT IT MAKES ME HAPPY

Colbert only wishes a pornstar would spank him a with Forbes magazine with his own face on t

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BLORPF

lel at least it’s consensual ya rapist nigger

>Going from Pee-er in Chief to being Spankee in Chief
Things are looking up for Trump

Colbert bashing Trump?
Wow, the guy is really persistent on his shitick huh?
What is he going to do when Trump is no longer President?
Hang himself?
God, I hope he hangs himself.

how fucking legend can one man be
>single handedly save new york
>ran the miss america pagent
>fucked top tier supermodels and porn stars
>billionaire
>ushered in a booming economy
>stock market fucking loves him
>on track to denuclearize the korean penninsula by sheer force of will alone
>and will grab you by the pussy
jesus h christ what a fucking alpha.

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That's a Carl's Jr. commercial, right?

low energy bants, I expect more from a professional.

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>HAHAHA president had sex with a woman
Still president

>MAKE AMERICA SPANKY AGAIN!!!

HOW WILL SCRUMPF EVER RECOVER??????

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>Man has sex with what was a beautiful woman
>lol trump had sexy!
What is wrong with this. His wife seems to not care.

Why are they so intent on sexually degrading him?

God damn, these people are so fucking out of touch, it's comical. This is pretty much the "love trump's hate" thing they tried to push. Sad!

It's not like there's a way to come at him from a policy standpoint, so they're left with few options.

SPANKY
P
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GLUMPF
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BLOMPTH

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>the left is so in denial thY their projection is now calling the president what they want him to do to them
The next nickname they come up for him will be president choke me daddy harder.

>distraction machine said thing
7 more years shills

>that ID
>those digits
Checked.

Presidents spanky is here to stay

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>SLUMPFTHPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPF

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it's nice to have a president who fucks actual men

Colbert does nothing except mock Trump. How people are still entertained by it, whether they like trump or not, is beyond me

Spanker in chief.

The president of the US is the laughing stock of the world, how does that make you feel mutts?

cheers, lad.

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Pretty good. I like making people laugh.

Colbert will die alone from suicide muttering the same material over and over again, his last breath mustering the strength for a final "Drumppppffff!!!"

p. great tbqh

dude XD!!!

Steven COLDUMBO

Turns $130,000 nondisclosure agreement into millions in breech of contract. #ArtOfTheDeal #UnderBudget&AheadOfSchedule

AMERICANS IN SUICIDE WATCH

i've never been more proud of my president than i am now. he's one of the greats i hope more porn stars step forward, but in supportive yeah we fucked and he was a mans man the leftie tears would never stop flowing.

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LET US BECUM ONE BRUFFERS
AND END DONALD KRUMMPFER

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But what what happened to the christian family values amerimutt?

TWO SPANKS GLLLLUUUUUUEEEUEUUURRMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFFFHHHTTTPPHHHFFHF

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Seems like you're projecting.
Your ineffectual cries only empower the mutt.

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In all honesty if he hadn't become president Colbert would probably be out of a job.

>Hahahaha drumpf isn't a good Christian that means you can't vote for him!

it reminds me of all the (((rumors))) about Hitler's sex life; he was gay, he fucked his niece, he was into piss and human shit, etc. it just seems like more Jew projection. I'm not saying Trump doesn't like to screw around, but this fixation about his sex life is creepy.

>he doesn't know about our sex junk

Fallon would be on top

But Kimmel is the thought leader now with his impassioned crocodile tears

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Is this left this stupid? They brought out that kike Allred to smear him with rape accusations and it didn't work, what do they think will happen with this consensual act?

>SLONALD "SPANKY" FLUMRGHTHRUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>cock holster didn't stick
>2 scoops didn't stick
>le 3.0 maymay attempt: president spanky

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Denial
Anger
Depression
>Bargaining
Acceptance
You are here.

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Yeah. Fucking awful burger though unfortunately. Shames me to say it though.

He was a one trick pony on comedy Central that road Jon Leibowitz gravy train for years, but off the tit he just exposes himself as weak.

Wrong order. Bargaining is after Anger. Easy to remember like this. Drink Alcohol Before Doing Anal.

I've never seen an entire episode, but I've seen clips of Stewart here and there. Stewart Stewart could be funny. Colbert, never. My dad watches his show constantly and gets all his political talking points from him. My mom says all he does is argue on facebook and delete people he disagrees with.

Go get laid child

TWO SPANKS

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my b, point still is still applicable, calling him president is definite step in the right direction

LMAO !

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oh yeah, the stormy daniels thing. ha ha great stuff.

cgi can be forensically proven, retard