Kike hag next door. what do?

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

be me
live in the boonies
just met neighbour next door
asks about help for her clogged sewer
notice
hook schnobbel (nose)
brown eyes
OMGs! she's probably a kike!
thank Gs, hoodie on and black shades on.
pray that she didn't see my terror in the visible part of muh face
slowly back away
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shiver in the bathroom, sucking muh thumb
nervously glancing if she left
what do next?

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Luke Parker
Luke Parker

a thread died for this

David Rivera
David Rivera

whatcha doin rabbi?

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

brown eyes prob a kike

Don't kikes have typically bright green eyes?

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

OK, thread, meet my neighbour, the kike hag

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

kikes come in all forms, the nose is the biggest giveaway usually

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

Yeah, but how do you not know she isn't italian or something?

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

i meant how do you know she isn't..

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

u dont, unless they tell u

Justin Ward
Justin Ward

And the point of this thread is ?

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

not in my part of the boonies... not in my part of the world.
of course, can't be 100% sure, but I am 99.99% sure

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

ask the op not me

Sebastian Gray
Sebastian Gray

What to do fucking next???!!! I'm living next door to the destroyers of civilization, usury ridden parasites. how do I keep minimum contact with the, how do I avoid outing myself. You know what happens to those who are publicly declared ANTI-SEMITES!

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Bye, you're retarded

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Blake King
Blake King

thank you for posting my photo. real nice you fugging asshole! now the kike will know who posted this thread... I'm dead

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

Just avoid.

Samuel Myers
Samuel Myers

managed to do that for 3 years, but now she knows my name, she's been officially introduced. what do if she suddenly decides that
we should become "friends" with this goy

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

She knows man. They can read your mind like a kosher ingredients label. She sensed your fear using her more advanced reptile brain. It's like in that movie They Live "we have one that can see" be careful that you don't end up like Kyle Odom.

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Colton Wright
Colton Wright

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Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

that's exactly what I fear... but I can't just invite her for tea and have a nice chat with her either...
fucked if I do gangbanged if I don't

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

stop posting my pictures all over internet for that hag to see. That's me two years prior to promotion...

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

Watch out for signs that she tries to "look in". In the worse case larp subtly as a philosemite. Play the Java naguila techno track a bit too loud. Or listen to speeches by Shapiro or some other right wing kike. Join Jews for Jesus, put a bumper sticker from them on yor car so she will think you are a good goy after all.

But avoid being near to her. She will read your mind.

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

that's deep undercover, man. won't that jewhop music affect my children's mind. wouldn't want them growing up thinkin they're kosher... you know, young minds are so pliable.

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

It's time to gass my friend

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

wait until she leaves the house and its empty
drill small hole into wall entering her house
find a way to slowly leak gas into her house
she doesnt wake up in the morning
never escaped the gassing really

David Perry
David Perry

I guess I'll have to forego Zyklon B... it is too cold out here and warming them up would be financially infeasible
besides, I wouldn't want all the innocent lice to die

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

Fuck you have children. Feed them a diet of Mel Gibson movies, but never turn the audio up too loud. Do you have sufficient space between your houses? Kikes, especially the aged female variety, are well known to listen in using the old glass and ear trick or perhaps using advanced kike tricks.

Watch out when you smell her. When talking to her you show signs of dislike for her kike smell she will be alarmed. You are basically living next to a wolf now, a predator animal. Never show any weakness.

Brandon Lee
Brandon Lee

neighbor might be jew
hooked nose
Does she have a mezzuzah on her doorpost? Or use any yiddish terms? Ask her if she goes to "shul" (pronounced "shool"). It's possible she is just Neanderthal or n.african euro hybrid (italian).

Either way, you could end up being her shabbos goy

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

isn't pic related that lebanese american woman who hates israel though?

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

what do next?

Listen to Borat

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Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

Get headphones for when you´re listening to Mr Bond user. Also NEVER invite friends over for heated conversations about how much the 1930s-40s were better years.

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

I feed my children not just Mel Gibson films. I feed the Wochenschau every week. 200m to her house. but I'll have to turn the sound down way lower... way way way lower
don't know, never went to her house, can't see from the street.

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

got it! good stuff, keep em coming!
now unfortunately I won't be able to listen to my Wehrmachtlied collection out loud when working outside. FUCK!

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

Ask for financial tips and tricks, acquire wealth, then gas her.

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

Yeah