/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMPED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in MN 3/28/18
youtu.be/IuJCIjKC6Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on UN Peacekeeping 3/28/18
youtu.be/7FcGuCE8HXc
>IntSec Zinke meets w/Tribal Nations 3/28/18
youtu.be/-4qvyjSKG_8
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/28/18
youtu.be/gwjlUa-IIso
>WH Video: FLotUS roundtable on online safety 3/27/18
youtu.be/iMf7VZFKISo
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Fargo ND 3/27/18
youtu.be/Tku7hLHbiZY
>CJS Gen Dunford in Afghanistan 3/27/18
youtu.be/gPWzgPxvtJ8
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 3/27/18
youtu.be/ueRdKpbHZpA
>UNPolCoord Tachco @UNSC on Congo 3/27/18
youtu.be/MyVOFm3ruDk
>StateDep Readout: Conversation w/Producers of Last Men in Aleppo 3/27/18
youtu.be/y6Ru2UJo1q8
>ICE Op in FL 3/27/18
youtu.be/Q5vCnF18A8k
>NATO Press Brief on UK attack 3/27/18
youtu.be/6jBv6AGtHlI
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/27/18
youtu.be/YfT9npKWoFE
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/27/18
youtu.be/0z_K7dMqt34
>StateDep Video: Slave Day 3/27/18
youtu.be/kvjFhTIFq9A
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis welcomes Indonesia FM 3/26/18
c-span.org/video/?443143-1/
>WH Press Brief (Raj) 3/26/18
youtu.be/9061a1hTEug
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #31 (Lara) 3/26/18
youtu.be/I96cjqm7Juo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach FL 3/23/18
youtu.be/rqXCm1XuB4U
>Pres Trump angrily signs budget bill 3/23/18
youtu.be/4ZK9SwI2nyc

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>Meeting between the two Korean leaders will be at the southern side of the peace village of Panmunjom. It will make Kim Jong Un the first North Korean leader to set foot on South Korean soil.

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AWOO

THANKS FOR BAKING

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Why is the Trump Diet® so shit? Probably the only thing about him I dislike

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Damn Laura Ingraham is killing it, already started a meme controversy and then became a Twitter trending so far tonight.

>you have two days to live and a fully loaded ar-15
what do /ptg/?

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REAL AWOO HOURS

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don't go hungry little awoo, eat this

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*DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR*

*THURSDAY, MARCH 29, 2018*

*11:45AM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to Joint Base Andrews *

*11:55AM THE PRESIDENT arrives at Joint Base Andrews*

*12:05PM THE PRESIDENT departs Washington, DC en route to Cleveland, OH *

*1:15PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport *

*1:25PM THE PRESIDENT departs Cleveland, OH en route to Richfield, OH*

*1:55PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at the Local 18 Richfield Training Site*

*2:00PM THE PRESIDENT delivers remarks on the Infrastructure Initiative*

*2:40PM THE PRESIDENT departs Richfield, OH en route to Cleveland, OH *

*3:10PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport *

*3:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs Cleveland, OH en route to Palm Beach, FL *

*5:50PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at Palm Beach International Airport, FL *

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where?

eat this

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Those gooks, hell, those Asians in general better be worshiping the ground Trump stands on after this is all said and done.

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Post archived link to story please

go out shooting in the middle of the woods

Sweet Jesus

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>*2:00PM THE PRESIDENT delivers remarks on the Infrastructure Initiative*

MINI TRUMP RALLY?

>RAPTURE PARTY
Rapture Party!

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>office being painted for two days
>develop sore throat

Related?

maybe we dont know the day or the hour
but theres clues in the bible of the time period

it might be impossible to go past may-june this year

within 9 months of september 23rd last year
gets us to june this year

thats the length of pregnancy
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1 Thessalonians 5:3 King James Version (KJV)
3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

>Each year the International Day of Peace is observed around the world on 21 September. The General Assembly has declared this as a day devoted to strengthening the ideals of peace, both within and among all nations and peoples. The theme for 2017 was “Together for Peace: Respect, Safety and Dignity for All.”.

>9 months (women with child) + september 2017 = june 2018


parable of the fig tree says when you see israel become a nation again you have a a generation until the rapture

one of the theories is that its 70 because it says the length of a human life is 70 in the bible

Psalm 90:10
The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

Daniel 9:24
Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

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That kid is so mad

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Is Julian Assange going to survive this one?

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Don't overfeed the AWOOs!

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80% likelihood

painting indoors should be done on weekends

How old was the old office paint?

does Satan literally have to chop your head off, or can I do it?

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Quick rundown on infrastructure? The media and dems say it's a scam that makes the states pay for most of it

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Is pre tribulation rapture the most retarded thing ever?

that's food for plebs
here is real food for champions in pic related

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I don't know them, if it's your family house you could take the stuff, clean the house, clean the things and keep it somewhere else, if someone came looking for it you could give it back.

Do a fast lap of the Nordschleife at the Nürburgring.
Then attempt a lap even faster but crash and get yourself killed.
Don't kill a rare car though, use a garden variety 911 or something.

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>The media and dems say it's a scam that makes the states pay for most of it

so it'll be the opposite then

Who wants to have a bromance with me?

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no, he'll make a bigger impact this way sadly.

it's like, if you're a shit rapper and get shot your stuff blows up.

better this way

like, would people take Jesus seriously if he died of old age?

Hard to believe it was 6 years ago when I was last in the streets chanting "RON PAUL REVOLUTION GIVE US BACK OUR CONSTITUTION," and here I am today, with President Donald Trump.

why not
do you pitch or catch?

then*

thats good too

The chinese already call him the grand commander and uncle trump

an order fit only for kings

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I said bromance, not homolust

can i have some of your brotein at least

Easter is based on pagan moon worship and was originally a fertility festival involving orgiastic sex and alcohol. It's a moveable feast because it is explicitly lunar and does not synchronize fully to the solar calendar.

Cuddle with my cat and ponder what hell will be like.

Are you saying it's already Infrastructure Week again?

Daniel 9:25
Know therefore and understand, that from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince shall be seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

These are weeks of years. If you add up these weeks you get 69 weeks so 69x7=483.

In 1535, when Jerusalem was part of the Ottoman Empire, Sultan Suleiman I ordered the ruined city walls to be rebuilt.

1535 + 483 = 2018

It literally says 483 years after the wall is built of jerusalem you will have the rapture. You can find this event on wikipedia when this happened

he ordered the walls to rebuilt on that date its uncanny how it says that on wikipedia

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What makes you think this is the end? Have you given up on him? Hillary would be in the WhiteHouse is not for him. I’m not giving up hope. I’m not giving up on Julian yet.

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but he doesn't eat the bread

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Is non awkward snuggling involved?

I promise to be difficult.

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>twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/979216461926318080
HOLY SHIT

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It would just be cool if Barron was a natural performer like his dad.
I want a charismatic little prince. Once he gets a little older and gets that Trumpian High Test, he'll probably not be nearly as shy.

In 3 years Barron will be 15. By the end of Trump's 8 years he will be 19 years old.
Imagine him as a young brash teenager saying shit like "Dad needs to throw the fucking beaners out!"
Now realize that has been fed Sup Forums since childhood.
He was born in the memes, molded by them.
I hope Barron grows up to be a troublemaker rebel who Trump admin need to keep away from the Camera or else he will yell "GAS THE KIKES" to the nearest possible microphone just for laughs. He becomes a cultural icon to young rebellious Gen Z boys. If they left want to use child actors for to be their radical mouthpiece, we can do the same.

Audrey Pence: "w-where..where is Barron?"
Staffer: I saw him go near that CNN news van for an interview
Audrey Pence: Oh...My...God
Audrey runs as fast as she can
She hears the crowd moaning and groaning. Cameras are flashing rapidly and brightly. The song of their shutters clacking drowns out the sound of Audrey's fast beating heat. She recognizes Barron's 6' 7'' muscular 18 year old body standing proudly with his hands on his hips. He has grown very right wing and outgoing es especially in his father's second term as President. Facing towards the crowd of Cameras, his back is towards her as she runs to him. Barron is speaking authoritatively but with a tinge of humor and showmanship. however in her panic she wasn't able to make out any of his words.
By the time she breathlessly reaches his shoulder she hears the words
>And that is just the FIRST of the kike's goals as written in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion!
He turns around to Audrey and gives her a big proud smile wink.
>"Hey babe, what's wrong?"
She looks decimated. She was too late to stop him...again.

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Was a bit expensive but had a giant jersey mikes sub split throughout the day. How’s everyones day been?

I find that I especially get turnt up when drinking on full moons.
Should I go full animal-sacrifice and get magical powers?

do you guys like Tokyo Drift?
youtube.com/watch?v=pxer6LY5JZg

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Think that ribeye was 16oz, not too much for a hungry wolf

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Just eat the chocolate and give them as presents to some qt.

Feinstumped.

DEFEND THIS!

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2-3 years

sacrifice! it's the bread and butter of a hero.

hell, if it wasn't for the god emperor meme making me believe Trump can be immortal then I'd believe he was going to be temporary too.

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Legit one of the best organic irl shitposting episodes of all time later ruined by ecelebs.

>knife and fork
Wasn't that a joke from Seinfeld?

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>no Facial abuse logo in the corner

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Dont be so autistic.

>Ron Paul Revolution
Glad to see you've come to your senses user

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Assange has HDD full of blacked porn in preparation for this situation, I’m sure.

>not nuking NK, killing millions and irradiating a billion people and continent
>negotiating for peace
>Drumpf

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Trivia facts are autistic?

It was a Nazi salute though.

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Tell me another story

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Ya know, finding just the right level of facefucking is hard to find; they are either too kind about it, or too rough.

Is mom and pop Hogg also fucking verified. Wtf

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>Pointing out what even normies did
>T-this is the end of Roseanne
kek

she's taken

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>can't use semiautos to hunt
Wot?

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you guys are making me want to fap t.b.h

but like i said theres consequences...

do i want to suffer extra?

theres a tradeoff

sad reality of the world

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Is Roseanne going to start autisticly ranting about Pitt bulls?

>Sacrifice

I’m not going to let Julian die like this. He was here for us in our hour of need. You should support him too user. I’m disappointed

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>people actually think its okay for senators to ask why you really need a right as though we need permission from the almighty career politician

Fucking pathetic

If its disregarded by 99% of people and has no importance, then yes.

She's at it again?

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youtube.com/watch?v=VrDfSZ_6f4U
are you lads guilty of liking some niggermusic?

gotta hook up with a girl and DIY it, mate

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The Ingraham bows to the Hoggdanoffs

>hogg starts shit
>gets hit back
>bullying! Wahh!
Libs need to off themselves.

>soygoy
>taken
As they say, the weak should fear the strong

Hey lauren hogg your son wants to take away Americans rights.

You can't just ask for one user it has to develop from many years of close friendship

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Kamina dies.

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Motm2 was better

Feinstein has been trying to ban guns longer than I've been alive and she still doesn't understand how weapons cycle.
Autoloaders have been a thing and have been used for hunting since their inception in the late 19th/early 20th century.

>DIY it
I did with my ex’s but deep down I knew they werent trustworthy and were hoes so I eventually would break it off. Single now.

Goodnight /ptg/!

See y'all tomorrow

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What does she expect Her to do about it?