You've just puffed a fag when this girl told you not to smoke while walking

You've just puffed a fag when this girl told you not to smoke while walking

What do?

Take out the cig, stick it on her tongue, and tell her to smoke on that.

Put my hand down her shirt and feel up her flat chest

What is this?

*unzips dick*

a japanese porn comic

Stand still and smoke.

Oni mama is cute

Boku no pico

>You've just puffed a fag
But I only smoke hookahs.

Tell Handles that I don't require her night service, then feed and pet the loli.

>You've just puffed a fag
I am not gay though. Do you have any alternate scenarios?

I inform her that cigarettes being bad for you is a lie invented by the Jews, and Sup Forums told me so, just like how salt water being bad is also a lie. Yes goy, this water which makes up over 90% of the world's water, will actually make you THIRSTY when you drink it!
Hopefully my obnoxious stormfaggotry will scare her off and I can keep smoking uninterrupted.

>Do you have any alternate scenarios?
You're walking along the street when all of a sudden you become white.

>just puffed a fag

found the tea boy in the thread

You're an user. Don't you lie about how much you love smoking cock.

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>You've just puffed a fag when this girl told you not to smoke while walking
>What do?
I show her that it's just a chocolate cigarette and my breath in the cold and offer her one for being so courageous.

>puffed a fag
I love real english language.

>Being a filthy smokefag

So you are in the club with you're waifu then this guy slapped her ass and ask her to return to the Rukh with him, what do you do?

Remember that he is the high king of the seven sea and a literal God

oni wife is best

>Face sized nipples

no thx

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I thought the fundoshi was a huge benis
how disappointing

I, too, am disappointed by the lack of hugg benis xddd

>Nice horn

One horn or two horn oni, Sup Forums?

Oni mamas are the greatest

My wife Yuugi is so cute.

Oni pussy belongs to human men.

No horns

Don't be mean!

OP apparently puffes fags. why am i not surprised...

One horn and anyone who says otherwise is homosex.

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