A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK POEPLE

This is a story of a little boy name Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."

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Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.

You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.

"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.

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Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.

Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.

Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.

So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."

"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.

Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.

Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.

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As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.

Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

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Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.

By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.

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It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus, but there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.

He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.

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He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox, and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.

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Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.

Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.

So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!

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roning Board: On 15 February 1858 W. Vandenburg and J. Harvey patented an ironing table that facilitated pressing sleeves and pant legs.[5] A truly portable folding ironing board was first patented in Canada in 1875 by John B. Porter. The invention also included a removable press board used for sleeves.[6] In 1892 Sarah Boone obtained a patent in the United States for improvements to the ironing board, allowing for better quality ironing for shirt sleeves

Shoelasting Machine: lasting machine, which was patented on March 20, 1883 by inventor Jan Earnst Matzeliger. Matzeliger was born in 1852 in Paramaribo, Suriname, to a Dutch engineer father and a Surinamese mother of African descent

Comb: The earliest use of the comb can be traced to as far back as 5,000 years ago. In fact, primitive versions of the comb have been found throughout history by archaeologists. As early as 5500 B.C. the ancient Egyptians carved out combs among other remnants of the emerging cultures. In ancient China, combs were worn as hair accessories that reflected one's social status. Over time, combs have evolved into more efficient tools for hair maintenance and hair care. Today, there are hundreds of different combs depending on your hair length, texture and type.

Hairbrush: The earliest U.S. patent for a modern hairbrush was by Hugh Rock in 1854.[2] A brush with elastic wire teeth along with natural bristles, was patented by Samuel Firey in 1870 as U.S. Patent 106,680. In 1898, Lyda A. Newman invented an "Improved Hairbrush," which allowed for easily cleaning and had bristles separated wide enough to allow for easy combing. She was awarded U.S. Patent 614,335

Dustpan: T.E. McNeill created the first patented dustpan. This latter improved dustpan design was patented by African-American inventor Lloyd Ray on August 9, 1897.

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Mop: Manuel Jalón Corominas, a spanish engineer, invented the mop. Until then, people had to kneeldown to clean the floor. According to the Encarta Microsoft encyclopedia, the mop is in 5th place among the greatestspanish discoveries and inventions in the world. In 1956, the spanish Manuel Jalón Corominas put together a handleand and cleaning cloth that you squeeze through rollers in a bucket with a pedal. He displayed it in a window shopin Saragossa.It was a luxurious device worth 395 pesetas but nobody knew what it was for.Its inventor named it „fregasuelos“because he thought itwas a more elegantword butthe firstsalesperson called it„fregona“ and this is how we find it in the spanish dictionary.This Spanish word in the past, designatedthe woman who cleaning the floor, at present, it also refers to the cleaning device. It is called 'baieta' or 'mop' in Catalan.

Washing Machine: The earliest washing "machine" was the scrub board, or wash board, invented in 1797. American James King patented the first washing machine to use a drum in 1851 -- the drum made King's machine resemble a modern machine; however, it was still hand-powered. In 1858, Hamilton Smith patented the rotary washing machine.

Pencil Sharper: French mathematician Bernard Lassimonne applied for the first patent (French patent #2444) on pencil sharpeners in 1828, but it was not until 1847 that the pencil sharpener in its recognizable modern form was invented by fellow Frenchman Thierry Des Estivaux.[3] The first American pencil sharpener was patented by Walter K. Foster of Bangor, Maine in 1855.[4]John Lee Love was an African-American inventor of Fall River, Massachusetts, who created a portable pencil sharpener. The design was simple, including a hand crank and a compartment to capture the pencil shavings.The sharpener was patented in 1897 and has no evidence that it was ever produced [5]Electric pencil sharpeners for offices have been made since at least 1917.

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Fountain Pen: The Romanian inventor Petrache Poenaru received a French patent on May 25, 1827, for the invention of the first fountain pen with a barrel made from a large swan quill.

Typewriter: Typewriters with various keyboards had been invented as early as 1714 by Henry Mill and have been reinvented in various forms throughout the 1800s. It is believed to be Sholes among others, who have invented the first one to be commercially successful, however many contest it and couple his inventions with that of Frank Haven Hall, Samuel W. Soule, Carlos Glidden, Giuseppe Ravizza and John Pratt

Printing Press: W. A. Lovette helped improve it but didn't invent it. livescience.com/43639-who-invented-the-printing-press.html and en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printing_press

fuck niggers

a world without men would be better. in comparison to women men create a higher % of violence than black men do in comparison to white men. maybe men are the problem.

Some nigga was in da room wheb someone else made sumptin they invented it!! Oooh ooh oooga booga ahh ahh

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>WE WUZ YEEZYS N' SHIEEEEEET
>WE WUZ IRONING BOARDZ N' SHIEEET
>WE WUZ COMBZ N' SHIIIEEET
>WE WUZ THE HELP N' SHIIIEEEET
>WE WUZ CLOTHS DRTAZ N' SHIIIEEET
>WE WUZ SHARPENERS N' SHIIIET
>WE WUZ PENZ N' SHIIIEEET
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let me guess you "wuz kangz" too

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Automatic gearshift: Modern automatic transmissions can trace their origins to an early "horseless carriage" gearbox that was developed in 1904 by the Sturtevant brothers of Boston, Massachusetts. This unit had two forward speeds, the ratio change being brought about by flyweights that were driven by the engine. At higher engine speeds, high gear was engaged. As the vehicle slowed down and engine RPM decreased, the gearbox would shift back to low. Unfortunately, the metallurgy of the time wasn't up to the task, and owing to the abruptness of the gear change, the transmission would often fail without warning.

Supercharger: In 1848 or 1849, G. Jones of Birmingham, England brought out a Roots-style compressor. In 1860, brothers Philander and Francis Marion Roots, founders of Roots Blower Company of Connersville, Indiana, patented the design for an air mover for use in blast furnaces and other industrial applications. On March 24, 1878 Heinrich Krigar of Germany obtained patent #4121, patenting the first ever screw-type compressor. Later that same year on August 16 he obtained patent #7116 after modifying and improving his original designs. Nearly half a century later, in 1935, Alf Lysholm, who was working for Ljungstroms Angturbin AB (later known as Svenska Rotor Maskiner AB or SRM in 1951), patented a design with five female and four male rotors. He also patented the method for machining the compressor rotors.

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Traffic Light: On 9 December 1868, the first non-electric gas-lit traffic lights were installed outside the Houses of Parliament in London to control the traffic in Bridge Street, Great George Street, and Parliament Street. They were proposed by the railway engineer J. P. Knight of Nottingham who had adapted this idea from his design of railway signalling systems. Been many pther examples since. African American inventor, Garrett Morgan, filed a U.S. patent for a traffic signal. Patent No. 1,475,024 was granted on 20 November 1923 for Morgan's three-position traffic signal.

Refrigerator: William Cullen at the University of Glasgow demonstrated the first artificial refrigeration system in the year 1748. However, he never used his discovery for practical purposes. In the year 1805, US inventor Oliver Evans, designed the first refrigeration machine that didn't use liquid and instead used vapor to cool. In 1820, English scientist Michael Faraday used liquefied ammonia to cause cooling. n 1913, refrigerators for home and domestic use were invented by Fred W. Wolf of Fort Wayne, Indiana with models consisting of a unit that was mounted on top of an ice box.[6] In 1914, engineer Nathaniel B. Wales of Detroit, Michigan, introduced an idea for a practical electric refrigeration unit, which later became the basis for the Kelvinator.

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Dis heart surgeon is black cuz niggers get to claim one drop

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Wtf most of theze are just lies. Looks like another of (((Their))) posts.

>A black man invented the comb.
>A black man invented shoes.

Neither of these were invented recently at all.
Nobody is this fucking stupid.

>me in a world without niggers

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Black people invented everything because life started in Africa. All yalls accomplishments are ours, das right white devils

and yet the world would still be a better place

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Heating Furnace: Was indeed a patented design for a single-source, gas-fired furnace by Alice H. Parker, and her patent was accepted on December 23, 1919.

Electric trolley: enotes.com/homework-help/who-invented-electric-trolley-car-101593

Elevator: Elisha Otis. Elisha Graves Otis (August 3, 1811 – April 8, 1861) was an American industrialist, founder of the Otis Elevator Company, and inventor of a safety device that prevents elevators from falling if the hoisting cable fails.

Letter Drop Mail Box: Philip B. Downing did indeed invent the street letter box and it is the predecessor of today's mailbox.

Postmarking and canceling machine: In the United States, the first successful postmarking machine was developed by Thomas Leavitt in the 1870s, with covers known from 1876. By 1880 Leavitt machines were in use in twenty cities

Filament: Lewis Howard Latimer was hired as assistant manager and draftsman for the U.S. Electric Lighting Company, a company owned by Hiram Maxim, a rival of Thomas A. Edison. Latimer received a patent in January 1881 for the "Process of Manufacturing Carbons", an improved method for the production of carbon filaments used in lightbulbs.

The first successful light bulb filaments were made of carbon (from carbonized paper or bamboo), and the Chinese had them. Just because someone got a patent doesn't mean they invented it. But the end point is, no nigger invented anything they didn't steal first.

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Preserve and store blood: The first anticoagulant preservative was introduced by Rous and Turner in 1916. It consisted of a citrate-glucose solution in which blood from rabbits was stored for two weeks, which prevented anaemia when transfused in another rabbit who had suffered from blood loss. Rous Turner's solution as used for storage of human blood during the First World War (Mollison 1987). The next important development occurred in 1943 during the Second World War when acidifieditrate dextrose (ACD) solution was introduced for clinical use by Loutit and Mollison.In 1957 Gibson et al developed an improved preservative of citrate-phosphate-dextrose (CPD), which was less acidic than ACD and maintained 2,3-diphosphoglycerate (2,3-DPG) level better than in ACD solution. CPD eventually replaced ACD and became commonly used preservative for storage of blood/red cells in liquid form. Shelf-life of blood stored in CPD at 2-4 °C was 21 day.
In 1978 citrate-phosphate-dextrose with adenine (CPDA-1) preservative was developed. The addition of adenine improved the synthesis of adenosine triphosphate (ATP) in the stored blood,which prolonged the storage of blood/red cells at 2-4 °C to 35 days.

Who performed the first open-heart surgery: The earliest operations on the pericardium (the sac that surrounds the heart) took place in the 19th century and were performed by Francisco Romero (1801),[1] Dominique Jean Larrey (1810), Henry Dalton (1891), and Daniel Hale Williams (1893).[2] The first surgery on the heart itself was performed by Axel Cappelen on 4 September 1895 at Rikshospitalet in Kristiania, now Oslo.

Was just pointing stuff related to the thread but that's extra useful info! Thanks.

Theo woke up in a world with no fucking crime, no aids, a white civilzation exploiting resources that the nigger had not touched in ages while it lay under his feet, and the world prospered. The end.

Enjoy the ban for off topic spam fucker.

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Found the tranny. Neck thyself, if you haven't already

>no overpopulation
>world saves billions in aid
>most ongoing civil wars stop
>crime rate across the entire planet goes down
there's nothing sadder than the truth