We all know that Christmas Cakes are Best Girls, but not all keikis are created equally. What sub-archetypes of keiki does Sup Forums prefer? Do they prefer they motherly housewife type? The socially maladjusted NEET? Something else?
For me, it's the overworked office lady who's informally married to her job.
See also:
>gyaru cake
>plump cake
>smug cake
socially awkward neet is nice
but honestly whichever is most vulnerable, tragic backstory is a must for best girl
>tragic backstory
no way this is a cake
She recently put her hair down, to the great delight of many.
The alcoholic one
>Kaede is still Cinderella Girl
I love this timeline.
The fuck she wearing?
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Thong-y leotard and a useless shirt over it.
Office lady is the patrician choice.
Carnivorous cake?
The kind so desperate they'd be willing to put up with me.
being sad is nice, but proper tragic backstory is better
this too
>keeps a half-filled out marriage form with her at all times
>proper tragic backstory
That's part of her backstory, yes.
Sex workers like Kawakami.
I like cakes who want to be providers to NEET husbands.
The assertive ones, who may or may not dom the younger guy to claim him
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>Sex workers
good
Sad, Desperate, Lonely and pathetic cakes with bad luck.
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The best kind.
Preach it.
Do you think Hazuki is a cake?
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Eyebrows?
The violent one.
Does Nana have to wait for 2025 or 2027 for her year?
What do you call a christmas cake harem?
A bakery?
Only when they're going to get something in their ovens.
I want to make them all happy.
That's what harem ends are for.
Drinking a beer with your buddies
Crass cake
>"buddies"
Why do christmas cake drink Chinese brand beer founded by Germans?
>Tfw no manga of a young guy making it though the business world by being a boy toy for businesswomen cakes
>a cake will never beg for your man batter in her baby bakery
The artist is from Hong Kong.
There's an H-manga to that effect, it gets posted occasionally.
>no catcakes in anime or manga
I love OL cakes
Because cats die before they are reaching christmas cake age.
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Workplace distractions, grab em fast so your profits don't take a dive.
recommend me anime were cakes win pls
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What's the appeal of cakes?
>have their own interests, opinions, and hobbies
>comfortable with their bodies
>physically pure (but not mentally)
>years of pent-up frustration as pure maidens
More like dead one amirite
I like women younger than me.
cakes are oasis-es in this desert of saddness.
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Same here.
The "unexperienced Office Lady" kind
Teacher cake.
The best ones are the ones who want to start a family.
Oh, Sup Forums sees "oases".
>nearly all of a cake's problems can be resolved with a nakadashi session and a trip to the marriage clerk's office
Is this considered a cake? If so, this type.
Goddamn, just let me take care about a christmas cake already!
I like cakes very much.
How upset were we by how that turned out?
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This one
Theones that love me
someone who wants and needs you, who would be made happier by you being in her life
also the fact that they have nice bodies doesent hurt
is this evil witch a cake?
I'm a student who's not gonna have a stable job.
I guess no cakes for me?
That's a birthday cake.
>birthday-suit cake
The best I can do on a blue board.
How long can a man survive under her daily bad puns?
If she gets too punny, take her to a bed 'er place.
>Acts like a cake
>Looks like a cake
>sounds like a cake
>only 21
I wanna marry this woman.
わかるわ？
I hope that I can be reincarnated as an anime office worker who falls in love with the cake running the coffee shop down the block from my work. My little brother can be the protagonist who constantly has misunderstandings with his harem of highschool girls and never officially gets with any of them while I get a fully resolved romance since side characters aren't as important.
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I wanna eat her katsudon after a hard day at work.
Not him, but other than MoriMori cutting her hair it couldn't have ended in a better way.
Would you be faceless?
Cheer up, user. Cakes need a house husband to care for them, so you've got a chance!
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>Cakes need a house husband to care for them
Nah, he's gotta give brotherly advice to the protagonist in a couple scenes, give that wisdom that resolves the conflict of the episode.
What about JcaKes?
Fuck, no wonder I'm so attracted to Cakes. Being a house husband sounds like something I'd wanna do.
Housewife/OL are the best.
Ones that just drink and smoke and wallow in self pity because they're lonely are the worst.
My favorite flavor of cake.
alcoholic teachers
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>doesn't like the self-pity
You continue to amaze me with your shit taste.
You must be doing this on purpose. No one could have shit taste so consistently.
She power-leveled her WIFE stat for a reason, you know.
They are overused too much and it gets annoying so I end up disliking since it's the only character type we get to see in anime.