Shinji is going on a date with Rei!

Shinji is going on a date with Rei!

Wish him luck!

Asuka is going on a date with Kaworu!

Wish her luck!

Who even likes this? They've never even interacted one in the entire show.

Gendo is going on a date with PenPen!

Wish him luck!

>Going on a date with your mom

oedipus complex

unfortunately they later find themselves double booked at the same table at the same restaurant

I think you meant >Wish him luck.

What, you never took your mom to a fancy place? Loser.

But you can't date a doll.

Wait... what's happening here?

...

>Shinji is going on a date with Rei!
Which one?

>not liking top tier comedy material pairing

> triple booked
> Gendo is late picking up PenPen
> by the time they arrive, Asuka is tucking in to the restaurant's last order of mackerel
> it all kicks off

This is literally all just fanfiction. How is it comedy material if we don't even know how they'd really behave around each other?

he did choose giaour girl he have brought from germani

she just didnt choose back, til the end

Good luck Shinji-kun! Don't put that pussy on the pedestal. Believe in yourself!

Dude, any pairing stuff in eva is fanfic tier aside from Kaji/Misato.

Quadruple booked, Misato and Kaji show up as well.

But they don't even interact

Except the rest of the couples have a basis for their interactions, Asuka and Kaworu literally NEVER interacted

>Asuka and Kaworu literally NEVER interacted

God DAMN, manga Asuka is best Asuka

My lite sister Rei really is perfect.

Asuka is so much better it isn't even funny.

I wanna lean down and kiss Asuka on the brow. Then while she's trying to look displeased and scrambling for something to say, I wanna lean back down and kiss her on the lips thereby completing the second act of my carefully calculated one two combo.

Rei isn't his mom. She's a genetically engineered hybrid using DNA from his mother and an ageless alien monstrosity that spawned all life on earth as well as the souls of all mankind.

So she's more like a hybrid sibling/great^nth power aunt.

Or, if you really want to assert that "clones" aren't their own people, Shinji is in fact going on a date with EVERYONE'S mom. Including yours. Does that make you uncomfortable, user?

Shinji's getting married to Shinji!

Wish them luck!

That just means 68% men are fucking useless.

Shinji on a month long date with his mom!

Wasn't that more like cannibalism or soul stealing depending on how you look at it?

God bless the artists who continue to draw Soryu well into the Shikinami age

You say that while posting a picture of Shikinami.

2.0 Shikinami is visually indistinguishable from Soryu

Except for the browner hair, the slutty nightgown and the ruination of her character.

>fixed
Shinji is going on a date with a wood plank.

Wish him luck!

Alien mom

Real talk, do you think Kaworu actually had any sexual drive?
I know the scenes with Shinji were obviously homo, but real talk... Kaworu isn't even a human.
Likewise, do you think Rei has any sex drive?

>kaworu
Physically and emotionally, probably not. On the level of wanting to destroy Man to create a new, different creature? Probably yes.

>rei
Unresponsive to touch one way or the other. You tell me.