Why the fuck do Australians talk like this?

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

This is worse than ebonics.

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Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

marty bryant was setup

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

Stop trying to speak to us and we'll stop trying to change the language.

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

Fair suck of the ol' sav it's not that bad

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

Every non-merchant on this island feels the same about tourism, this is your only warning.

Jayden White
Jayden White

how ya goin

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

stop being a poof or i'l smash all yous cunts.

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

D&C shill thread reported

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

G'Day Cunt!

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

Yeah nah how about you fuck off ya useless galah cunt. Euro gronks are the worst, fair dinkum fucking shirt lifter. Feed me more VB ya flog

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

too fuckin hot not to contract ya words cobber

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

fetal alcohol syndrome

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

As a true blue aussie i can say I've NEVER heard this expression before, at least not used in this context. If you're talking about how we talk in general you can get fucked cunt.

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

Haha, welcome.
It seems like Australians are the next on the shill list for good old D&C. Remember seeing a ton of threads like this on Americans which demoralized us, well now they're after you. They're going to make an Australian equivalent of the mutt meme to help grow this D&C. Screen cap this. The shill's biggest threat is unity.

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

Howwer you goING, user?

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

Just reread that shit and it's a disgusting misuse of a common greeting

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

The difference is aussies ltterally don't give a fuck. We know we live in a paradise. We know white Australians are the best most laid back funniest cunts on earth. Other people criticizing us or our culture is pointless, cos we know it's just bullshit

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

pls talk dirty to me

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Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

yeah nah
i think thats New Zealander

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

I read that three times and still dont get it. What the fuck does it mean?

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

Hehehehe, you sure, it already seems to work. Look at he is mocking your country. But it is also his country. He is demoralized. Don't try denying it, try to fight it. I also thought Americans wouldn't be demoralized and it took a while too. First it was we're stupid and fat, that didn't work, then it was we are corporate puppets and warmongers that works somewhat, then it was we're mutts and that did the trick. Do better than us and try to be unified against the D&C. But, sadly, I see you taking the route we took.

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

OP the real question is: Are ya keen?

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

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Jose Harris
Jose Harris

you sound like ur from melborne. the cancer state

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

not saying scarn

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Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

oi nah thats heaps fukin hectic ay cunt

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

Aussies are a bit how ya goin

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

bit of how ya goin and a little bit of hows ya father

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

Because they're the most loyal to their English roots. We still say shit like this. "How's ya father" and all that.

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

doing hektik skidz in a vt calais

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

Fuck off cunt you can't call yourself true fuckin' blue if you've never heard of something a bit ordinary being referred to as a bit how ya goin'.

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

You're from Perth, aren't you?

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

Fuck off the eastern states are already lost to gooks snd niggers. Western australia is the last remnant of old australia. WA is like the australia of australia

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

Lol, gives knowing wink

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

You Aussies sure say "cunt" a lot. Even the most foul-mouthed Americans are afraid to use that word because it's so offensive.