Precure Thread

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Precure thread

I'm leaving the Gao to you

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Erika is my wife!

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Post the marriage certificate then.

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Is she aware of how sexy she is?

Probably not. Most people only comment on how dopey she is, or make fun of her hairstyle.

Overshadowed by her mom.

being aware is not miyuki's specialty.

Post more sexy Miyukis.

>it's a "Bib visits her parents' graves" episode

Do Chads watch Precure? Is Precure a Chad anime?

The virgin /pc/: watches every episode and movie in production order
The chad casual: only watches Precure fight compilations on Youtube

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The supreme eternal chad only knows about Precure characters and story elements from looking at h-doujin.

tfw no Kirara gf EVER

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>tf no towa gf either

Miyuki, what the fuck?!

I would date ANY Precure, except Rin, of course.

I WANT A PRECURE GF!
I NEED ONE!

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I would date them all, even Rin

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What a cum kitten.

lol @ this gaydo

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Doki Doki Precure Club!

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I want to see what they're seeing

I want to kiss that tummy

im drunk what should i do with my precure gf?

You wouldn't even know how to handle a girl user, let's say you get to meet her, then what? You think she'll stay interested in you? I'm sure 99% of precure are almost super model tier, that would mean most alpha males in the world would try to hit on them. You think you have a chance?

Last time on Pretty David : Futari wa Shitposters! our favorite shitposters and their magical fairy (?ﾟヮﾟ)? !FFAAAGJzJI had been transported to Sup Forums and came across a new enemy.

"Who the fuck are you, fag!?" yelled (?ﾟヮﾟ)? !FFAAAGJzJI the magical fairy.
"Are you DMG?" asked the two shitposters

"No you god awful retarded chimps! Fuck off and die you useless pieces of shit."

The three heroes then realized who it was,

"Those limited insults that we've heard many times before..." whispered Cure Shitpost
"Calling people retarded chimps..." whispered Cure Kigurumi
"Telling them to kill themselves... confirmed for edgy teen from Gaia by the way, fag!" whispered (?ﾟヮﾟ)? !FFAAAGJzJI the magical fairy.
"You're madfag!" they collectively said.

"Yes. Suite sucks you useless piles of shit!" shouted madfag.

"Shut up Suite is the best!" said Cure Shitpost

madfag glared at Cure Shitpost and showed him that one Ellen doujin he refuses to post.

"AyiEEEEE!" screamed out Cure Shitpost.

"You fucker! Don't hurt my friends! Take my ultimate attack!" shouted Cure Kigurumi

"No don't Kigfag!" yelled Cure Shitpost

Cure Kigurumi shouted, "MOTHER'S! FUCKING! CURRY!" and threw a scat doujin at madfag

madfag deflected the scat doujin and threw out the word BANNED in red caps at Cure Kigurumi causing him to disappear

"What did you do, madfag!? Bring back Kigfag!" cried Cure Shitpost

madfag smiled, "madfag? Moar liek modfag"

TO BE LE CONTINUED

I had a gf once. She got tired of me after always going on Alex Jones esque rants about various topics.

Also the one time I scared her and made her think she was pregnant because I was autistic and pulled the condom off before she turned the lights off and I dropped it on the floor like a dumbass.

I think the more spergy or nice Cures would at least give me a chance and date me. I'm not aiming for Miki or Kirara, or anybody with high standards like Megoomi.

"why did they bulldoze the school right afterwards? why the crisis actors, initial reports of multiple shooters, the guy who ran into the woods?"

So the insecure losers like Himari or Yayoi?

That sounds ideal!

Snuggle all evening while confessing to her any mistakes you've made

thatd take all evening

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It all makes sense now.

I want to violate Regina's vagina!

Calm yourself, Mana.

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Adult Haruharu is very hot desu

um user girls don't have vaginas until they turn 18

I miss weekly GoPri so much.

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me 2

>Mana and Regina got art like this
>Akira and Yukari don't

That's because Akira and Yukari are shit.

Cute.

This will surely save the Japanese economy.

Anything new about huggto

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>Not sips

WHERE ARE THE LEAKS

Don't lewd Ichigo's sister.

Not Himari, she's too precious ... I'll kill you in that reality before that happens

>Hime bucks
Count me in

It's too late. I already got her laid in my Chad cave. Now we're gonna get married, have kids and live happily ever after.

Uh... guys...

Wait, what about the audition ? Was Himarin accepted ?

>and this is our son's room

>himari
>succeeding

NTR?

what would Dark Precure of other girls be like? Maybe Dark Precure Mana would abuse her harem.

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I thought doggo was loyal

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I want to be stalked by Miyuki.

>he doesn't know

which Precure would be most susceptible to negs?

>himari
>succ

>Jack Frost: Hee give me your ho life stone!
>Cure Peace: Eeeeeh? Is this Joker and Reika's lost son?

They are well acquainted.

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Precure is dead.

Hugto will save Precure

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>HaCha EK kit

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I really hate the fact I was never able to get the Itsuki and Yuri school outfit models

ok

This is such a cute couple.
It's a shame Aoi didn't have a big role in Himari's episode.

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to support this pairing.

Tough ojou-sama in a band that doesn't want to act like an ojou-sama.
Queit and shy smol girl.

The sex must be amazing.

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