How would Evangelion be different if it was about street racing instead of mecha?

How would Evangelion be different if it was about street racing instead of mecha?

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A world of pure imagination?

Asuka would still being best girl.

You think she would drive a BMW?

This was actually a serious, albiet strange thread. I've been thinking about it since I heard Bunta is abusive in the live-action Initial D film.

Oh well, I won't bump this.

>racing angel to defeat them
>plugsuits would make decent pilot suits
>race tracks in Old Tokyo and other wasteland

I'd watch it

>NERV racing team
>team owner Gendo
>Germany's top prospect Asuka
>Shinji, son of the owner, he doesn't care about racing but his dad wants him to be the best
>Rei, the driver of conceptual cars
>they have to beat team SEELE and the Angels, who are the most dangerous rogue drivers to keep ownership of GeoFront, the best carshop in the underground Japan and the only place that makes "Cores", the most potent motors in the planet

Now we're talking.

trying to imagine the dummy plug episode and car disembowelment

Race queens galore

Toji drives because Shinji quits because gets in a horrible accident because he's not as good of a driver.

*and gets in a horrible accident

Shinji gets a new autopilot cruise control for his car and made by Tesla, while Touji has a google self driving car. The google car goes out of control because it was based on 4chaners clicking wrong captchas so the Tesla car decides to eliminate it.

>an episode of synchronized driving, the couple with the smallest difference in times wins
>Kaworu being a double agent
>Asuka gets completely outclassed in one race
some episodes would be pretty good

What if they had to do it rally style, with Asuka as the navigator and mad as hell about it?

Woudln't the self driving car be the Jet Alone ?

Shinji's system is just Rei in the trunk controlling the car while on the phone with Gendo. I guess Touji just got infected by the botnet. Jet Alone is also a self driving car, but can't utilize an EB Field (eurobeat field) to race.

>eurobeat field

this is just great

what the fuck would EoE look like

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Nah, she would drive a Merc

>Only shinji can drive the Mach one because everyone's too afraid of he illegal car upgrades in it
>shinji doesn't know how to dive and goes berserk mode once he flips the wrong boost switches thereby winning the race
>rei is an emotionless calculated driving machine when she gets behind the stick shift
>Vin diesel can't help but admire the pure racing skill of the 1st and 3rd racing children

>instead of mecha
Eva was never about mecha, dumbass.

The Imam of the German Ministry of Culture forbade women to drive, you intolerant bigots.

>group B EVA racing
Toji dies by crashing into a flaming ball right after the start of the race

>he never watched Ideon

Good thing she is in future japan, where you can still legally import german cars and let german bitches drive them

Mass produced white LS swapped vans ramming Asuka out of the track and then all dog piling her

>You have to get in sync with your car to expand your eurobeat field
I could see misato saying that

>future Japan
user, we have already passed the year in the series

I would pay for tickets to that.

>one whole episode about the mechanic crew under the car fixing shit up
comfy

What are you trying to say? Eva was always about familia?

Eva was always about Hideki Anno's latent homosexuality.

>fast and furious with Eva characters
So 01 is Don's charger?

So misato, should we put a S2 or S22 engine in our new EVAs?

01 is the Charger, 02 is the Supra

I think you're right.

Anno probably lived on the other side of the building when a small fire was quickly taken out before resuming his life. Most people exaggerate any small part of thier just to make it seem more interesting especially if they are on camera

What is 00? the yellow EVO?

>Supra
Toyotas are not German user

Imagine
>Initial D-vangelion

Skyline

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Initial D is too good for those fucking face designs. Who the hell allowed that past the editors.

>german on FnF
its all JDM or American Muscle

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HAHAHAHA GERMANISTAN
VERY FUNNY user, MAGA KEK

Takumi is a clone of Shinji's mom

Did anno ever have a relationship before he got married

Asuka - Porsche, obviously
Shinji - Mazda RX-7/8 depending on era, the only car as fragile as him
Rei - Toyota Supra MK 3/4

It would be about the Children competing in the Group B World Rally, that racing series that killed dozens of competitors, the only race that had a dedicated pit crew of psychologists for each racer


it would be very painful.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_B

>Most people exaggerate any small part of thier just to make it seem more interesting especially if they are on camera
I closed a door on my hand leaving a huge scar and I never talk about it. Why would Anno lie or tout fiction as fact?

>dedicated psychologist for each racer
If thats the case than they might as well have another team for the managers as well

Fair enough

>fragile as him
Second gen FD with stock cooling and turbos
Drive it around for a day and the car almost melts its inside's off

To make it seem more interesting
If you were on camera would you say that you got that scar from catching your hand inbetween a door or would you make a story to show how much of a badass you are?

>there's an episode on a restored Pike's Peak
My pucker is clenched.

So misato drives a Renault Alpine V6
What would the other characters realistically drive?
>Fuyutsuki
First Gen LS400

>Gendo
LS460 sport

>Asuka
C63 AMG or one of the widow makers RUF makes

>Shinji
basic 90s non GTR skyline

>Rei
Toyota AE82

>Kaiji
any 3 series BMW

>Kaworu
VW bug

>Mari
A modern Mini with the union jack theme

>ritsuko
her mom's Datsun 240z

>her mom's Datsun 240z
Why did I laugh?

Best post. No Eva thread will ever surpass this one.

What is the Magma Diver of Evangelion street racing?

modern F1

>pigfat german full of unneeded nannies
Current BMW M4

Asuka needs to drive a red BMW i8 because f u t u r e

Those are some tits

All vehicles must be EV and have to be charged every 5 minutes.

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>it's a "only Shinjigumi can drive the insane MK4 Supra his dad built" episode
>it's a "Shinji blacks out from the G-forces on his first downhill run episode"
>it's a "drifting is a man's job!" followed by shinji drifting directly into a guardrail episode
>it's a "shinji and asuka do a synchronized drift practice" episode

Someone really needs to do a doujinshi of this.

>implying evangelion was about mecha

The more I think about it, the more I realize how absolutely perfect that is.

>Misato picks up Shinji
>still gets in a wreck scaring the absolute shit out of him

>get in the race car shinji

... I have a sinking suspicion that this already happened...

That's Gundam SEED with cars, dumbass.

I need more young Misato in my life.

>quarter mile drag race on a nuclear carrier flight deck.
LA FAMILIA

I get the feeling that I'm missing out by having never seen any of the Fast and the Furious films.

I only watched Fate of the Furious but it's pure urban fantasy kino. See that I say fantasy and not action. It goes beyond action.

People are elitists towards "good plots" and that kinda shit. Fast and Furious, original XXX, Paul W.S. Anderson's movies... They are pretty good if you take them without having so many predispositions towards it.

They're so over the top between taking themselves seriously, trying to be badass really hard and improbable at best car action they come off as silly fun. Initial D is realistic compared to those.

They're live action animu

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This just raises further questions.

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lmao asshurt germutt detected

What if the EVAs were Transformers?